I don't want to beat him up, just lock him in a room and force him to listen to "Journey Through The Cold Moors Of Svarttjern" by Carpathian Forest very loudly.
I wish to beat the living shit out of...
- Thread starter roronoa3000
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I don't want to beat him up, just lock him in a room and force him to listen to "Journey Through The Cold Moors Of Svarttjern" by Carpathian Forest very loudly.
Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
FFS What is ya Ignant? Who can just pick one MF'er they wanna beat the $h!t out of? As for Eminem (White Fake A$$ wanna be gangsta claiming he's from Detroit) and little Queenie bitch Cindy Crysby being cool???
:rofl2: I should add you to my list you silly fucker. :thefinger :laugh: :glugglug:
PirateKing
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Did you know that the CIA uses those commercials as a form of torture for interrogation? The KGB too.
I would probably strap him to a chair and force him to watch as I wrote down sentences with misspelled words and grammatical errors on a chalkboard.
LezFemmez
Banned
I wish to beat the living shit out of... Lena Meyer-Landrut
roronoa3000
Banned
FFS What is ya Ignant? Who can just pick one MF'er they wanna beat the $h!t out of? As for Eminem (White Fake A$$ wanna be gangsta claiming he's from Detroit) and little Queenie bitch Cindy Crysby being cool???
Why would anyone pretend to be from Detriot? I would deny the hell out of that even if I was from there. He IS from Eight Mile because no one would lie about that.
Sidney Crosby is top5 NHL players. That's "cool" enough for me.
PirateKing
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From behind right?
As long as she's not allowed to speak or laugh.
PirateKing
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Aw come on, that nasally voice doesn't turn you on?:nannerf1:
Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
When you live in Michigan and people ask where your from most people tend to say the closest MAJOR city thats Nationally known. I don't know about you, but I am proud to be from where I come from, Detroit,Mi Besides when people ask where I am from and I tell them Detroit, they tend not too fuck with Detroit folks, cause they know we don't play in Detroit. but whatever, live by your own code. As far as Cindy Crysby goes, yeah he's a great player NO doubt, but he's soft as butter. a bitch. nuff said. :2 cents::hatsoff:
^This. (Except for the fact that you wouldn't have to beat the shit out of him. All you would have to do is give him a gentle nudge and he'd fall over on the ground crying, be wheel-chaired off the scene and subsequently have to be life-flighted to the nearest trauma center. Then after 3 minutes in the trauma center, he'd hop right back up, run to the nearest basketball court and start draining 3's like nothing ever happened, making your desire to beat the shit out of him that much more intense. Paul Pierce should play soccer, not basketball.)
There are people out there who actually have strong enough feelings towards the Padres that they would include them in a "I wish to beat the living shot out of..." thread? If there is one, there must be others, yes? Does this make the Padres relevant? I'm getting all choked up, I have to go now...
PirateKing
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Am I so unimportant that no one wants to beat the shit out of me? :weeping:
Yeah, I think he might be confusing him with Kid Rock.
roronoa3000
Banned
Somebody loves me. :lovecoupl
GregCentauro
Banned
Gary Coleman. Oops! Too late. :o
roronoa3000
Banned
Not too late. He just won't feel it.
