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  1. sporty_carr

    Favorite South Park Episode?

    Too many episodes to name. It's my favorite show. The Jennifer Lopez one was awesome......."Taco flavored keeses for my Beeen!" Douche and Turd with Puff Daddy's Vote or Die campaign. "I like it when you vote bitch! Shake that ass when you vote bitch!" The Christmas Critters episode was...
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    My new shitlist.

    Why did HELLRAISER make your shit list? :confused:
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    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

    This thread has taken a cheesy turn.
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    Are you going to buy an iPad?

    :1orglaugh I hope that you wiped.
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    Should Freeones start running their site like the American Government?

    Finally, you are coming around. : evil smirk : As a token of our "friendship", I will still send you the Reese's peanut butter cup for your support (the rest of the Snicker's is gone, I got hungry....sorry). I'm sure that when it is time for the proposed bill to pass you will "do the right...
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    Report: RNC spent $2,000 at sexually themed nightclub with topless dancers

    And who said Republicans don't know how to have fun?
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    How much is STDiva's monthly hennessy bill?

    : comedy drums on : BA DA BUMP!!!! : comedy drums off :
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    Should Freeones start running their site like the American Government?

    That is unfortunate. You wouldn't want to wake up one day and find your beloved canine friend missing now would you?
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    Are you going to buy an iPad?

    Let's see......... Food Bills Rent Gas Obamacare Nope........there's no iPad in my future. iDon't agree. Do you see what I did there?
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    Favorite Seinfeld episode?

    The Soup Nazi dominates.
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    who write the words under the avatar? and why??

    Why don't you put a cooler team than the Cubs? Get to diggin, son.
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    Should Freeones start running their site like the American Government?

    OK, I can do ONE Reese's peanut butter cup, and half of a Snicker's (already ate the other half, sorry) for your support. If not, I will have no choice but to persuade you with option B. You will just have to take my word for it. Some of this has to be done behind closed doors, sorry. But...
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    Should Freeones start running their site like the American Government?

    Perhaps you will change your mind once I introduce you to Mr. Snicker's bar. Mmmmmm, Yummy chocolate. And it could all be yours for your support. :yummie: C'mon, guy. ;)
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    How much is STDiva's monthly hennessy bill?

    Please keep the answer to yourself Diva, until the poll is over. I'm willing to bet it's more than your electric bill, though.
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    Should Freeones start running their site like the American Government?

    So I guess you're nay??? Well, so far, I have 5 pm's that are for the proposed bill. We'll see how this turns out. (p.s. If things go south on this I may have to bribe you later for your support. Just sayin.)
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    Posters you have fapped it to.

    Oxidizer Bleed Valve? :confused: Oooooooo shit!!! I just came again. That was a good one. :banana:
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    Should Freeones start running their site like the American Government?

    I had an epiphany today. I think that the mods and team members work extra hard around here for us. So hard, in fact, that they should be making some extra money. I propose that Freeones start mandating a $1 monthly bill for all current members and future members of the forum. That way, the less...
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    'This is urgent'

    Wishful thinking? :dunno:
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    Ok asshats .

    This thread has taken an ugly turn.
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    Posters you have fapped it to.

    sporty_carr
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    R.I.P Lemonparty

    I'll just take your word for it.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Surprisingly.............Saw 26. I mean 6, or whatever number they're at now. They did a pretty good job tying some of it together and I liked some of the new trap ideas. Also, Halloween 2: Director's Cut. I saw this in the theatre and they edited the fuck out of this movie. They even changed...
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    28 Weeks Later?

    I like the first one a little better, but yeah, I think it's good. They didn't try to make it into a completely different kind of movie like some sequels do. I will go see 28 Months Later in the theatre when it comes out.
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    Question for the board music snobs.

    Me. But I did jam to this tasty diddy quite a bit. NnqgS7Lmomg Does anyone here hate Breaking Benjamin, 3 Days Grace and their clones as much as me? The radio here plays them 24-7 and I just don't see what's so great about them. Myspace profile songs, maybe? :dunno:
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    Why are some of you asshats so obssessed with women's feet?

