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Wanna get hot and stay hot? Cover yourself in gas and light a match. Instant toasty. And the end to us having to listen to your gay squeals about being chilly. :D P.S. fat insulates, muscle radiates. Buy some cheesecake, sit on the couch: repeat for a month. You'll be warmer.

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A mercury tilt switch and dime-sized nugget of C4 allows you to join two great celebrations - Halloween and Guy Fawkes night. And de-limb vandals. #winning

1. they also linked the adultery. That was my point. It thought that was pretty clear, yet again, English is my first language. 2. So, now it was his job to oversee the investigation into the allegations you first said that he wasn't investigating, but that as the Speaker - i.e. the senior...

Bitch. Every time I open my heart ..... and anus.

1 - no they weren't but the Republicans - with Gingrich at the forefront - made them about that and used them as a moral battering ram to attack Clinton, directly linking his adultery to his ability to lead 2 - the house hearing were investigating the matter, so .... 3 - so fucking what. My...

I know that girl ......

Anyone who measures themselves by the car they own is tragically sad ....

Well, he managed to pull off one of the best public displays of hypocrisy ever by investigating Clinton for adultery while quietly fucking one of his staffers. This was while he was married to the woman he cheated on his first wife with; that wife was told he was divorcing her while she was in...

How much ass fucking of the missus have you managed to have lately? (FYI - I've had lots :D (mine, not yours .. although I do like the Greek babes ...))

I guess your parents were screaming queers then ......

Culminating in a supersonic bowel movement, coughing and a torsion.

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Me & Dirk. Or, if you prefer a grammatically correct phrasing; Dirk & I.

So strict! That's so hot ...

Wow - it only took 31 years for the wise men of Europe to finally admit .. hey, this idea of a Europe united under blanket border, currency and trade agreements .. uhm, it can't really work can it? How could we have known that the French, Italians, Greeks and Spanish would cheat, swindle and...

Well, you should stop letting disappointments come in your backend. I'm talking to you, Anders ......

Argh. My eyes, my eyes ....... :eek:

He's a Little Person. and a twat :D

surely it'd be Oct-Tarter?

Betty White

Just popped in to say ... Tart. kthnxbai.

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I liked Roald's 2009 costume .......

And Gandalf's cock.

Welcome back, fuckmunch :D

That's a hobbit living down there ... Middle Earth squatters don't count towards personal hygiene/pubic topiary

Lesbian interracial fisting would be a good start. IMO. Something with a toga or Disney theme ...... :D

yea .. was that the one starring Wasshisname, who was in that movie with that girl who was on TV once?

Tim Timmins from Timmins works at Timmy's, BTW ......

I was hoping she'd be forced to shave. A run-through with a comb is really no way to maintain a lady garden ...... :D

If you don't want people using yer Wi-Fi - use a fucking password. How difficult is that .. when you install it asks you to assign one. It's a default installation option on just about every router. By not using a password you are making a deliberate choice to leave your network open. I love...

Now that's funny .... 'hey you, get to the back ..!'

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I have it on good authority this is Roald's favorite band. e1I00G6MqyA

Bet she loves a bit of 'down under'

Tryingtro parody a show that is a parody of other shows /genres .. kinda like trying to nail shit to a wall.

You should let Ava Devine break you in :D

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread There will ALWAYS be Keith :bowdown:

I'm more behind the scenes nowadays .... far from the madding crowd :D Also ... penis

I hate the Amazing Race. and blacks, Jews, Asians and Swedes. :D

iHop sucks. Waffle House rules!!

Excellent. The new Board will be so much better for your absence.:nanner:

ows .....?