I have a hole in my sock...

[Petra]

Or someone's been raiding your dryer so he could get his freak on with your socks. impdaddy

That could be anyone and everyone though. And you're probably not going to get them back, sorry.

You know.....Anders does spend an awful lot of time in the attic where the dryer is when he stays over.

ANDERS!!! Stay the fuck away from my socks you perverted, sick, swedish, son of a bitch.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Or someone's been raiding your dryer so he could get his freak on with your socks. impdaddy

That could be anyone and everyone though. And you're probably not going to get them back, sorry.

You know.....Anders does spend an awful lot of time in the attic where the dryer is when he stays over.

ANDERS!!! Stay the fuck away from my socks you perverted, sick, swedish, son of a bitch.

For fucks sake... its your bloody cats I´m telling you!

Also... please dont look in my bag next time...

 

[Jsmoothpa]

I kept complaining how cold my cock get's when my girlfriend wants me strip for her. She told me to keep it in a sock! Well it worked until she stripped for me! LOL Now I have a whole in my sock! LOL

 

[Red Spyder]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7059544, member: 114093"]Kind of wet at the moment...

They're called "Depends", my dear. Just a suggestion.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I kept complaining how cold my cock get's when my girlfriend wants me strip for her. She told me to keep it in a sock! Well it worked until she stripped for me! LOL Now I have a whole in my sock! LOL

when did you get a girlfriend Jsmoothpa?

 

[gunslingingbird]

when did you get a girlfriend Jsmoothpa?

I think the box arrived last week, but he hadn't had time to inflate her until yesterday.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Ladies, I may have had it rough, but plans are to bust through that like a dick in a sock, with a wet pussy screaming to explode on it!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I think the box arrived last week, but he hadn't had time to inflate her until yesterday.

:1orglaugh

 

[Petra]

You'll all be happy to know I've ditched the socks and have gone barefoot today.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

You'll all be happy to know I've ditched the socks and have gone barefoot today.

Forecasts predict a cloud of Cum to roll in over Germany.

If you listen closely you will be able to hear a scream of ecstacy...

 

[Petra]

Forecasts predict a cloud of Cum to roll in over Germany.

If you listen closely you will be able to hear a scream of ecstacy...

Whatever floats his boat...

Personally, I'd be running in terror from my feet if they weren't attached.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

I'm thinkin if she asks me to ride bareback will she want to take my sock off herself, or will she want me to bare it all! LOL

 

[gunslingingbird]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7061595, member: 114093"]Whatever floats his boat...

Personally, I'd be running in terror from my feet if they weren't attached.

You have hobbit feet, don't ya?

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

You have hobbit feet, don't ya?

Hobbits dont have as much hair on them as she does.

 

[Red Spyder]

Hobbits dont have as much hair on them as she does.

Think all the money she can save by not needing fuzzy slippers!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Petra...
If I ever return to Holland, would you like to fuck me up the shitter with a strap-on?
:offtopic:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Forecasts predict a cloud of Cum to roll in over Germany.

If you listen closely you will be able to hear a scream of ecstacy...

 

[Shifty]

Ladies, I may have had it rough, but plans are to bust through that like a dick in a sock, with a wet pussy screaming to explode on it!

That's some creative erotic literature right there.

Really great.

You keep at it.

 

[Petra]

You will all be very happy to know I have new socks now, currently without any holes.

 

[gunslingingbird]

You will all be very happy to know I have new socks now, currently without any holes.

Yeah? Well, you'd best clip them toenails before your new socks look like Swiss cheese.