Ask ~~whimsy~~ for advice thread

[~~whimsy~~]

Who's ~~whimsy~~?

Me.

I'm thinking of putting these gay little ~~'s before and after my screen name, what do you think ~~whismy~~?

You're not cool enough not to mention it would be terribly unoriginal. People would know it was your way of saying you secretly love me and want to be with me. If you are ready to come out of the closet go on ahead. Though you will still look like a loser because I am so well rooted on this board people would know you are a fraud. A fake.

I'm sick to death of America. Where should I go and live the rest of my day?

Neocon-land I hear is a fun place to be. Or if you want try Switzerland.

Should I date a girl my best friend hates with all the fires of hell?

I just shaved my head, should I razor it too?

Well you can either go with the guy who hates her and not have a girlfriend but a happy guy friend. Or you can be with the girl, have a girlfriend, and basically your friend will get over it after all is said and done. Or he won't. No less, what would he do in the same situation? I bet he would go for the pussy and tell you to get over it or move on.

No. Don't razor it. Razor some of the sides and edges to clean it up a little bit. I don't see where you need to look like a Michael Chiklis from The Shield. Or a bowling ball...

 

[alexpnz]

Ahh haa! I see it now.....these (~~) are actually roots that hold you to this board!

Gotcha whimpy!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ahh haa! I see it now.....these (~~) are actually roots that hold you to this board!

Gotcha whimpy!

No. I said I am well rooted in this board, meaning people have seen me all over here, they would know you are a copycat. Unoriginal. Basically hanging off ~~whimsy~~'s balls in attempt of trying to be cool. It was be utter failure for you.

I did it because it was original and cute. You'll do it to copy the originality but only in the end be a counterfeit. :hatsoff:

Nice try

 

[alexpnz]

No. I said I am well rooted in this board, meaning people have seen me all over here, they would know you are a copycat. Unoriginal. Basically hanging off ~~whimsy~~'s balls in attempt of trying to be cool. It was be utter failure for you.

I did it because it was original and cute. You'll do it to copy the originality but only in the end be a counterfeit. :hatsoff:

Nice try

BTW....I was a member of this board when you were picking your nose, drinking Raspberry Smirnoff w/ an Umbrella in the glass and playing On-Line Video games with fat broads from Cambodia who posed as hot 18 yr old American chicks!!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

BTW....I was a member of this board when you were picking your nose, drinking Raspberry Smirnoff w/ an Umbrella in the glass and playing On-Line Video games with fat broads from Cambodia who posed as hot 18 yr old American chicks!!

Which still goes to show how unoriginal you are if you didn't think of it first. And I don't play online games nor drink Raspberry Smirnoff...

 

[Will E Worm]

I can't think of a question you are qualified to answer.

Don't you have a shitlist to manage?

I do, and it's a long one. :yesyes:

Admiral Ackbar is a gift that keeps on giving.

He should have his own movie.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

So Will E comes in and the thread dies?

 

[roronoa3000]

Would You Mind if I hit this....

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Would You Mind if I hit this....

Only if you no longer value your life. And want to see it leave you very, very, very slowly. :hatsoff:

 

[sporty_carr]

Ok, I just recently got a PS3. The first games I bought were Modern Warfare 2 and God of War 3. What should be my 3rd game?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Would you mind if I hit this....

Why do people insist on posting pictures of Charlize Theron in her "Monster" makeup?




My question really is this: What would be the most insensitive way to fire an ineffectual employee?

 

[roronoa3000]

Why do people insist on posting pictures of Charlize Theron in her "Monster" makeup?

You shouldnt have said that.

Ok, I just recently got a PS3. The first games I bought were Modern Warfare 2 and God of War 3. What should be my 3rd game?

Bayonetta, Dante's Inferno, Final Fantasy or Darksiders for newer games.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

My question really is this: What would be the most insensitive way to fire an ineffectual employee?

First comment holding no merit.

Depends on the basis of his ineffectualness.

If he is lazy. Tell them: When I thought I was hiring a employee I did not realize at the time I was actually hiring a lazy ass democrat who only wanted hired to work long enough to start collecting unemployment again. There's the door. You are fired.

If he screws up a lot. Tell them: I never realized from your legible handwriting, and it is very nice, that I had hired a baboon. I have never seen any one screw up as much as you! I swear, if I put a screwdriver and a bunch of screws next to you, I wouldn't know where to find you! Now get the hell out! You're fired!

If he shows up late. Tell them: I'm sorry? Did I call you this morning to come in? No? You sure? Oh, that's right, you were sleeping. How could you possibly know I called you this morning? Oh. That's right, you showed up late... AGAIN. Had you showed up on time I could have told you you were fired. Instead, here I am, at your front door telling you you are fired as you walked out and about got ready to get in your car to drive to work. A work that you no longer work at! Because you are fired. Learn a proper sleeping pattern. Have a nice life.

That's about all I have now for the big three in firing. If any thing, hopefully it inspires you...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ok, I just recently got a PS3. The first games I bought were Modern Warfare 2 and God of War 3. What should be my 3rd game?

Metal Gear Solid 4

 

[andrea_]

:bowdown:

Oh wise one
Oh wiser among the wise men
Oh master of all knowledge
Please forgive my foolishness
Let me hear the answer to this question
And give my heart peace after years of sorrow

Why the one going to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with a smelly finger?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

:bowdown:

Oh wise one
Oh wiser among the wise men
Oh master of all knowledge
Please forgive my foolishness
Let me hear the answer to this question
And give my heart peace after years of sorrow

Why the one going to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with a smelly finger?

You don't wipe good. Use more toilet paper in your wiping.

These farcical questions shall not be tolerated! This is a serious advice thread. I'm here to help people! Change their lives for the better. Give them sound advice. Make their lives a bit happier. :hatsoff:

 

[Supafly]

Have you pranked someone today yet?

Do you have advice about what prank i should go for?

 

[dogbone27]

If i wanted to sleep with a white woman and a latina at the sametime what would be the best country to go to

 

[lurkingdirk]

If you had to have a superfluous nipple, where would you prefer it to be

 

[Marlo Manson]

Oh great whimsey answer me this, I was gonna buy a gun and buy the next biggest caliber, that I don't have so that would be a bad MF'in .45 and of course of since I started shooting glocks, I know its gonna last forever, but here in lies my problem, I got caught up reading ballistics performance of all the calibers, and I saw that the 10mm absolutely blows the .45 away in just about every aspect of performance. the hitch in the set up, is that 10mm ammo is on the pricey side, that and my 2 brothers think I am an absolute dumbass if I buy a 10mm cuz according to them the .40 cal is just as good as the 10mm, so I pointed out the ballistic comparison figuring they'd see my point, but NO , they are still giving me shit, and they told my better half, who BTW is in charge of my $$$ that the gun I want to buy is a waste of time and $$$ because of the cost of ammo & whatnot, which in turn is pissing me the fuck off, cuz I am dead set on getting a 10mm, and now EVERYBODY is ganging up against me and giving / making all of these ultimatems. of which you can guess what I am up against. I am so MF'in pissed off I can feel a heart attack coming on! so I ask the great all knowing Whimsey his advice and give me some advice on what I should do? :scream::cussing: