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But what if I fucked on? Would that mean that I'd be fucking you?

I see 3rd......or maybe even 4th base in your future.

Brazilians evolved from alligators, but Latinos evolved from dolphins.

He can start by leaving office.

Ooooooo!!! Ooooooo!!! Me! Me! I give a shit! I do! Oh wait.....is that the wrong answer? :(

I knew you would go the society route. So had you been an Aztec you would have gladly sacrificed people to the gods? Had you been German during the WWII era, you would have gladly done whatever despicable act the Nazis told you to just because they were considered acceptable? I believe humans...

: sporty_carr contemplates defecting : Anyway, I blame the Obama administration. If W was still in charge, we'd accuse these bastards of harboring weapons of mass destruction. Then we could drag them out into the streets and have our way with them.

Your name backwards is no.

That's bullshit. Dead puppies are a lot of fun. He's just doing it wrong. Mini Moni is my contribution to this thread: v23LPrbS3Fk&NR=1 vs1CA5hFdd4 From the very little Japanese I understand, one song is about space bunnies and the other song is about why doing acid is bad. I'll let you...

Don't give Lucas any ideas! :nono: My friend said he thought it was good. I asked if he watched it with his eyes open. :1orglaugh

Chris Cornell can do no wrong. :nono: But yeah, the rest is shite. :1orglaugh I agree, it has been a completely shitty decade. Of main stream bands the only ones I was interested in would be Them Crooked Vultures, The White Stripes, Foo Fighters, Alice in Chains, Audioslave (ahem!), and...

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? It's bad enough listening to one girl's problems.....but 10 at the same time?!?! Fuck that shit!

Oh, SNAP! (with a little bit of crackle and pop thrown in)

PS3......it's free.

You're already the best at drinking hennessy. What more do you need? :dunno:

Well, I think the first thing I would do is find some dirt on this genie. You know, like him dressed in drag performing sexual acts to a senator on video or something. I would then use the video as blackmail to force the genie to give me as many wishes as I want.

Start playing Modern Warfare 2. If I drank, which I don't. But sober or not, I would still play Modern Warfare 2.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36183425/ns/us_news-life/?GT1=43001 MONTCOAL, W.Va. - Rescue teams planned to search again for four workers missing in a coal mine where a massive explosion killed 25 in the worst U.S. mining disaster in more than two decades, though officials said Tuesday that the...

Debating wether or not I want to watch Rocky IV tonight.

Thanks! :hatsoff:

It clearly showed that he was involved in Watergate.

Who decides what is right and what is wrong? What's wrong with rape and murder? Animals do it all the time. :dunno: That's what we are, right............just animals? ;)

You should have informed her about the Miss Blue Countach Contest.

I vill crush you, puny economy! I think Jagger is just speechless because he can't believe he voted for the Obama Man.

This thread makes STDiva laugh out loud.

Says the man who created the Miss Blue Countach thread. :wave2: I'm officially jealous. :shy: pssssssssttt!!!! Now get them to fight over you. Catfights are hawt! :nanner:

No, I don't want to learn how to speak fluent fucktard.

*sigh* I'm afraid there is only one way to put an end to the whoring out of the Star Wars franchise:

This phrase sums up my ex quite perfectly. She claimed she was a cutter before I ever met her, but she also said a lot of other things that probably weren't true.

I'll donate $5 if somebody here is willing to pay for my future Obamacare bills.

Marriage is scarier.

Modern Warfare of course. I've got mine on the PS3 mainly because online play is, well.............................free.

Is it too late to vote again? I'm having a hard time deciding between Jordan and BlueBalls. My question to BlueBalls is.... if I vote for him will he match Jordan's pictures idea (oil, garden spade, suspenders, turkey baster) and post them here if he wins? This is the biggest deciding factor...

Oaths don't have souls. :nono:

Wow, you're way hotter than the Easter Bunny I took pictures with at the mall when I was a child: http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-evil-easter-bunny-16P.jpg -EDIT- Do not hotlink. Happy Easter, Jane! :hatsoff:

Re: One night stands? Yes, you would be. But don't worry, so am I. Look at that, we already have something in common. So.....what time should I pick you up?

Fat? :dunno: Please help me, I failed pre-school. :(

He's just the first doctor that has spoken out against it. I have a feeling that the majority of doctors aren't going to be happy with Obamacare.

MOUNT DORA, Fla. - A central Florida urologist has posted a sign on his office door warning supporters of President Barack Obama to find a different doctor. The notice on Dr. Jack Cassell's Mount Dora practice says, "If you voted for Obama, seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your...

Thanks brosephesias. I try to hit the gym at least once every 7 hours.

Yes. It's not official until a group of people hate it. Blue Countach will thank me for this. :pops collar: :flexes in mirror:

The hell you say!!! That's about as surprising as Ricky Martin coming out of the closet. Oh snappity-snap (with a little crackle and pop thrown in).

Ok, I just recently got a PS3. The first games I bought were Modern Warfare 2 and God of War 3. What should be my 3rd game?

They should make a movie about this for Lifetime.

i though this would be a quick thing, maybe a weekend of voting... but it has been weeks now, if not months. does anyone still care about this?

Anything over Family Guy.

Well, I was watching Halloween 2 earlier so.......Michael Myers? :dunno: I must admit, I did get semi-erect when he stabbed that one guy.

Nobody has mentioned the Chinpokomon episode. "American have very rarge penis!" Chinpokomon doll: "I love you. Let's be best friends… and destroy American Capitalist government!"

Damn.................how many more months is this thing gonna go on?

It's the hennessy talking. He also probably told you you're pretty hot, huh?