    I have a collection of women's feet glued to my wall. They smell so sexy during this time of year.
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    Best cumshot face?

    Nancy Pelosi
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    How Many Times A Day Do You Have Sex?

    With humans? :confused:
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    The Official Obamacare Poll

    When not a single Republican voted for it and at least half the American population is against it. I'm a NeoCon, get it right. :nono: I owe my conversion to HELLRAISER. :hatsoff:
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    Defeat John McCain 2010!

    oooooooooh yeah!!!!!
  30. sporty_carr

    Was Kanye West Right About George W. Bush?

    That's funny, I was thinking the same thing about Kanye. :confused:
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    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

    Sporty_spice?!?!? Is that a Spice Girls reference? What is this, 1997? But to answer your question, nobody........because you don't really exist. Now, back to business. Mrtrebus, what would you do if you lived in Texas?
  32. sporty_carr

    96 year old bloke marries 30 yr old woman

    But what if you had to change his diaper?
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    96 year old bloke marries 30 yr old woman

    Would you fuck a 96 year old, Ash?
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    The Miss Blue Countach contest has started ! Vote here!

    No. :mad: Alligator costume/unicycle. I am willing to negotiate on the pineapple, though.
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    Best female singer in Heavy Metal

    Britney Spears is pretty hardcore.
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    I voted "no" on my Obamacare poll, just to make that clear. I actually thought more people were...

    I voted "no" on my Obamacare poll, just to make that clear. I actually thought more people were going to vote no, even though it's a pretty liberal forum. I'm surprised at the results so far, and had no choice but to facepalm my own thread.
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    The Official Obamacare Poll

    That's right........I just facepalmed the results of my own thread. I realize this forum is liberal, but even you guys should understand how Obamacare is unconstitutional. If the government isn't going to abide by the Constitution, perhaps we should just throw it away. :dunno:
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    :STDiva on: How about some hennessy instead? :STDiva off:

    :STDiva on: How about some hennessy instead? :STDiva off:
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    Southern 'cousin' of T. rex found

    Were they inbred? :dunno:
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    Gianna Michaels or Love Gisele

    Whichever side Gisele is on.
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    To Europeans, U.S. Universal Health Care Is Long Overdue

    It's ok mrtrebus, I love you too. Now get your cute little ass over here and let's cuddle. :lovecoupl Yes. I think it's actually kind of scary how they passed this through, too. What next? What if Obama and pals decide tomorrow that they want to make guns illegal? I know what will...
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    The Official Obamacare Poll

    What would Obamacare week be without a poll? So...........are you for it?
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    "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

    Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?" : Pops collar : The Bama Man's gotta be kicked to da curve, bra.
  44. sporty_carr

    Which do you prefer -- blondes, brunettes or redheads?

    I like girls that have natural green hair.
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    Legendary Actor Dennis Hopper Reportedly On His Death Bed.

    This. He could still make a recovery......nobody really knows. :dunno: I loved him in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and Land of the Dead. "Zombies, man, they really creep me out."
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    How often do you masturbate?

    You should invest in rechargeable batteries. I'm sure the male help at Costco won't be happy with the advice I just gave you.
  47. sporty_carr

    post ur myspaces

    This. :rofl:
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    I have my moments. :D I'm usually hit or miss. Thanks. :hatsoff:

    I have my moments. :D I'm usually hit or miss. Thanks. :hatsoff:
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    To Europeans, U.S. Universal Health Care Is Long Overdue

    What the hell!?!?! Who let you out of your thread? You're supposed to wait there until I have a question to ask you. Now get back to work!
  50. sporty_carr

    If you had 72 Pornstars??

    1. Eve Laurence 2. Sierra Sinn 3. Harley Rain 4. Dylan Ryder 5. Riley Mason 6. Brooke Haven 7. Carmella Bing 8. Tory Lane 9. Claire Dames 10. Holly Body 11. Celeste 12. Nina Mercedez 13. Devon Michaels 14. Lisa Ann 15. Rachel Starr 16. Rachel Roxxx 17. Sophie Dee 18. Katie Kox 19. Allie Sin 20...
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