Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

[Ace Boobtoucher]

My mechanic installed a fuse link on my 88' Ford Bronco XLT and it keeps shorting out. I was able to drive from Las Vegas to Pocatello but the low battery light is on. What do you think the problem might be?

 

[roronoa3000]

My mechanic installed a fuse link on my 88' Ford Bronco XLT and it keeps shorting out. I was able to drive from Las Vegas to Pocatello but the low battery light is on. What do you think the problem might be?

Trick question. There is no such place as Pocatello.

 

[mrtrebus]

What's the deal with those creepy looking puppets?

There is no 'deal'. & they are not puppets, they are ventriloquist's dummies.

Who or what is baconsalt? It seems everybody knows all about baconsalt?

:dunno:

What do you like most about Scotland?

The natural landscape. Edinburgh. Whiskey. Billy Connelly. Dr Joseph Bell.

are any Al Queda plans going to be disrupted by the second wave of British Airways strikes?

Yes.

Do you think Obama will catch Osama?

No. People under his command may do, but he will not catch Osama.

Do you know where Jack The Ripper is buried?.

http://artsnova.com/x/OdysseyFaceonMars.jpg
PS - there is no need to put a fullstop after a question mark.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Do you think humans can save the planet from global warming?

Or, better yet, do you think global warming can save the planet from humans?

The natural landscape. Edinburgh. Whiskey. Billy Connelly. Dr Joseph Bell.

Ha! I knew you were a phony! Any single-malt connoisseur would tell you that whiskey is Jack Daniel's, but whisky is Glenlivet! :tongue:

 

[ed007]

I'm not sure if you are a sports fan but my job is ask the questions.

Who do you think will win this season's English football premier league?
Who do you think will win the world cup in South Africa?
Who do you think will be the next prime minister of Great Britain?

BTW It will be interesting to see how many you get right.

 

[sporty_carr]

Who the fuck asked you anything sporty_spice!

Sporty_spice?!?!? Is that a Spice Girls reference? What is this, 1997?

But to answer your question, nobody........because you don't really exist.



Now, back to business.

Mrtrebus, what would you do if you lived in Texas?

 

[mrtrebus]

Have you ever sucked dick for coke?

No. But I've snoogled for Cherry 7Up.

 

[mrtrebus]

Will E Worm has instructed me to read an Authorized King James Bible. Do you think this would be a good use of my time? :dunno:

Have you read the Bible?

Not all of it. But read it my son. & ye shall see.

When was the last time you were naked outside?

7:45am on St. Swithin's Day, 1967.

 

[gunslingingbird]

If a ram is a sheep, and an ass is donkey, then why is a ram in the ass called a goose?

 

[mrtrebus]

Is there a cheese so matured that it will never melt? (even in a nuclear explosion)

Of course not. Although as an aside American cheese is predominantly inedible.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Of course not. Although as an aside American cheese is predominantly inedible.

At least we have a cheese.

Is there even anything called British Cheese?

 

[mrtrebus]

At least we have a cheese.

Is there even anything called British Cheese?

Er, yeah! Just a few!! For gods sake you MUST have heard of Cheddar at least?!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_cheeses

 

[Jack Davenport]

But if it is so good, then why not call it British Cheese?

Maybe you are not confident in your cheese.

We Americans attach our national pride to our fucking cheese.

We say, American Cheese bitches!!!

You can like it or not, but we ain't hiding behind some name.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Is there anything so crazy delicious as Mr. Pibb and Red Vines?

 

[mrtrebus]

But if it is so good, then why not call it British Cheese?

Maybe you are not confident in your cheese.

We Americans attach our national pride to our fucking cheese.

We say, American Cheese bitches!!!

You can like it or not, but we ain't hiding behind some name.

Er, because there are so many different variants of British cheese it would be ludicrous to label it ALL simply British cheese. We are not hiding as many of them are named after the region they come from. & we are British we don't need to shout as loudly as we can to get attention, unlike you colonial types.
Your knowledge & appreciation of cheese is extremely poor.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Er, because there are so many different variants of British cheese it would be ludicrous to label it ALL simply British cheese. We are not hiding as many of them are named after the region they come from. & we are British we don't need to shout as loudly as we can to get attention, unlike you colonial types.
Your knowledge & appreciation of cheese is extremely poor.

Since you have so many great cheeses, certainly one was worthy to be deemed British Cheese!



Just sayin'

 

[mrtrebus]

Since you have so many great cheeses, certainly one was worthy to be deemed British Cheese!



Just sayin'

It would probably be Cheddar, the most popular British cheese that takes its rightful place at the centre of any cheese board. But as there are so many different types, as I said, its nonsensical to deem one British Cheese(!) No single type can typify the myriad variants of our fine & diverse cheeses.

What you call American cheese is that fuckawful processed stuff. I'd rather eat the wrapper! ukey:

 

[Jack Davenport]

You are actually correct about American Cheese.

But grow a pair you limey bastards!

Make Cheddar " British Cheese" then at least you can let the world know this is our shit bitches!

 

[mrtrebus]

You are actually correct about American Cheese.

But grow a pair you limey bastards!

Make Cheddar " British Cheese" then at least you can let the world know this is our shit bitches!

I've explained why we don't do that. Do I really have to go through it all again.
God knows why you deem it necessary for us to "grow a pair" whatever that means?!?
If growing a pair results in that shitty American cheese then I would rather not. . .I got news for you all!

 

[Jack Davenport]

mrtrebus seems upset.