"Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

[sporty_carr]

Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

What constitutes douchebaggery? Basically whenever someone starts off a meltdown thread accusing President Obama of ruining the country, ruining Capitalism, taking away freedoms......jeez, the douchbaggery even overwhelms me when I try to explain...

: Pops collar :

The Bama Man's gotta be kicked to da curve, bra.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

-Wears a visor backwards or to the side
-Finds Dane Cook hilarious and original

Yes! The two best indicators.

 

[alexpnz]

Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

The Douchebag creedo:

 

[on]

Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

I think I've just witnessed some douchbaggery!

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

I think I've just witnessed some douchbaggery!

You got it.

 

[on]

Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

I suspect that this also demonstrates a douchebag

 

[JayJohn85]

Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

Yo bro. Douchebaggery? Whatever! Poppin' collars and tanning is a personal choice because I know what the ladies like!

Trust me bro, you shop at American Eagle, Aeropostale, and Abercrombie and Finch, get some shirts with collars, pop them bitches and later that night you gonna be poppin' yo own bitch, if you know what I mean. Hella yeah!

In meantime, gotta hit the gym and tanning bed. Ladies just wanna have fun... alright. Hells yeah! In my bed! If I let them.

Alas the great tragedy and irony is....These douches are fucking the chicks while us here are holding our dicks and oggling at chicks on the internet:dunno:

Maybe we need to realign our allegiances?

 

[on]

Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

Alas the great tragedy and irony is....These douches are fucking the chicks while us here are holding our dicks and oggling at chicks on the internet:dunno:

Maybe we need to realign our allegiances?

So do chicks use douchebag in a good way?

 

[JayJohn85]

Re: "Douchebaggery sir!".... "Douchebaggery?".. "What on earth is douchebaggery?"

lulz ahh man grow up of course they dont because douchbag didnt call and doesnt care one fuck about said chick cause hes already screwed her and has failed to ensnare him cause douchbag is looking for next chick to screw and be called douchbag