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This is uh..fascinating stuff. Would probably garner a couple more people if you weren't notorious for posting lemonparty links.

You should have seen it coming. Holes just don't magically appear.

Yes, because it's all about the difficulty of access. The rectum is an off limits place to a lot of women and if it isn't it's still harder to get to that the vagina. Usually you have to have do vaginal a few times or get the woman tipsy before she says "access granted". You're obviously dealing...

Spider lady is pretty cute. I'd let her crawl all ovah me. :drawheart:

Just goes to show you that no one is squeaky clean, and if they look so then chances are they're secretly way worse than the rough looking ones. At least that's how I justify being so proud of my occasional drunkeness and straight perversion. What you see is what you get. I don't put on a pretense.

Sheeeit, everyone knows that. I don't even take Gloy seriously when he says he believes that you can get AIDs from a BJ. A BJ is just stupid when you have a rubber too. I doubt it feels good and I doubt the ho likes the taste of rubber. Just get straight to the kinky sex.

So. Many. Bitches.

A real man forgives a beautiful woman's faults. Shame on those who brought a tear to her eyes. I wish I could console her.

You're just bitter because no one acknowledged your haircut. :D

[Will E]He's a R.I.N.O. :tongue: :nono: [/Will E] *posts supposedly damning article link regarding person in question*

Steve is butthurt, but partly right. Too much melodrama that no one gives a crap about, not enough cannibalism.

How about that Elvira? I just trumped both your candidates.

Doesn't look like a wrong answer to me. Either way, I'm a winner. :D

Monica, while still a beauty, is getting older. I'd still eat her out like there's no tomorrow but I'll have to go with Olga on this one.

That's a pretty pretentious and dehumanizing thing to say. Detroitians are people too, ya know.

I'm indifferent. Metallica's overrated.

More like a buzz cut, but it looks good. You're ready to get dat poon.

Nice fallhell, nice. Always the risk taker and daredevil. So you actually took the time to read it? You are a nice guy. :D

If you don't like it, leave. :tongue: Please?

I say that if she's ugly she has to be fit, and if she's chubby she has to be pretty with nice tits. Seems like this gal is lacking criteria. Why are you compromising so much? Are you an ugly obese POS? Did school yard bullies demolish that pride?

"Any of you fucking doctors care to explain all these clamps and gauze?" "Um...to stop the hemorraging?" "Nonsense! By the way, I'm blaming you guys for this man's state of affairs." "But...we're not the ones that stabbed him repeatedly. Blame the mugger." "Here we go with the blame game...take...

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"We'll be damned if we're gonna be molestin' any queers!".

I saved the overworld from Alduin, took down a major underground drug and kidnapping organization, kept my group safe during the zombie apocolypse, hell I even won the world cup ....and THIS is the appreciation I get? I should be ushered into office.

Just chubby? If she had a cute face and a sultry personality then I'd say go for it. I find that a cute latina chubby babe oftentimes puts those skinny white bitches to shame.

Bro, I ain't even worried.

Overall? Well U2 has senoirity and better music overall, but have you see JT dance? Not to mention that sweet honey voice. He makes Bono sound like a drunk irish sailor with syphilis.

Hey...Olga's no skank ass bitch. :D

Coincidence? I say nay. We had long forgotten about that family and just had to be reminded regardless of the trauma it causes us.

If you were a true Bill Murray fan you would appreciate Space Jam for the classic that it is.

Damn it Obama....he needs a Mickey to get him into shape for the next debate.

Aliens redirect an asteroid to earth, thus wiping out a significant portion of the human race and ecosystem. Then they spread a virus over the atmosphere that turns many into zombies, before finally invading and initiating WW3. ...ideally.

I wonder what mermaids think about blowjobs.

Space Jam has Bill Murray. Nuff said.

Oh shit that reminds me, my license expired a couple months ago. Still haven't gone to the DMV to renew it.

Crap with the C cut off. Music Is devolving.

Seems legit.

Aw come on Nikki, I want to read the vitriol. It brightens up my day.

I'm not sure, but you seem nervous. What will you do in the opposite case? Hypothetically.

Sometimes I wish I was an actor. Even a mediocre one.

Um...my dad had just been born around that time.

two words: sack lunch

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