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You ain't shit. Sit down.

Fucking travesty.

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Seeing as how she was married to you, it was surely an act of mercy.

I'm prohibiting shoes just because you brought it up.

Okay wait, who put a black dick in my poll? You know the members here can't resist getting distracted if there's a big black dick involved.

I can't believe my punny "ruff guy" caption didn't win it. Fuck. this. shit.

More like Tuco and 8 ball would be the ones strapped to his table if Walt & Jesse didn't kill em. They're similar, except Dexter takes out killers for his own amusement while Walt & Jessie are forced to do it every now and then to survive.

You know about chloroform, and you're still skeptical?

Oh damn, was I supposed to post a youtube vid? Brb.

Funny guy, dat Blueballs. I like his intellectual rapist/sadist/radical hannibal-esque satirical persona. Good shit.

Walt looked like shit in that flash forward. I suppose that scene is supposed to tell us that he's possibly crashed, burned and is now on the run.

Females overthrowing men....LOL!

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...... Epic name.

I voted, but if I win I'd like Maleonetwo and Spokenwheel to fight each other to the death over my free pass.

Epic name.

The sun may rise in the east but it's settled in a fine location.

No need to apologize, this forum is dead. Anyway, cool story bro. That's a new line.

I think there was a Brazzers scene like that.

harharhar....

At least an alien didn't tear out of her abdomen. I've seen it happen.

Fuck you!

Shut uuuup! :mad:

Damn Romney, Y U such a hypocrite?!

Dip dat teabag into dat coffee and have COFFTEA!!!!

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Yeah sure, why not...

Ah, so that's her name? Thank you much sir. :hatsoff:

Better than one that molests kids. :hatsoff:

:sing: Let's just leave this place go to summerland just a name on the map sounds like heaven to me :sing: Everclear and all that other 90's music is good nostalgia. Reminds me of family trips to the beach.

lolwut?

Why the U2 hate?

And not once have I admitted defeat. :yesyes:

Point Break did it before it was cool.

Wow, not even close. There's actually look a like Miley Cyrus porn star (forgot her name) but I didn't see her among the matches, surprisingly.

Good for you man, good for you. Feel's good, doesn't it? I'm a lowdown bastard but every now and then I do honest and altruistic things like that just for the hell of it.

The day isn't done until he traumatizes some kids.

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Depends. Are you a creepy stalker guy, or do you actually think there's chemistry? Either way, you're being naive.

Kat's lucky enough to have big tits, but I like Zooey's personality.

Hailey page. Except she didn't retire.

Do I have to be effeminate and hair obsessed to plow the anuses of other men?

Ranting and raving about hairstyles....