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  1. Red Spyder

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    Comedians Who Reek Of Desperation

    Found the secret message there. So my decoder ring finally was useful, thanks!! :thumbsup:
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    30 year old virgin!

    doing everything you just mentioned :tongue:
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    Goodbye, and thanks for all the phish.

    This is probably what happened:
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    Religious ex adult movie stars

    Grrrrr!!! :cussing: Why didn't the pic I posted not appear? :cussing: Anyway, here's another one, and, yes, she does have a nice twat! And this is her story: http://www.scribd.com/doc/12214299/Erica-Rose-Campbell-shares-her-story
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    Religious ex adult movie stars

    Sure thing, buddy. I won't look at her pics anymore..... :tongue:
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    Beautiful boobs bouncing

    Doesn't matter what she does, it always seems she's bouncing :tongue:
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    The Cartoon Poll

    Archer!!!!
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    what would you do if...

    :cussing:
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    what would you do if...

    It depends what family member. If it was my mom, dad, brother, sister, aunts, uncles, grandparents, this would happen: :flaccid: But some of my cousins........ :rubbel: :tongue:
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    Poll: Who should be the next Bond girl ?

    I was going to say Catherine Zeta-Jones, but I think that old geezer Michael Douglas is already too lucky to have her, and now make her a Bond girl too? No. :tongue: Why not Zoidberg? (V) ( ;,,; ) (V) J/K, I meant, why not Princess Amidala herself, Natalie Portman? :dunno:
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    What music did your parent(s) listen to? Just a curio

    All I know about my dad is that he was an American hating commie. And for some reason he just loved Jose Feliciano..... :dunno:
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    Female CyberSex Partner wanted for 21yo man

    :wtf: These people :facepalm: I was just watching a documentary called "Whore's Glory". Very interesting. Part of it was filmed at the Reynosa boystown, where my (Borat impression) Number One Prostitute works. She wasn't in that documentary but others I've seen around were. One of them...
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    Religious ex adult movie stars

    God gave up on me a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago. I'm completely convinced about that. But in another subject, is it true that Erika Rose Campbell is now a regular church goer? I wonder what church, just so I can go visit it and spend the whole sermon staring at her undressing her with...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Just saw the trailer for Taken.....2 :wtf: Now, I know that the first Taken was good. Schindler was awesome in that one and kicked so much ass. But seeing that trailer for Taken II made me think "YOU LITTLE SLUT!! YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME THORUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN? FUCK...
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    WSJ: Mitt Romney's Policy Speech Too Vague

    And "hope" and/or "change" wasn't vague? :dunno:
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    Psychotic or Retarded?

    New word made up just for him: Retortic.... or would Psyctarded be better? :dunno:
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    What are you watching right now?

    Cowboys @ Giants. Slow game, 0 - 3 2nd quarter and 4:14 to go
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    Historical Nonfiction Books About Prostitution

    Reminds me of one of my favorite sayings: "Thank God for hookers, otherwise guys like me would never get any" Red Spyder :tongue:
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    What Are You Drinking Right Now?

    A double Margarita
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    Mitt Romney Becomes First GOP Nominee Since 1952 Not To Mention War

    It's all thanks to Obama. Since he was elected war was erradicated, the seas stopped rising, the sick got healed, there is no more unemployment, nerds have gotten laid, global warming was dealt a deathblow, hostile regimes have made peace, the economy is gangbusters, American children are the...
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    Dnc 2012

    Actually, why should I be scared? Are Obama followers going to hunt down everyone who voted against him? I thought they were tolerant persons. I mean, I did listen to it, and relistened to it, and wanted to make sure I did hear right, I mean, what did YOU hear? I did hear "the government is...
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    I may get banned for this but...

    Pics or it didn't happen!! :tongue: I guess the question is, did He do the deed or was he just hanging out with them? I mean, if you create life, and consider that life to be your children, would you have sex with it? But good question, though. If He, the Son of God, wasn't judgmental, why...
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    I took a dump and I liked it!

