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I wanna be sedated.

Are you trying to say we're sheople?

More importantly, those nails are fabulous.

Not even if they were Andronica and Georgina, the hottest OSCM's to grace freeones? You're too biased, bro.

I'd hit it. Naturally. I'd probably even lick the stump. ....I'm unintentionally finding out new things about myself every day.

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How do ya figure? Just slandering/libeling a guy's character to make legitimize Harley's indiscretions? Shame shame.

Let's turn this into a foreigner tribute thread. http://youtube.com/watch?v=AcEp9XnWirE

So this is all about the poon? I'd prefer not to blow smoke up a woman's ass, at least not metaphorically.

Alec Guiness thought Star Wars was rubbish.

I don't really care. He has something good and he's blowing it by being a sexual fledgling, but he does deserve to know that she's getting her satisfaction elsewhere.

Obviously the non obese version, but I'd still hit it.

I don't know man, he's responcible for a lot of drama and entertainment around here. I mean, if it wasn't for his summoning Harley thread, we wouldn't have something scandalous to talk about. His thread inadvertedly led to her confession and subsequent backlash. It's ironic really, and I love irony.

Shut up, I'm projecting here. On a serious note, he's still naive. He got bamboozled by those baby blue eyes, beautiful body and china doll complexion. I figure he thought: "sweet! I'm dating a sexually open model!". He thought she was all his. Too bad he wasn't up to snuff.

Put on everything... hot dog vendor: "what do ya mean everythin-" EEEEVVVVVEERRRYYYTHHIIIINNGG!!!!

Thank you based god. Your nickname will be Squally Jr.

Oh Will...this is....it's just so sad.

I'll make one for Dirk since I've really been wanting to get into his pants. Maybe he'll appreciate me if I do.

Oh, you're still here?

It's none of my business. I can sympathize for the boyfriend though. Nice, naive loving guy gets taken advantage of....it's tragic. I'd hate to see how destroyed he'll be when he finds out. But like I said, it's none of my business. And it's his fault really for being that king of guy. Nice...

That's it mister, no more dinner invites for you.

I know you are, but what am I?

Somewhere in Sweden! That's enough for me. I'm coming for you, lock your doors (won't make a difference though).

I was on Dog the bounty hunter, cops, to catch a predator, operation repo, intervention, and many others.

Behave? You're the one that's driving them crazy. Go on vacation already. :facepalm:

I can see how it can evoke misogyny. I just don't sympathize with any of the female characters, they're all terrible. Jane: manipulative junkie skylar: shrewd & cold marie: chatty cathy. Won't shut up. (I felt bad for her when Hank was treating her like crap during his rehabilitation though)...

ugh, James Dean.....hate him Where is that post whore anyway?

Jeremy Irons, somewhere in Great Britain. Damn, I love my name! You should hear my voice too.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouAreWhatYouHate

Good man! No prob, the name is enough.

Hey friend, who's in your avy?

Satan obviously wasn't counting on Rick Perry.

Tell me Descartes, how do we get rid of idiots? Because it sure is hell isn't by being reasonable and intellegent.

a. That's a shame, you had such a beautiful singing voice. b. That's a shame, how are we going to listen to Happy Days now? c. That's a shame, we'll have to play twister in the candle light. d. That's a shame, you had such a beautiful singing anus.

Don't jinx it!

Another dance trend that's in your face and won't go away...like the hustle, egyptian or macarena.

Who's this guy?

Way to knock the wind out of my sails. :(

Why'd you marry a woman with that kind of baggage?

I did not peg you as a Dexter fan.

The backwards feminists that think porn is degrading and that femininity is a curse holding women back, so they try their hardest to act masculine and live up the the male standard. Vegans that prattle on about their vegetable diet because any other food impedes on the rights of animals. The...

You, for starters.

You haven't told him that, I hope. I couldn't live with that. I'd have to go to classes. See a zen master. Whatever. A man's pride relies on giving an orgasm.

Women should just be unashamedly topless all the time. Then they wouldn't have to worry about paparazzi creeping in the bushes and making money off their tits.

Re: Who made you cum today? sensual jane

Oh man, someone call the waambulance. The white christian is being persecuted again. what you probably said: And you rightfully got sodomized with logical criticism. I've never seen a muslim on this board, but if there was one he would probably use the vague terms like "god" and people would...

He was jealous of it's greatness. He had to satisfy himself by hindering it.