Should Freeones start running their site like the American Government?

[sporty_carr]

I had an epiphany today. I think that the mods and team members work extra hard around here for us. So hard, in fact, that they should be making some extra money. I propose that Freeones start mandating a $1 monthly bill for all current members and future members of the forum. That way, the less fortunate (mods/team members) will have a little extra money for their time and service. However, if a member is not willing to pay the $1 bill, they will be charged a $10 fine and banned until the fine is paid. I think it's a great idea and I have my $1 ready.

All in favor?


(p.s. I'm just suggesting this for the benefit of the entire freeones community, because you obviously don't know what's best for yourselves.)

 

[PirateKing]

But then....it wouldn't be freeones.

 

[Hot Mega]

But then....it wouldn't be freeones.

Shhhh!:crash: You know these "epiphanies" only work if you ignore reason.

 

[sporty_carr]

But then....it wouldn't be freeones.

So I guess you're nay???

Well, so far, I have 5 pm's that are for the proposed bill.
We'll see how this turns out.

(p.s. If things go south on this I may have to bribe you later for your support. Just sayin.)

 

[PirateKing]

Shhhh!:crash: You know these "epiphanies" only work if you ignore reason.

I'm just going to pretend to be ignorant to the underlying intention of this thread.

 

[sporty_carr]

I'm just going to pretend to be ignorant to the underlying intention of this thread.

Perhaps you will change your mind once I introduce you to Mr. Snicker's bar. Mmmmmm, Yummy chocolate.
And it could all be yours for your support. :yummie:

C'mon, guy.

 

[BlueBalls]

No.

The fascistic nature of FreeOnes is good for everyone and in turn it points to the direction of which all major economic nations should be headed if they could just get over the failed idiotic notion that "freedom" actually exists.

The leader is good
The leader is great
We surrender our will
As of this date

 

[PirateKing]

Perhaps you will change your mind once I introduce you to Mr. Snicker's bar. Mmmmmm, Yummy chocolate.
And it could all be yours for your support. :yummie:

C'mon, guy.

Snickers? Bitch please.....I'm all about the Reeces peanut butter cups. PK is not swayed.

See this face? This is the face of adamant skepticism.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

If FreeOnes is run like the American Government, does that mean Petra's job is to stand around, make a lot of promises and let down her supporters left, right and centre?

Wait, that means Roald is Joe Biden... Course he has always kind of been FreeOnes' Joe Biden...

 

[PirateKing]

If FreeOnes is run like the American Government, does that mean Petra's job is to stand around, make a lot of promises and let down her supporters?

Oh snappity snap! Passive indirect diss! :1orglaugh

 

[gunslingingbird]

I thought the thread title said, "Should Freeones start running the American government?", to which my reply was gonna be, "YES!!!"

 

[question]

No way.

 

[jod0565]

Only if I get to buy a hooker with everyone's fee.

 

[Petra]

So I guess you're nay???

Well, so far, I have 5 pm's that are for the proposed bill.
We'll see how this turns out.

(p.s. If things go south on this I may have to bribe you later for your support. Just sayin.)

How do we really know that you got 5 PMs in support of the proposed bill? What about transparency!

If FreeOnes is run like the American Government, does that mean Petra's job is to stand around, make a lot of promises and let down her supporters left, right and centre?

Wait, that means Roald is Joe Biden... Course he has always kind of been FreeOnes' Joe Biden...

I think you have this confused...Roald's job is already to stand around and make promises that he can't keep while rolling the shit downhill for the blue collar workers to deal with.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Not even remotely funny.

 

[StanScratch]

Does this mean we have to accuse other sites of stowing away viruses, then attack them?

 

[Hot Mega]

How do we really know that you got 5 PMs in support of the proposed bill? What about transparency!



I think you have this confused...Roald's job is already to stand around and make promises that he can't keep while rolling the shit downhill for the blue collar workers to deal with.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Does this mean we have to accuse other sites of stowing away viruses, then attack them?

Then call it "Operation Google Freedom"?:rofl:

 

[Uppercut]

Worst analogy ever!

 

[Rey C.]

Does this mean we have to accuse other sites of stowing away viruses, then attack them?

Yeah, but we won't attack the ones who actually send the viruses. We'll attack the ones we have an old beef with. Say FreakDaddy's sends us a virus... well, we'll attack **************... and then we'll pay to rebuild the site after we destroy it. We'll call it the FreeOnes Doctrine.

FreeOnes will have to increase membership rates to launch these strikes and rebuild these sites. No one will complain about that. But if FreeOnes uses any of the money to encourage more girls to come here and show their goodies, there'll be rioting in the street. People will get all patriotic and start screaming, "Give me free porn, or give me death!" Sarah Palin will come and speak at their rallies (organized by Fox News). And for $10 a shot, she'll let people look up her dress while she's up on stage. In the mean time, porn production will be shifted to Mexico from California and Florida, in the interest of "free trade" - no one will complain about that either.

 

[StanScratch]

I say we send in a bunch of armed thugs to those other sites to straighten things out. You know, to piss on the satin sheets and rip apart the pillows - and call that progress.