***Who is lurkingdirk?***

[Jack Davenport]

Is there more to him than just reach-arounds and Cedric's fish and chips?

Please advise.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I will not divulge anything about him but he is deeper than you can ever imagine. Nice try on making some proverbial thread for high thread counts though! Next time do not whore out one of my boys!






:nono:

 

[Jack Davenport]

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ah well. That's okay. I still love you all no less.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Would it make you feel any better if I told you that I have a couple of orange and black icing pumpkin shaped cupcakes that I am willing to share?

 

[BCT]

Brother of Slurping Dirk!

 

[Jagger69]

Please understand that it gives him a major woody just knowing you are pondering this question.

Truth be known, he's a guy who stands people up for pre-arranged and mutually-agreed upon sexual trysts at the Motel 6 in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. He claims all he could find was the Motel 5. I don't believe him.

That is all I have to say about this subject.

 

[L3ggy]

Why should we tell you anything about The Dirk?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Please understand that it gives him a major woody just knowing you are pondering this question.

Truth be known, he's a guy who stands people up for pre-arranged and mutually-agreed upon sexual trysts at the Motel 6 in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. He claims all he could find was the Motel 5. I don't believe him.

That is all I have to say about this subject.

:1orglaugh

 

[feller469]

I feel the end of the internet is near. If this topic is worthy of a thread, there truly is end in sight.

 

[StanScratch]

You will never, ever, ever know that he has jizzed in your coffee. Until you taste it.
The problem is, he does it a lot, so that strange coffee that You Might think normal in your coffee could actually be dirk.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I feel the end of the internet is near. If this topic is worthy of a thread, there truly is end in sight.

Please don't insinuate that this thread may not be of any substance. Or else I will have to go back and fight on a political thread.

 

[alexpnz]

Good dood....

 

[Jack Davenport]

Good dood....

I agree, Except when he seems upset.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Who? :dunno:

 

[jod0565]

He's a LurkFaceKilla, that's what he is.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

(adds to post count)

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[L3ggy]

Fail.

 

[Rane1071]

He's SpideyDirk.