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BING bing It's BING! bing It's fucking BING! bing YOU'RE FIRED!!!

That's me waking up in the morning looking like shit. Lol, I look like an actor somehow? He must of really hit the floor hard when his career ended. I paid off Petra.

I want to use the search function to search for threads on how to use the search function, but I had to make a post to figure out how to find the search function, so I could read up on a thread that specifies how to use the search function, but the problem is that I'm stuck in a lock between...

I have to clean up the semen spills as semen centers with my tongue. It pays well and tons of free protein, but it's def a dirty job.

I could really care less. Ask me again later if I care. It's been roughly 5 seconds and nope. Don't even really know who he is. I think he's one of those actors in politics.

I don't really like soccer, but that's a really well built system.

Guys he was on wall street. He's not a criminal just a normal person there. 100% serious when I say that. It's the way our system is ran.

I'd rather be eaten by a shark than given cpr by you two. I would have no way of explaining my erection to all the people watching.

Level 3 fire alarm? When I attack the entire grid and it multiplies into other grids, so I have all the power? Can't really be done unless you have a good team of crackers with a few hackers. Would be cool though because I love hackers/crackers when they break into cocky systems where the...

No the body can stand a high amount of pain and stress, but not for a long time without the right medical attention. These guys are watched by doctors 24/7 and physically toned to be able to do this. It's much easier for me to take a hit with all my muscle and very little fat than it is for...

Just go outside and run or something. I have lived without electricity a long time and just did it recently where I had only lights and even lights aren't that important.

yea, about that. I made that up.

I can take that fucking cat. Worthless cats and all cats need to die for that matter. *boom* don't worry guys I got him this is the cat talking now. sniper cat is a sniper cat.

I think it's time to break it off. I'm sorry, but your too nice.

So now your forcing me to have sex with women? HYPOCRIT, after last night I'm surprised I didn't lose my spot in the air force. You and Me :eek: forever

I've been drinking after a long time without beer and my light weight abilities make for a great title thread.

I am doing fine on money now guys. Thanks for the support along the line and the people who actually wanted to donate me some cash. Lulz, I'm doing good now until I leave for the AF.

haha, I spend 30 a month to use the internet on my phone. Oh wait I might not be laughing in a couiple of months if this shit keeps up.

been there done that

I think women do better jobs than guys at oral sex. I mean sucking a dick isn't that hard, but eating her out can take a bit of skill.

I thought barack was part of the obama family. Now he's part of the Repitilian family too? His wife is going to be pissed.

This is in the book of the future. "A huge oil spill will happen in 2010 off the coast of the United States and East of the Mexican coast, this will be part of our profits for 2010 as oil rises to $5.50 a gallon putting our hold on the U.S. as well as the rest of the world" I'm not sure what...

I think bruce willis will unless chuck shows up again.

I'm joining the Air Force, ugh I make one mistake and it's army this army that. Why don't you people listen to me? I'm in DEP, so I'm sworn in waiting to go to boot camp, but I don't have my ship date since the Air Force is the only branch you don't get your date when you go to meps. *cries*

I think she has a crush on some pornstar dude. I can't remember his name, but they've done a ton of movies together.

Is tiger rebounding at all after that? I'm sure he didn't lose all his contracts because people want his money.

I don't think perez hilton owns the blog anymore.

No one, not worth my time.

Do you know who was traded to the wild for gaborik?

How does one go fuck himself?

There's been conspiracies since ancient times. I don't know what's going to happen in the future. I just think it's better to worry about now and face it when it comes since if something global does happen. Well it happens and there's really nothing I can do about it unless someone figures it...

The world seems to be going down the drain. Now I'm in the tech field and I'm very tech saavy, so this debate came up between the geeks. The world hasn't ever changed. It's the tech that has changed to allow the rest of the world to see how many negative things happen. I mean 20 years ago the...

Thank you, forgot that part worst of all the prince and captain of the army in Nigeria were there. Lol, no they weren't. At least that cheered me up. I wish Futarama wasn't cancelled. Damn can't give you rep. Need to Spread it around.

I did this 8 hour day of donating time at Target Field for this stupid "get motivated" thing and it just felt rotten to me. I seriously helped the rich get richer by selling these stupid scam things to people. I didn't even get paid for it and that pisses me off. I'm not pissed because I...

Man look at the related articles. They need to be shut down. Fuck apple, dell, and hp. They get rich while the damn poor die. http://www.dailytech.com/Another+Foxconn+Worker+Commits+Suicide+Video+of+Employee+Beating+Leaks/article18471.htm

I don't know about that, but that bad joke killed me.

I'm sure someone said this, but you do know tribes in Africa would capture black people and they were black people and keep them as slaves until the European colonies started buying them from the tribesman. There's no such thing as a clean race only clean people.

You can hack almost anything. Just the other day I hacked the robot standing outside in my front yard and now he's my sex toy. I mean she. Yes, of course she. No one will notice anyways. Lol, hacking is so easy nowadays that even script kiddies the age of 11 can get into anything. I think one...

Lucy Thai Nautica Thorn Lucy Lee Asa Akira - probably my favorite currently There's quite a few.

So if Arizona loses all it's lawyers, accountants, and smart people what will they do? Well I guess the surrounding states will have a ton of new Jewish people coming in.

Bad that the first thread I comment on while I'm back is a MM one, but I love Cannabis. It's been proven to help reduce pain and increase appetites in patients for many years, but it's like it's a dying cause. 1. It became illegal in the 1930s due to a few people hating Mexicans and using...

READ THIS AND READ IT WELL I'm not becoming a whore and never will be. I don't work the corners anymore. My body is worth too much to me it's completely worthless.

I'm joining the Air Force, but everyone wants in for the Air Force. No one wants to really join the marines or army when there is a war. They are hard up for troops currently, but the Air Force is full. I have to try to stay out of debt or else I can't join the Air Force. I think I can get it...

I am broke as most of you know, so I... Had to sell my elite. :( Now I'm going to sell my tv. Cries

I'd rather sleep with a tree.

Stay out of Austrilia it doesn't seem like a safe place. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36621678/ns/world_news/ I wonder how the hell you mess up a recipe that bad for it to turn into black people from black pepper.

Fine if you insist lets do it.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/15/london-airports-closed-volcanic-ash/ I am surprised it can travel that far. You just don't believe it until you see it.

No, I don't want it turning into a lame porno video.