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  1. sporty_carr

    Nightmare On Elm Street Remake

    I'm surprised by your response Blue. You're always more open minded than this. You can't try to compare it to Robert England. I thought Jackie Haley did a great job with HIS interpretation of Freddy. He wasn't trying to copy England, he made it his own character. Kind of how Heath Ledger did...
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    All hail johnnystyro for 6K posts!

    : adds to post count :
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    Just commited a horrible crime and about to do another one.

    Selling your elite is actually a good thing. I'm currently on my 4th XBOX 360 (I traded 2 of them back before waranty was up). Fuck you Microsoft! :mad: I prefer the term "sperm receptacle."
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    I guess I owe you all some new pics huh?

    Nice ass. You can moderatize me anytime you want, sexy. :D Why did you choose the name Nikki Valentine? Is your real first name Nikki, or did you just try to come up with some random sounding porn name? I thought you were some kind of new OCSM when I first read this thread.
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    Favourite Wrestling Holds

    The elbow to penis inverted Taliban deathlock.
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    You've made enough money -- Obama

    Maybe. We never saw that birth certificate, did we? Hmmmmmm. He brushed his teeth pretty good. They're pretty white, just look at them sometime.
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    Hitomi Tanaka vs. Petra Verkaik

    Hitomi for me, please.
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    Wow, I didn't recognize her with dark her. She should keep it like that. It looks stunning on her.

    Wow, I didn't recognize her with dark her. She should keep it like that. It looks stunning on her.
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    Best way to depart from this world

    Smart server. I would have picked him to fuck over too. So would your worst way to depart from this world involve being drowned in a pool of mayo?
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    Nightmare On Elm Street Remake

    Playing hard to get, I see....... You tease! :lovecoupl
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    Poll: "Cocaine" by Jackson Browne or Eric Clapton?

    This is going to be about as one sided as my 3-D vs 2-D movie thread a few weeks ago. Clapton ftw.
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    I love this thing!

    When I read this thread title I thought you were referring to a penis. How disappointing. .....carry on.
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    Nightmare On Elm Street Remake

    :yesyes: P.S. I've missed you too, mrtrebus. :wave2:
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    US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals

    This is true. I've noticed a lot of youngsters these days looking rather plump around here.
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    Nightmare On Elm Street Remake

    No....much to the shagrin of most of the members on here, I'm not dead. I haven't been able to come here and post my usual wisecracks for the past few weeks because I recently got a new job. With the combination of already going to school I haven't had much free time as of late. Freeones just...
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    The Human Centipede

    I think I'm gonna need some kleenex nearby when I watch this film.
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    Lightning in Volcano

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36645958?GT1=43001 Pretty cool.
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    The shit cover songs thread

    :1orglaugh :rofl: :1orglaugh They should use that cover to interrogate terrorists with. I'd give any sane man less than 2 hours...tops!
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    The shit cover songs thread

    I was actually looking for The Step Kings cover of Another Brick in the Wall, but this will have to do: xzkiJJ_NkD0 Not as bad as the Step Kings....but still not good. It is really worth one's time to look up the Step Kings cover on mpeg just to laugh at how bad it is.
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    Dont you hate when you cant remember her name?

    Sorry man, never had that problem. It's hard being perfect. :(
  21. sporty_carr

    Are black men naturally stronger than white men?

    Chuck Norris will be the only man to survive the apocalypse. /thread
  22. sporty_carr

    White supremacists, demonstrators square off in LA

    I would have gone to this rally had there been Nazi zombies there. Regular Nazis are SO 1945.
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    Thanks! :hatsoff:

    Thanks! :hatsoff:
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    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

    Will The Rolling Stones ever make anything as good as The Beatles did?
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    What's the best time to be on the board?

    How do you know what my fetishes are!?! Have you been spying on me? :confused:
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    What's the best time to be on the board?

    It appears it wasn't a setup after all.... Look mrtrebus, there is no reason we can't be allies. We both, after all, share a common hatred for....Bono!
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    I'm afraid PK, BB, and my production company are going to have to wait awhile before we make a remake of that film....the budget for the special effects will be too high. No, wait....perhaps we CAN make some believable Daleks. We could put some midgets in trash cans on roller skates to cut...
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    Kimberly!?!? I thought I meant something to you. :(
  29. sporty_carr

    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    4 words......Leashed.Quacking.Pirate.Hookers.
  30. sporty_carr

    A five-year-old's battle with obesity, what the motherfuck?

    This from Bacon Girl. :tongue:
  31. sporty_carr

    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    Talk to Pirate King....he's directing all this shit.
  32. sporty_carr

    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    No.....I have his bestiality tape remember? You do the work....my name is added at the end. :thefinger You're not even going to ask about my right testicle are you? :crying:
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    Well....I stole the idea from mrtrebus so he can sue both of our sorry asses. :dunno:
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    BULLSHIT!!!! You ever tried to ward off a family full of angry midgets?!? I'm lucky my left testicle is still intact! :eek:
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    You're too late....I already copyrighted my post. :D
  36. sporty_carr

    Porn mag for the blind launched

    They didn't learn the first time they went blind? :dunno:
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    No, no, I'm afraid you misunderstood me. I'm saying there needs to be more! I got the idea from a video mrtrebus is looking for....there are some in existence. But, perhaps you are right. We could make a remake of the leashed quacking duck man. Hollywood's all about the remakes now....why not...
  38. sporty_carr

    Brit arrested at 'bestiality farm'

    I've got the dvd, if you really want to know.....
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    All my witty posts, and THAT's the one that makes you giggle?!? I think I'm trying too hard...

    All my witty posts, and THAT's the one that makes you giggle?!? I think I'm trying too hard.... :hatsoff:
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    More men forced to quack like ducks while on leashes.
  41. sporty_carr

    ★★ MissFreeOnes Party pics are here! ★★

    Oh crap! Now it all makes sense! As he goes he keeps gaining more momentum and power. We MUST find a way to contain Ron Jeremy before Dec. 21, 2012! :eek:
  42. sporty_carr

    What's the best time to be on the board?

    Well.............:shy: :D
  43. sporty_carr

    What's the best time to be on the board?

    This is probably a setup.....but I'll go for it. But what?
  44. sporty_carr

    Cook-book misprint costs Australian publishers dear

    Maybe that's really the recipe. :dunno:
  45. sporty_carr

    I just don't get the Tea Party

    : angry tone on : NO!!!!!! : angry tone off : Actually, I think it's just a bunch of regular people getting together because they feel the government is out of control with their spending, taxing, and forcement of regulations that aren't real popular with the public.
  46. sporty_carr

    What's the best time to be on the board?

    I'm only joking!!! I would have given the same response if BlueBalls had said anytime he was on the board. I would have given the same response if Andronicus Ry had said anytime he was on the board. I would have given the same response if whimsy had said.....no, nevermind....I actually like...
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    Snails and Tennis balls.
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