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Elektra......did you take care of that one thing? You know, that one thing I asked you to do for me?

I will vote for you Nina. But only if you vote for me as FO member with the smallest dick. ;)

Leprechauns do acid? :confused: Even more reason for me not to want them in my home. I'm not gonna help support their drug habit and allow them to squat here. Damn hippy leprechauns........get a job! :cussing:

So I can ask you any question I want?

I'm going leprechaun hunting. Those little bastards keep getting in my house through the cracks in my walls. The leprechaun traps only work about half the time, but since it's considered legal tomorrow I'm gonna take as many of the wee buggers out as possible. :mad:

I've never really thought assholes were very good looking to begin with. Maybe it has something to do with them being assholes? :dunno:

Damn, brah!!! That girl really needs to get some sun! :eek:

Pretty Lady Person :lovecoupl

No, you are all figments of MY imagination.......get it right. Be careful, you're awfully close to infringement of my copyright. :nono:

I'm surprised nobody has nominated BlueBalls yet. He is my first nomination. Just think of all the fun things you guys can name your kids. My second nomination is Marilyn Monroe. Though, she might be a little bit ripe...... Hilarious shouldn't even be considered! Hilarious hasn't...

Soon it will only be Blue and Greg. I'm getting laid off in a week. Tough economic times and all. :(

Fair enough....so who is the guy with the ventriloquist dummies? Though puppet people sounds much cooler.

I KNOW! Bug the bartender is SO the obvious choice. Hell, maybe you'll even be able to take him back to your place. :dunno:

Really!?!? Haha, I thought you would say no way. That's awesome. ;)

Because I could only imagine guys acting like that in a big city. Where I'm from they're either preppy in their Abercrombie and Fitch or wearing boots and cowboy hats. Does this happen often? You should take some pics next time with your cell and post them here. I gotta see this to believe it...

I watched a documentary recently that said multi tasking is a myth. The brain can really only do one thing at a time, so you'd better pick one. You're welcome. :D

That explains it. Were they dressed in suits too? :1orglaugh

Yeah, I won't be able to go either. LAME! Hopefully sometime, though.

Please see my above pics. They are people who have sex with eachother dressed as mascots/animals. :hatsoff:

Did this happen in Texas? I have thankfully never seen guys act like this, maybe because I'm from a small town? :dunno: I think I would have a hard time not laughing out loud, though.

Oh, that's a shame. :( How about you Diva, will you be dancing for us?

Will you be participating Ms. Knight? :D

What a lame idea for a thread! What kind of douche would have thought something like this up? :sleep: Mr Wiggles? Mr. Wiggles..............wake up. WAKE UP!!!!! Oh, no......this thread is so lame that it actually put Mr. Wiggles in a coma............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :(

No you weren't.......don't lie! :nono:

I think what you need is some hope. I don't really know what your spiritual beliefs are, but I would recommend reading some of the Bible. Maybe have a relationship with God if you already don't and try praying some. It's helped me through tough times before. :2 cents: I will keep you in my...

I hate to tell you guys this, but HELLRAISER finally converted me into a NeoCon. Therefore, if Beck was running for President I would have no choice but to vote for the fuhrer. No, not Obama, the other fuhrer.

I went with rock. My runners up would be metal and classical. I could do without hearing any of the other choices ever again.

I would shoot myself.

Yes. This is what they do to us over here: With nothing but rap music playing in the background day and night. Fortunately, I escaped with my life, but whenever I hear Snoop Dogg or DMX I go into convulsions and shit myself. I will never be the same again. :(

These people even manage to make ME feel normal. ME!!!!!

Proof that the internet deserves this award.

No. As a matter of fact, I think all Swedish death metal should be banned!

NEOCONS!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!! I just ruined your entire thread. You're welcome. :thefinger

Not GregCentauro

Who are the puppet people in your avatar?

I'm in the middle of fucking the rep outta him. I'll return him when I'm through.

Re: Would you lose interest in your favorite pornstar if you found out she did scat p Scat is the way of the future. You all must conform.

I don't know how to vote without a poll. :(

I'm still pretty sad about Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley. Why does it always have to be the best musicians that die first? :angry: I've never really thought about this before so give me a second........hmmm. Off the top of my head: Michael J Fox Chris Cornell Dave Grohl Clint Eastwood Alyssa...

Don't make me rep you HARDER and FASTER than before........you won't be able to take it! :mad:

No. Any others?

This is your brain: This is your brain on rap: Any questions?

Wake up.

Communists.

I would like them more if they were made out of spaghetti.

Re: Is a man gay if he asks me to watch him get a blowjob from a foreign transvestite So lemme get this right. If I ask a transvestite if he's foreign I might see a gay guy on the corner giving a blowjob to myself? :confused:

This thread ROCKS!!! Notice how I said ROCKS and not RAPS. That is all.

I buy that snow in a bag stuff and carry it with me. You're still not safe. :tongue:

Re: Is a man gay if he asks me to watch him get a blowjob from a foreign transvestite {Scratches gunslingingbird's ass} Mmmmmmm.....wanna cuddle? :lovecoupl

You're from Texas? What a coinkidink, so am I. The crazies live closer than you think. Be afraid. Be very afraid.........:D