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I'll have you know that I have my entire house already extremely well padded. Sometimes I forget why I did this, but I think it had something to do with me thinking that I was Kitty Pryde. I can't be your neighbor if you don't exist, remember? :facepalm:

If you could punch Bono or you could punch Bono, which would you choose?

while only wearing a snorkel and flippers in the middle of a public park, am I gay? :dunno:

Only if he paid.

Yes. But if I give a woman to a gay for a blowjob, am I a strapon? :dunno:

Proof that Michael Moore is a cartoon character.

Haha, that's cute. :D It's how you put side spin on the cue ball.

Yes. Where should we meet to stage this rape?

Thanks :hatsoff:

Haha, you're good at hangman.

You win a blowjob from yours truly. What time should I come over? Oh, and I owe you some rep because I couldn't stop laughing. :1orglaugh

Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

If I give you $5 dollars, will you kick me in the nuts?

That's like asking if pink lemonade tastes better than yellow lemonade.

Which one is the best to have a relationship with? I chose "your hand" for many reasons. 1. Your hand knows exactly what feels the best, and how to get you off quickest. 2. You don't have to worry about getting your hand pregnant or catching warts from it. 3. Your hand won't drag you to...

Who will be first to rule the world, Communists or NeoCons?

Re: whats your fetish? So what you're saying is that midget tossing gets you hot as well?

He might just be trying to keep you interested. He might actually want to have sex but acts like he isn't interested every once in awhile to make you want him more. And if thats the case, he is doing a good job because look how you're thinking about it lol. ....................nah, he's...

Can we feed Bono to the bonobos? Please????????

Ross Perot

Were you as disappointed with the butchered sequel as I was?

I'm sorry, but I'm not watching any porn that has a slut that was born with multiple cocks. :confused:

So what was your favorite pic of 2009, Chica?

This thread is g****** ******* r*********, but I'm glad ** ***'nt still talking a**** ******.

Sorry for my late response. The person who is dreaming that I/we exist dreamed that I was asleep. I clicked on the link and the image was blank.......what was it supposed to be figment Whimsy? Perhaps you just imagined you sent me an offensive image when in fact you never really sent me...

:sleep: This thread is SO 7pm today.

Gaydar

Re: whats your fetish? Midget tossing gets me pretty hot. http://pannikos.com/wp-content/uploads/s05_midgets_6.jpg

Thats like asking if pickle flavored sno-cones are good.

Thank you kind sir. :hatsoff:

It all depends on how many Communists and NeoCons are beheaded in the movie. If the count is high enough, not only will I go watch it.........I'll jerk off to it. :thumbsup:

You have officially made me a fan. :hatsoff:

Glad to see that there are still a few sexy OCSMs keeping this place interesting. :D

I thought he meant humans. :dunno: He didn't use enough * for the word you claimed. So, no, he didn't seriously use that word.........but you did. What does that say about you when that is the first word that came to your mind?

Thanks :)

This is a good theory, but I don't think it is accurate. Perhaps I am somebody else's dream? It would certainly explain the tap dancing leprechaun I saw earlier. Shit, I hope he doesn't wake up! :eek:

Nice! Do you have any large cell phone bills I can pay for you?

I forgot about some of these guys. I would facepalm myself if we had :facepalm: smilies by now. Is there anyone who wants to :facepalm: me? I'm too lazy to look one up right now.

I will take your advice and think critically and independently from now on. Come November, for the first time in my life I will vote. I will vote only Conservative just to spite you. Congrats HR, YOU finally converted somebody. :thumbsup:

Wow, I guess Carrot Top really has some game. I thought you'd go with the death option. :dunno:

My figment members aren't allowed to date my figment OCSMs. Its against the rules. :nono:

Or maybe even her "client." :dunno:

I will ask you the same question I asked Bree. If somebody was holding a gun to your head forcing you to have sex with one of the following, who would you choose? A. Rosie O'Donnell B. Carrot Top C. a midget dressed as a clown Also, what is your favorite horror movie?

I would start looking for the hidden camera.

I would, but St Louis doesn't exist. Meet me in my bathroom, you should already know where it is. Of course. I remember all 12,388 of my creations. Further proof that none of you really exist. A real person would have asked for $20.

My figments come up with such fun games! This thread is much more fun than figment Bree's thread. Oh, I've got another good one. If you had three wishes what would they be?

Well what are you? A gay fish?? :1orglaugh Damn UK wording, it doesn't have the same effect. :crash:

Har har! You know what I meant. :wave2:

Do you like fish sticks?

Silly figment! I decide what you feel. You have no power here! Now go play with some kittens, and not another word out of you.