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  1. PirateKing

    Who's Hotter: Jynx Maze or Lexi Diamond

    Jynx. Lexi's hot, but kinda dim.
  2. PirateKing

    *PLEASE* Someone tell me what this type of shot is called!

    There should be a fancy name for everything.
  3. PirateKing

    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    :rofl: This guy...
  4. PirateKing

    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    :rofl: This thread is interesting simply for the potential squabbles. It's what entertains me.
  5. PirateKing

    What?! Mitt Romney was a welfare baby!

    So Romney's mom and pop were "parasites"? Interesting, I wonder what Romney today would have told his dear parents. "Get a job mom and dad!".
  6. PirateKing

    Eufrat

    Of course. European porn stars are all the same to me though. Hehey! This guy knows his geography! Rep. lol, jk. Wasn't that clever.
  7. PirateKing

    Brad Pitt vs Paul Newman

    Chuck Norris isn't ridiculously handsome though.
  8. PirateKing

    Best *current* dramatic show on American TV

    :rofl: It's a good show, but the trumped up romance and "grotexophan can do anything!" plot turns me off a bit.
  9. PirateKing

    Tom Leykis 101 Tenets of Dating

    I like that he's environmentally conscious. Yeah, pour Tobasco sauce in the condom....Or you can flush it down the the toilet. Where am I going to get Tabasco sauce? Brilliant hilarious true stuff though.
  10. PirateKing

    Best *current* dramatic show on American TV

    Hmmm, fringe..... Oh, is that the X files 2.0 show, sans witty Mulder?
  11. PirateKing

    Freeones sucks? Are you going to take this shit?

    Um...yeah. Let's be honest, it's a dead sausage fest here. We need more interesting members. More interesting topics. Ect.
  12. PirateKing

    Ever try to remember porn stars from a decade or two ago?

    Nope. I don't live in the past.
  13. PirateKing

    Why do I feel like kissing strangers?

    Only cute vulnerable women. I could give a fuck if the depressed joe schmoes go home and kill themselves out of loneliness.
  14. PirateKing

    What is your Profession?

    What is this? Job diversity awareness? Who gives a fuck?
  15. PirateKing

    Cake

    One of my favorite bands.
  16. PirateKing

    Does Roald have a thing for the disgustingly over-tattooed Bonnie rotted?

    Not like I knew about her before. I'm not picky. Real or fake, give her to me.
  17. PirateKing

    Arrr!

    You called? What the fuck you brats know about being a pirate? And what the fuck you know about being a target? :D
  18. PirateKing

    who's the best criminal portrayed by Robert DeNiro???

    Leaving out Max Cady? What's wrong wichoo? Get outta hee!
  19. PirateKing

    Religious ex adult movie stars

    You're eager to challenge religious fundementalists, but it's fine; he's being satirical. I agree with the greed part though. We can take useful things from religious teachings like altruism and non violence without believing in all that other poppycock.
  20. PirateKing

    I went to the theater today and saw "2016: Obama's America"

    If Obama gets re-elected, will you kill yourself? Will you?
  21. PirateKing

    Is Terrence Malick overrated as a director?

    Probably not, since I don't even know who he is.
  22. PirateKing

    r.i.p Michael Clarke Duncan

    Damn, he was a cool guy too. One of the very few actors that I've met personally. RIP :(
  23. PirateKing

    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    He was out.....and a fucking foreword in a book did him in. Wow. Needless to say Hank dropped his deuce immediately.
  24. PirateKing

    Mitt Romney To Flood Victim: 'Go Home And Call 211'

    Suffered a lot of misfortune, have you?
  25. PirateKing

    Is Dave Matthews Band as good as Radiohead?

    Hmm.....can't say I listen to DMB at all by I know a couple of Radiohead songs so I suppose I'll go with them.
  26. PirateKing

    Mitt Romney To Flood Victim: 'Go Home And Call 211'

    I know you're heartbroken at the prospect of people losing their lives, but this is more about the loss of homes which happens regardless of whether people stay or leave. No point using this thread to go off on a rant about how people only bring misfortunes on themselves.
  27. PirateKing

    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    Aw.... :( I'm dedicate a fist pump and pour a forty to mourn the death of the golden egg of primetime that was Joisy Sho.
  28. PirateKing

    RNC Delegate Offended By Presence Of 'Mexican'

    You know who wishes he was Sam Fisher? Sam. Unfortunately for him he's just Mitch the loser.
  29. PirateKing

    this board..........

    Board? Moar liek bored, amirite?
  30. PirateKing

    Seriously, what the hell is wrong with Sir_Fartsalot?

    He seems alright to me. He's even given you guys and excuse to cause an uproar and form this little committee.
  31. PirateKing

    Mitt Romney To Flood Victim: 'Go Home And Call 211'

    Pardon my manners, but suck a bag of dicks.
  32. PirateKing

    Breaking News: After 10-Year Hiatus, Pornstar Houston Returns at Brazzers

    Some people should stay retired.
  33. PirateKing

    ***Breaking News***

    Aw you got us good!
  34. PirateKing

    Shocked by Todd Akin coments on abortion ? Frank Szabo's even worst !

    Dumbass quote right there. What woman waits until the end of her pregnancy to get an abortion? :rolleyes:
  35. PirateKing

    Newt Gingrich is not...

    Newt is not actually a newt, but a toad.
  36. PirateKing

    whos the most depressing freeones member??????

    You still haven't killed yourself?
  37. PirateKing

    Mr Marcus Patient Zero in Syphilis Outbreak

    Calm down bro, it's curable.
  38. PirateKing

    Mr Marcus Patient Zero in Syphilis Outbreak

    Would that bad feeling have anything to do with his, erm.... racial persuasion?
  39. PirateKing

    Top 10 reason to vote for a Republican

    There are brain dead conservatives everywhere, Mitch. Even France. Wait, what are you trying to imply anyway?
  40. PirateKing

    Are you rich?

    Nope. I'm not even sure I'm earning a modest living. Thanks for reminding me...dick
  41. PirateKing

    serously i need helps weith it

    Are you....frustrated?
  42. PirateKing

    Plasma2wat is in jail

    I strangled him after a heated game of poker. Just forget about him, if you know what's good for ya.
  43. PirateKing

    Miss Bangbros 2012

    Mind blown? I might kill you and then assume your identity, for the lulz.
  44. PirateKing

    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    Well it's not certain if the kid would have talked. We don't know what point he got there or if he even knows what he saw. He didn't strike me as a chatterbox kid who would go blabbing to police or his parents about what he saw and chances are he wouldn't be able to really understand that he saw...
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