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OK, I'll bite; why did you taste pennies?

Me>You. Oh please, you can do so much better. Still, at least I have an old lady, you keep on enjoying your virginity, lieutenant.

It's funny 'cos it's true? Also, I suck big black cock. Just remember that you're the tertiary personality.

But will they have my m00bz?

:iloveyou:

I don't climb mountains, but I love to hike. Jungfrau, Jungfrau joch, those are the biggest that I can remember doing offhand. I love it, one post about hiking and he starts up on the subject.

Absolutely. :iloveyou:

Well if I'm gonna judge him on that performance... D- Must do better.

You sure about that? maybe I should go; last place I want to be is on top of Mariah.

Was in the Lake district. Shitty guest house internet meant I could barely be on here. Sadly, my boots, though very high quality, were one and a half decades old and so the soles detached. On top of catbells in a lil rain squall. Finishing the hike after that was very interesting. Take note: A...

See that people? I told you they wanted me around as chief troll: Better the devil you know. So much for ace's dreams of being captain of the douche patrol; he's merely my lieutenant.

I didn't see it. I did get Slimer from ghostbusters further down, though.

I'm going to find you, papagmp, and I'm going to fuck you in the arse.

Tea

Ah, the wife jokes. They weren't old a year ago. BTW, did I inspire your sig? I'm thinking of changing mine to "No mods, no problems."

:crybaby: So, what's your response?

Don't you dare. Don't you fucking dare!

If I delete my account is my post history destroyed? others have asked about me, who I was and what I was did in periods when I was banned before and I want my legacy to remain for the discovery of future Freeones archeologists should the results of my most recent poll preclude me from remaining...

OK people, I've posted petitions to ban before and they weren't acted upon, so here's the deal; I post this poll, you vote, and if the people wish it, I go. Because, lets face it, the mods are too weak and pitiful to ban me and I've been fed up with this shithole for some time. Some...

Dear Raimmi You have come to my attention for directing your invective at me, and, as I feed on attention like any other troll, the result is that I have fallen in love with you. Lets get married and have the first of our many many babies together. Sincerely, -Vodka retard

Sorry to dissapoint you, you fucking cunt ;)

Wouldn't a granny be kinda crotchety? Maybe I could find one called Mariah...

Whereever sam's ancestors were at that point with a retrovitus for the stupidity gene.

Indian girls? I've cum across a few before... Imma email this thread title to sam and see how he reacts.

Too drunk to type mine into google and see. Will do it later.

I know you are but what am I? :tongue: Isael will fall when I unleash upon them a tidal wave of vodka! :elaugh: Could you provide proof that I'm not a minor? Maybe he's me and I just don't realise it... Or maybe I do! Juvenile? Yes. Alcoholic? I deny it... I'm starting to suspect the same...

The following is a list of reasons why I care so much about this:

Interesting idea...

Looks like Obama is no longer the black sheep of his family...

Is it caused by too much spunk in the eyes? On a completely unrelated note, has this section of the forum degenerated into little more than a slagging match?

Mother

She'll be on a whaling ship somewhere by now...

I'm still better than all you cunts. I posted a racial slur in a thread title and got away with it; http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?707942-Sup-mah-*****s Why? 'cuz I is awesome, dude. In fact, my awesomeness is too big to keep indoors, I'm going hiking because me > all you cunts.

Re: Would you marry a PORNSTAR? Question: Why is a Lebanese guy using the German name Captain Gold? Question 2: Knowing how beautiful Lebanese women are, why are you even on here?

Epic thread

Keep trying, perhaps one day you'll finally make that first funny post. Until then, fuck off. No, really, fuck off.

Fuck off you americunt you wouldn't know a breaded brie if it hit you round the gallic schnozz with a nose *obvious conclusiojn which yank will no doubt miss*

Is this shit acceptable now or do I hafta spell it with a Z az in iz thiz zhit acceptable now?

Re: Would you marry a PORNSTAR? So yeah, everybody knows people masturbates to the people they went to school with but didn't have the skillls to bed at the time.

It's already been thrown at you. Aside from the facial vids, the boating thing has already been thrown back in your face.

Be honest: If rarity is value 0see platinum) then honesty is the most valuable thing on the surgace of the Earth.

You know it. Took me 3+ dates to make it to the bedroom. She says that that's because she made me wait. i say I waited because of her. See, thing is, I'm a massochist, if a woman can't torture me, I feel it a lack of challenge. After all, you need to suffer to know you're allive, right? I mean...

I'm gonna watch the donkey get along just gravy with tha laydees. Who said Shakespeare was dead?

You haven't seen mine. Not unless you've been stalking me on some other sites? :eek:

Thing is... work these days is often sitting on your cheeks. I love the gym, I even have a 24 hour one, but sometimes, there simply isn't time. I think education needs to improve so people eat more salad. Right now there's a stigma against salad, but it tastes great and it's healthy even at a...

I forgot my login name...

Napoleon... Russia saved the world from napoleon. Same with Hitler.

Keep talking, if you're the epitome of your nations pathetic excuse for a military then that explains why the Axis in the second world war regarded your side as what they wished for.

Nobody cares what you say. Kindly leave Freeones.

At least my mother isn't so ugly she shatters camera lenses. I mean your mother, your mother who sucks big black cocks up and down for hours not for the cash she desperately needs to look after her retarded offspring,but for pleasure, now there's a mother to be ashamed of. I say ashamed, but in...