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No. :noway:

And spreading STDs :hatsoff: :D

this is a great story i really like it wow so hot and sexy bet that mommy is a real milf wow tho what a dilemma uhm cool yea so like uhm whatever

Mmmmmm. Smack-smack .....:love-smi:

You're all a bunch of cunts :D No, wait, what I meant was ... no surprises that a highly unionized service/industry is on the brink of failure due to the utterly unrealistic - nay fantastical - demands they insist on in order to justify their existence.

This is standard practice for Shimmy; don't forget this is the same guy that posted a picture of himself with two hookers in a thread to 'guess how much they charged him for a threesome' but then said he didn't film it because it was was 'disrespectful' to their culture. Oh, and thinks drink...

Re: A TWISTED brother and sister are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. Dirl prefers sneaking into their locker rooms and licking their sweaty jock straps before depositing pellety poos in their shoes.

Re: A TWISTED brother and sister are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. It's a scientific fact that most Scots are the product of incestuous couplings. I read that somewhere on the Interwebz, so it must be true .... Scotland and Alabama - shared motto: 'Kin ain't Sin'

I particularly enjoyed the annoying pop ups for Live Jasmin etc linked to the image

Oh yea!!!!! :D

Also, look up 'dogs in the bathtub'. It has nothing to do with this thread, it's just awesome. :D

Pretty good! Busy and distracted .. you?

Bitches be crazy ...

Good point. maybe both, then ...:D

I shall watch Footloose.

Dear Thread, You have fallen into the Pit of Fail. Please terminate yourself immediately. P.S. Have you evr falet?

I'm not touching anything that's had Roald's fingers anywhere near it :D :orangecat:

For a suitably sexual bribe, I'm sure I can .. errr, 'slip you in' ....;)

LurkingFalet

You lie.

Finally - fallhell snaps!

I think I saw a falet in the woods behind my house

Nice box ....

Vorsprung durch Technik

Maybe, but not yours, as I have not spotted any of the following the mimsies I have known and briefly loved: Maggots Candy Bar Wrappers Swiffer Wet Jet Replacement Pads Smegma flakes as thick as Parmesan rind Yawing, gaping shame

Lindsay's problem is she doesn't know when to quit. Yes, I fucked her in the ass. Yes, I gave her herpes. But she has to realize that, after catching me balling Selena Gomez, it's all over. Move on bitch. But I will let you have my sloppy seconds, Dirk.

Re: Mentally disabled man shot dead by police while playing with a TOY GUN after 911 I'm not siding with the police on this, I'm siding with fucking common sense. Wave a gun at a cop, the cop is under orders to cap your ass if you don't put it down. That it later turns out that your are a...

I do NOT have a drinking problem. Every drop goes right into my mouth. No spills, no problem. P.S, yes, my shades are awesome.

Well, I'd love to see you on my list one day :D :orangecat:

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Good. Encore.

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R.I.P Alexpnz ... Your bad taste sunglasses will be missed :D

I thought he had a hernia in this episode....

So, now you've taken to touching perverts ... I always thought they'd feel sweaty and moist ....

Dammit!!! Stooopid hurricane. Go left Irene, go LEFT!!!! :D

depends what you qualify as a disaster ...

Why?

Bye-bye Jersey Shore ... here comes Irene to wash you clean of all the TV turds.

God, you must be bored ....or have taken up a new career cleaning sphincters.

Sorry buddy .... :D

A real dick ... you mean like this: