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  1. Red Spyder

    Meet the naked therapist

    That would have made The Sopranos therapy sessions VERY interesting... :rubbel:
  2. Red Spyder

    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Seeing that C-section practice zombie got me thinking, are the extras that play zombies just a bunch of local meth heads? If so the production crew is probably saving a lot of $$ in make up :tongue: ...and in teaching them how to act like zombies
  3. Red Spyder

    Do you like the "Bigger" Christina Aguilera? (pic)

    Yup, she went to an average size... what I call a deliciously chunky size
  4. Red Spyder

    10 Greatest Movie Endings of All Time

    Even though it's not one of the greatest endings of all time, I really liked the ending for The Dark Knight Rises. A worthy farewell for a kick ass trilogy of movies.
  5. Red Spyder

    Wins lottery after being dumped

    Even though I'm aaaaaaaaaalllllllll for tax cuts, I see no problem with people paying those high taxes on lottery winnings, and after that, nobody should have the right to criticize them if they decide to blow the rest of the winnings on Ferraris and hookers
  6. Red Spyder

    The third and final debate

    Cheaper than the binders :tongue:
  7. Red Spyder

    The third and final debate

    ^ I didn't know Obama had been MA gov. :tongue: In all seriousness, my prediction for later tonight/tomorrow morning: ABC,CBS,NBC,MSNBC,CNN: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, therefore Obama won the debate.
  8. Red Spyder

    Tom Cruise

    In all seriousness, I'm rather neutral about the guy. If the movie he's in looks good I go watch it.
  9. Red Spyder

    Hey ladies...how much would it cost me to do you?

    Damn! I'm a little short on cash. Could anyone lend me a penny? And, yes, it would only take me a minute :tongue:
  10. Red Spyder

    Is Sam Fisher the reason Lurky is gone?

    Can someone post links to conservative and liberal message boards? I'm too lazy to look for some right now. My drink is starting to make me sleepy. Maybe a link to boards like that will keep us conservatives and liberals occupied over there with our "Obama sucks" or "Obama is my god"...
  11. Red Spyder

    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Yup, I was expecting the guy to show up in this episode, but not even Michonne did. Either way, it was a really good episode. It seems that the guy just lost his leg but won't turn into a zombie. Also, who was watching Carol (name?) practicing a C-section on the zombie? :dunno:
  12. Red Spyder

    In Denmark, if you got a small peenis you can win an Iphone5

    Zdenka, you're not from Denmark? :tongue: Or only Dannish can get it? If tourists can also get it, maybe someone should tell Revamp to take a holiday in Denmark :tongue:
  13. Red Spyder

    10 Greatest Movie Endings of All Time

    Well, most porn movies have a cool ending :tongue:
  14. Red Spyder

    Tom Cruise

    Who hasn't seen this site yet? http://tomcruiseisnuts.com/ Very old site but still kind of funny
  15. Red Spyder

    Boybands

    You misspelled "tits" as "teeth" so I fixed it for you. No need to thank me :hatsoff: And what do I think about "boybands"? Well, if you listen to them, don't forget to stock up on tampons!
  16. Red Spyder

    How Will You Leave This World?

    Narrated by GOD!!!! Okay, it's actually Morgan Freeman.
  17. Red Spyder

    Where the fuck are Dirk and Squally?

    Because you're from Canada!!! :tongue:
  18. Red Spyder

    Recovering from virus attack.

    I remember back in the year 2000 (sounds futuristic) when I bought my very first PC, my grandma called me at home just to tell me to be careful because she saw in the news that there was a computer virus going around and she was worried I'd get sick..... Yeah, okay, grandma :1orglaugh
  19. Red Spyder

    What Are You Drinking Right Now?

    This: Except I use a full ounce of each :eek:
  20. Red Spyder

    Where the fuck are Dirk and Squally?

    [opens front door] My car, parked in the driveway :tongue:
  21. Red Spyder

    Tom Cruise

    Hello, Tom!! :wave: I don't know why, but for some reason I think the OP is Tom Cruise! :tongue:
  22. Red Spyder

    What are you watching right now?

    TV on in the backgrond with Red Dawn. Damn, I should go out tonight but don't feel like it :(
  23. Red Spyder

    Homosexuality

    I wonder who would give it to whom? :tongue:
  24. Red Spyder

    Squeamish? Don't open this.

    peeocean.com? I would have thought that with pictures like the site would be named Ihatemyballs.com :dunno:
  25. Red Spyder

    How Will You Leave This World?

