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Of course, I'm not going to waste that shit. Third world kids would kill their families for that heel.

I have no heart (Metaphorically speaking), but I'll go with bones anyway.

I'm eating a regular cheese pizza right now, wondering what could have been....

Ordering food from a person that doesn't speak english or know what's on the menu. "Can I get a medium four cheese pizza?" "You wan de cheese pizza?" "No, the four cheese pizza." "Yes, de cheese pizza." "Will it have four cheeses on it because it sounds like you think I just want the cheese...

Monogamy can save your life.

I hate being a bandwaggoner, but I liked TDKR as well. It's still underwhelming when compared to TDK but as a stand alone movie it's pretty solid and entertaining.

The person suing Warner Bros and whomever else is obviously a POS that's looking to cash in on the tragedy. The guy didn't even wait 4 days until he decided to bring a lawsuit against the studio. People are always going to blame movies just because they can.... :facepalm:

Several isolated incidents of gang related deaths don't get as much attention as acts of domestic terrorism where many people die at once in a place like a movie theater. Whether it's fair or not, some incidents are deemed more jarring than others but the coverage isn't driven by whether or not...

That's nice of you STDiva, doing something for somebody else. *pats on back*

Don't act aghast and innocent with me. You're using examples of a few certain people to paint a broad picture of some liberal agenda. It's a shame that when things like this happen the first thing on your mind is "damn it, those libs are gonna try ta take our guuuns!".

He was just as eager to jump on someone else's shit, otherwise he would have ignored it. Someone's bound to blame something or someone. For every liberal blaming guns there are conservatives saying if everyone else at the theater had guns this wouldn't have happened. Pssh... While we're...

I thought all mods loved big dicks. Clearly a lack of dick loving isn't the issue.

Priya Rai, especially when she goes into gruff mode.

Am I the only one taking this seriously muthfuckas?!? :mad:

Where's his penis? Immortality without a penis is pointless and tragic.

In terms of a singing voice, JT might be better. Yorke is the better lyricist/composer though.

Cloning sounds more feasible.

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I love what this thread has turned into. And to think I almost didn't click on the title...

And no fucks were given that day.

Truly the beginning of the end.

training day "The shit's chess, it ain't checkers!"

:facepalm: We're paying cops to sit in adult movie theaters and round up masturbaters.

Re: Breaking News: Riley Steele calls it quits (Video) It was too pathetic to be serious. Actually, it's too pathetic to be satire as well since I didn't find it amusing. Either way, Riley Steel doesn't seem too bright to me.

You're going to relegate name calling as something only liberals do? Come on, man....

Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff: I'll try to return the rep more often, but I'm still impotent. :(

There it is! The face of despair, loneliness and self pity. The look of realization that no one loves you nor will they remember you. Hold that frown, I need to fap.

f8hT3oDDf6c She looks like a gopher. Might be some kind of gopher porn. I can dig it. Hehe, see what I did there? Good riddance.

Re: Breaking News: Riley Steele calls it quits (Video) Damn Brolex, when did you learn such big words?

Cool list bro.

I ain't even mad.

Did they get spliced with each others DNA or something? These hybrid names are crazy.

Couldn't handle the stigma, I suppose. I had a feeling that she wasn't happy with her career. She was in a music video for a song that basically blasts Hollywood for turning aspiring actresses and models into porn stars.

Re: Breaking News: Riley Steele calls it quits (Video) Seems like a lame parody to me. Either way I'm not a Riley Steel fan, so it's fine.

Mind your business, unless you want to jump in.

I know. It's going to be hysterical.

He's a felion!

And you have a robotic voice reading the text aloud for you, right? I'm so jealous.

Never heard of Troi Black. How good is he?

You've clearly never seen an ultraviolet cock. Once you go ultraviolet, you go blind.

You like teh black cock. :yesyes:

Just gotta be persistent. Gather some sympathizers, put a little pressure on dat peetah, maybe rub her the right way. That ultraviolet rep bar will be mine

Knock knock who's there? It's pirateking, ho. Gimme mah ultraviolet rep bar!

He's talking about my penis.