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Only the ones that I let f*ck me in the ass.

Thank you kind sir. :D :hatsoff:

8'9"

I think what whimsy is really wanting to know is if they make any in pink.

....playing any video game makes me horny. I think it's called being lonely.

....and their addresses.

Girls like Harley Raines or Donita Dunes are about the biggest they should get. As far as how big they should start at...I have no idea. I like girls that have small breasts too.

You should prostitute yourself. It might start out as elderly ladies and guys at first, but if you get a good pimp you can work your way up.

This is what I've gathered from the little bit I've read of this thread: [on] Does asking questions all the time start to annoy all the other members after awhile? [member 1] Well, probably not all of them...but maybe some. [on] Why not all of them? Why just some? [member 2] Because people...

Roald would have those chicks naked had he popped his collar. Just sprayin'

One of them is a Cubs fan and I'm convinced the other one has sexual relations with cats. So, no, neither is worthy of touching my imaginary sister.

Good to see I'm not the only one the voices speak to. Mice....what mice?

Have you studied under Lurking Dirk? I'm planning to schedule a class with him sometime soon.

Shirts are overrated.

So tell me....what's it like to be Zohan?

I wonder how much an unopened Metal Gear Solid for the Playstation 1 would be worth? I bought it and still to this day never played it. My dad and I had hundreds of Atari games when I was little. I wonder which ones would have been worth money? I can't even remember most of them now.

You allow her eyes to be visible?!? I knew you were a radical but that just crosses the line! :eek: Here is a pic of my girlfriend Habiba at the beach in her bikini: I know it's tempting, but you filthy infidels had better not pleasure yourselves to this pic later. :nono:

Is that a brown gerbil she's holding in her right hand? Oh no.....you didn't talk another girl into helping you with those gay gerbiling acts again, did you?

Says the guy frequenting a porn forum. I would give you Catherine Herridge rep if I could. My top 3 would be Catherine Herridge, Jane Skinner, and Kerry Howley who used to appear on Red Eye.

Turning off all your lights and hiding under the bed works.

Don't feel too bad. Both sides will still just pretend that they're disarming more nukes than what they really are. Your dream is still a very possible reality. :thumbsup:

If you don't want to fuck Carrie Keagan, then you sir, are worse than Hitler. ;)

This vs1CA5hFdd4 I already posted this in one thread, but I think everybody should see this at least once in their lifetime. I've never done acid, but now I think I understand.

I too, was like you once. I would randomly PM pornstars on here and be all like, "hey come to my house! The basement isn't THAT dirty and my mom won't mind!" I think it was about to work, too. Damn restraining orders! :mad:

I'd like to give that girl in your siggy some of MY pride.

Because I am strange. Nazi/occult = win/win Though I thought some of the special effects could have been better and there seemed to be too many rules the heroes had to abide by, I thought it was an interresting idea. No......Thank YOU! :hatsoff:

I can relate, man. In my case it was toes. Hydrofluoric acid is hard to come by when you're 13. :dunno:

They are clearly femi-Nazis. They use their sexual wiles to fill this nation's public with propaganda in order to ensure the final victory of the master race. In other words.....yes, I would sleep with any of them.

Southern Brooke is very bangable.

R.I.P. Meinhardt Raabe Sorry to break it to you Whimsy, but Munchkinland doesn't really exist. It's just more lies perpetrated by Fox News.

Thanks :hatsoff: Whenever I come to your profile page, I can't help but become mesmerized by the sheer awesomeness that is your background. :D

Yeah, NeoCon is SO 2009. I nominate the word Nazi to take the place of NeoCon for 2010. All in favor?

Nothing. I'm poor. :(

Yes, the majority of Americans are clearly angry at this administration because of Fox News. It has nothing to do with the clowns in the White House that are driving America further into debt. I don't understand how I never realized it until now. Thank you little boy and his mother for...

Eden Log

Blood Creek

With curves.

Luckily I was immune since I was a NeoCon. Perhaps a vaccine can be created using my blood.

The Box

She'd give you gas.

NeoCon

"Well, I was thinking..we could turn the homeless into tires, so that we would still have homeless but we could use them on our cars." "Uh.....ok, everyone that has a grandma step forward. Uh, not so fast girls...."

BlueBalls and STDiva fucking in a 3some by the pool.

April O' Neil is pretty perfect for a cartoon character. I don't know why none of the Ninja Turtles ever hit that. :dunno:

You've been watchin too much Final Destination, brah. Now I'm horny. :(

I think if I knew that I was going to be murdered........I would avoid it. :dunno:

Have you checked out the videos I posted in the top 20 songs thread? I thought they were humorous, anyway. :D I wonder if they are like Britney Spears to the Japanese? By the way, I'm not trying to start a fight with you in the death thread. I just don't agree is all. I'm really going to read...

I will start reading up on them today. I don't believe they had clear heads, not for a second. Their souls were completely intact and no, they weren't influenced by the devil.....some of them were just down right evil. Others were afraid of how they would be punished if they didn't do what...

Ohhhh......I see what you did there.

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