There Is Nothing International About The International House of Pancakes

[Facetious]

Belgian waffles, Canadian bacon, French toast, crepes, Tuscan chicken grillers, fajita quesadillas, Mediterranean lemon chicken, French onion pot roast, anything with Hollandaise sauce are all menu items currently served at IHOP.

Where's the beef, Wellington? :dunno: and what about Swedish Meatballs and Dutch Ovens?

 

[LukeEl]

And you wonder why there is so much trouble in the world.

 

[Jane Burgess]

I love IHOP. I can get breakfast food anytime of the day.

 

[RichardNailder]

"German Crepes" - despite living in Germany for 13 years - I never once saw them make a crepe with lemon-butter.


I still love them though.







In fact - if I wasn't so drunk right now - I'd drive to IHOP and have them.

 

[emceeemcee]

grounds for a law suit?

 

[RichardNailder]

iHop sucks.

Waffle House rules!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

"German Crepes" - despite living in Germany for 13 years - I never once saw them make a crepe with lemon-butter.


I still love them though.







In fact - if I wasn't so drunk right now - I'd drive to IHOP and have them.

7:58 in the morning. Drunk.

Hardcore, dude.

:thumbsup:

 

[RichardNailder]

7:58 in the morning. Drunk.

Hardcore, dude.

:thumbsup:

Hey - that's bedtime for me

 

[PlumpRump]

The way they serve Belgian waffles are not in any way like the waffles served in Belgium.
What they call Canadian bacon is just ham. It isn't Canadian bacon.
French toast isn't served in France.
The other dishes mentioned are generic enough, that they are served everywhere, except the places mentioned in their names.

Not only is it not international, it isn't a house.

Stop ruining my fun. Immediately.

Where's the beef, Wellington? :dunno: and what about Swedish Meatballs and Dutch Ovens?

You're the first person I've ever encountered that actually wanted a Dutch oven. I suppose you could just hang out with this guy for a while:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Stop ruining my fun. Immediately.

I shan't.

BangBus is 100% fake.

 

[Will E Worm]

 

[BCT]

IHOP used to have great flapjacks but they changed the batter or somethin, they taste like a fluffier version of MCdonald's nasty ass pancakes!

 

[PlumpRump]

I shan't.

BangBus is 100% fake.

Fightin' words! You'd better sleep with one eye open from this day forward.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fightin' words! You'd better sleep with one eye open from this day forward.

The OCSMs don't like you. They're here, working for a living.

(I don't sleep.)

 

[PlumpRump]

The OCSMs don't like you. They're here, working for a living.

(I don't sleep.)

Well that's good that you don't sleep, because even though BangBus may be (allegedly) fake, RapeBus is 100% real, and they have your address.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well that's good that you don't sleep, because even though BangBus may be (allegedly) fake, RapeBus is 100% real, and they have your address.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

I'd meet you on that bus.

:shy:

 

[PlumpRump]

I'd meet you on that bus.

:shy:

Yes, yes you would. Over and over and over again.

:love-smi:

 

[maildude]

I'll stick with the Sonic Supersonic Breakfast Burrito, coffee and my thoughts.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I'll stick with the Sonic Supersonic Breakfast Burrito, coffee and my thoughts.

Culminating in a supersonic bowel movement, coughing and a torsion.

 

[Will E Worm]

I'll stick with the Sonic Supersonic Breakfast Burrito, coffee and my thoughts.

Eat a blueberry muffin or bagel. :nono:


Fiber is what you need at your age.

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