    I already decided, once both parents and all grandparents are gone (tally so far 4 down and 2 to go), I'm offing myself somehow, most likely CO2 from the car exhaust and Nyquil. Or I'll just keep going to Mexico whenever I have the chance. If things keep getting bad, I'm sure I won't come back...
  26. Red Spyder

    Voted today!

    Excellent! Around here, early elections start Monday I believe, though I may be mistaken. I'll check it out then. If so, I'm heading there as soon as I get out of work. Only my second presidential election and I did vote back for the midterms in 2010.
  27. Red Spyder

    Where the fuck are Dirk and Squally?

    There is some magical place where some of us tend to go once in a while. It's called "Outside". Sometimes I fill up my glass with Jack on the rocks and go there to enjoy a fresh breeze.
  28. Red Spyder

    To all you conservatives : Sam, Will, meester, heartbroker, etc...

    And how much private sector experience? By that measure, Mr. Mittens is much more qualified as he has lots of EXECUTIVE private sector experience with some government EXECUTIVE experience, which qualify him to run the EXECUTIVE branch of the government. You may not like it but he at least he...
  29. Red Spyder

    What The Left Won't Tell You About Gun Sales

    Obama is going to ban guns as much as Romney is going to ban abortions :stir:
  30. Red Spyder

    Where the fuck are Dirk and Squally?

    Abducted by The Orange Cat? :dunno: They may be in his trunk
  31. Red Spyder

    Just when you thought you'd seen it all.

    Maybe she doesn't shave her pits? :dunno: It feels kind of tingly! :D
  32. Red Spyder

    Erm...

    Again? More "what I did this weekend" pictures, VV?
  33. Red Spyder

    I have a hole in my sock...

    Still got nightmare about those pics you posted :eek:
  34. Red Spyder

    Heaven is real, says neurosurgeon.

    :stir:
  35. Red Spyder

    What's your favourite flavour potato chip?

    I forgot to mention kettle fried chips :drool2: Really hard to decide which is my fav chip.
  36. Red Spyder

    To all you conservatives : Sam, Will, meester, heartbroker, etc...

    Without having to think too hard about it, and in the little bit of time I got before taking off for work all I can say is: I doubt any American ambassadors will get killed in a war torn country because they were refused additional security. And as Meester said above, as long as he repeals the...
  37. Red Spyder

    What are you watching right now?

    Walking Dead season premiere
  38. Red Spyder

    What's your favourite flavour potato chip?

    I like just about all kinds. What chocolate is for the ladies, potato chips are for me. I know, as a Mexican I should probably say my favorite are the flaming hot plus havanero potato chips. But I'm actually rather partial to these: Ruffles cheddar cheese and sour cream :yummie:
  39. Red Spyder

    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Just saw the first episode of the new season. You wanted gore, you got gore. The one where Rick pulls off the zombified guard's gas mask off was :pukey: but too cool! You wanted zombies, you got shit loads of zombies. And Carl is actually useful. So's T-Dog. And I think Carl almost got...
  40. Red Spyder

    ...

    I found where Zdenka stays in his vacation! :tongue:
  41. Red Spyder

    DHS gears up for civil unrest

    I wonder where they got all that "intelligence data" to make them worry about a possible riot? Oh, TWITTER!! http://twitchy.com/2012/10/09/new-civility-obama-supporters-threaten-to-riot-if-romney-wins/ Yup, from the "tolerant" and "compassionate" and "peace loving" and smrat (misspelled on...
  42. Red Spyder

    I have a hole in my sock...

    Think all the money she can save by not needing fuzzy slippers!
  43. Red Spyder

    Prostitutes and Porn stars...Is their really a difference?

    That's true. I guess that's another difference, with prostitutes, the guy doesn't get paid.
  44. Red Spyder

    Can anybody reccomend games similar to GTA or Saints Row?

    Open world game: The original Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction for PS2. The one for PS3.....not so good but I saw a used one for less than $10 so you could give it a try.
  45. Red Spyder

    Did blowing into NES cartridges actually help?

    I never had an NES :( I had a Commodore 64 :tongue:
  46. Red Spyder

    Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    My social life is pretty unexisting anyway, but is Skyrim worth sacrificing what little is left? :dunno: I mean, between Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, about to reach 9th prestige in MW3 and then catching up with 24 on Netflix, I'm virtually a hermit already.
  47. Red Spyder

    Games You Can't Wait For?

    I'll take my last post back, just saw the previews for the new Metal Gear and Aliens: Colonial Marines I guess I'm going to try to be a good boy from now on because now I know what I'm going to ask Santa for.
  48. Red Spyder

    Aliens: Colonel Marines

    Oh, shit, there goes what little remains of my social life
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