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The question you have to ask yourself is: will Kim look as good as Salma does when she's in her forties? I doubt it.

I take it you're a "no secretly means yes" kind of guy. :rofl2:

I actually would have liked to see the first two. But Matthew Broderick was quite good in that movie and it's pretty much one of his few if not only memorable characters. Depp obviously doesn't regret that as much as Broderick would have. Can't understand why Rourke passed down a role that was...

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They were just imitating you to a T. You didn't even acknowledge that by the way, shame on you.

I want ultraviolet rep.

How did I know you were going to say "salad", then ramble on about your veggie diet...?

People who argue just for the sake of arguing.

You're sick. Twisted. How dare you play God. I vote Vodka. Make it happen *offers blood*

Probably wings, but if I had the capacity to consume/expend all that at once then I would. Except sushi...completely different.

Eve for as long as I live. :drawheart:

Hmm...that's creepy. If I were that girl I'd run as far away from them as possible.

Why? Why? Why would you do that? You're cruel. As for me, I think it would be easier to just be a lesbian than a man. Lesbians seem to have it better than anyone else.

Probably Dog Soldiers.

I thought he was just one of those "I seem gay but I'm really straight" guys, like Barry Manilow Wait, what am I talking about?

That's me after a couple more years of stress.

There's one thing Romney will never flip on, and that's greed.

haters > overraters

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You suck.

This is stupid. They're edible, aren't they? Fuck yeah I would eat them. People don't know that we eat bugs in our sleep without even realizing.

_e4e-eXWbbs

Yes, that's one of the catchphrases. Well done.

I just can't relate to king of the hill. Dale is the only funny character.

I can't tell. If I had to guess I'd say it was the one from big wet asses 20?

At least? So you admit that you had terrible parents, but they were at least around. Would you say a POS abusive father is better than an absent one?

Re: Texas Republican Party Wants Abstinence Only Sex Ed, Corporal Punishment In Schoo Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to govern one of the most heavily populated states. A lot of people are suffering.

You want to circumcise your kid just because you can't get off from uncircumcised dicks? Surely you jest.

Sigh....

Harbor.....Bay. Hehe, that's kind of funny.

Being punched in the face toughens you up and makes you reflect. Your train of though is: "alright, what did I do to deserve this punch in the face? What should I do differently next time to avoid this? My relflexes aren't good enough, so how can I dodge it next time? I've tanked some punches...

There was a movie about Pearl Harbor?

Disparaging the president's dead mother based on rumors? You're a class act Will.

Ah good, people can go ahead and ask Lupe herself if she's being hauled off. No need to beat around the bush.

He's been band, which is different from being banned because he still has his avatar.

Dat James Deen. He's so hot right now.

I'm sorry, you're too sexy for the business. You'd monopolize all the scenes and put the other male performers out of business or force them to do gay for pay.

James Dean, before or after the accident? edit: I already commented in this thread... :facepalm:

Just making excuses! :mad:

Re: Who made you cum today? alexis monroe

If there's a long line of people and it takes her forever to look through her shit, then yeah, it might help to do that. :)

So she offered to help her find it? :dunno: Perhaps the old lady could have had her checkbook out in advance.

Jealous?

That last picture looks like my penis, testicles included. ;) Ladies

I hate jobs with applications or interviews. I should have just become a hit man or marine biologist. Yeah....