    But I guess the question everyone is forgeting to ask, did you kiss it and like it? :dunno:
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    I went to the theater today and saw "2016: Obama's America"

    The world is going to end on December 22 anyway so what me worry? :tongue:
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    Life-Long Learning - Student in his 108th Semester

    In Mexico City at UNAM they're called "fosils". All they do is occupy a place that would be taken by a student who really does intend to learn and move on. Some of them have been "students" since the early 70's. Good thing that Mexico's best university, the Tec de Monterrey, doesn't allow...
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    Best U.S President Of The Last 50 Years

    I'd say those who have aircraft carriers named after them: John F. Kennedy and Ronald Reagan. Too bad that Eisenhower was president over 50 years ago. The George H. W. Bush would be the only exception. Plus I think that it was proper for Jimmy Carter to have a sub named after him. He...
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    Dnc 2012

    "The government is the only thing WE ALL belong to". Must have been a Freudian slip, eh, comrades? :tongue: Reminds me of that Vonage commercial: "We AAAAALLLLLL bundle" Just to clarify. WE THE PEOPLE don't belong to the government. The government belongs to us, and only a Sith..... I...
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    Prostitution should it be legal?

    Yes!! That way I won't have to risk my neck going to Mexico in the middle of a drug war just to get laid. Plus, legalize it, regulate it to make sure no minors or anybody is involved against their will, so, no sex trafficking with heavy penalties for those who do get minors involved or are...
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    Greed and Debt: The True Story of Mitt Romney and Bain Capital

    What's the difference between GST Steel and Solyndra? When GST Stell went bankrupt, it was only a few people who paid for it out of their own pockets. When Solyndra went bankrupt, it was all of us who paid for it. Venture capital is a lot like being an oncologist, you get your seriously sick...
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    I thought the Liberals / Left were the compassionate, Live and Let Live, type.

    Okay, if you guys have any lib friends on Twitter, tell them to keep their fingers off their keyboard if they're both drunk and angry. Violent, hateful rhetoric doesn't look good for people who call themselves "tolerant" and "peaceful"...
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    How do you date women like Kayden Kross?

    Being a multimillionare helps. And, yes, squishies do work on the ladies. Those at the Kwik-E-Mart are awesome!
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    r.i.p Michael Clarke Duncan

    Sad news. He always seemed like an awesome guy, so full of life and joy and just about every role he played it seemed to me it would have been a riot working with him. He wil truly be missed. :(
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    wich version of Natalie Portman do you like the most ?

    The Professional version :lurk:
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    Wild ass guess for an ending: Walt driving around the car with the M-60 in the trunk. Goes out into the desert, stops the car, the engine is still running. Three trucks full of cartel guys arrive. Walt walks to the trunk, opens it. Journey's "Don't stop believing" comes on the radio. Fade...
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    Kim Ramsey's 100 Orgasms A Day: Nurse Describes How Fall Gave Her Rare Condition

    So, her car must smell like a fish market :dunno:
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    What are you not doing right now?

    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Red Spyder is :rubbel:
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    Well, we'll have The Walking Dead to hold us over until then, and from the previews it seems like it might be a more gory season than last season
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    The FreeOnelympics???

    I don't know about you, but in that bike event I can imagine a few people around here taking a bumpy road :tongue:
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    What are you not doing right now?

    Well, I'm not doing this tonight :rubbel: Again :tongue:
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    Okay........ So, Hank takes a dump, and what now? :dunno: Now, Walt has to run away because of that? :dunno: Does it mean that Hank will give him a headstart? Or will Walk have to "deal" with......? Okay, it started again, I'm rewatching it just for its equivalent of the "Godfather...
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    What are you watching right now?

    Just finished watching Breaking Bad...............HOLY SHIT, NOW I GOT TO WAIT 'TIL NEXT SUMMER? :cussing: But been watching some Walking Dead previews and it seems that they might make it up this season for all the zombies we didn't watch then. And for Dish Network subscribers...
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    What are you not doing right now?

    :spider: :spider: :spider: :spider: :spider:
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    A few days ago I was bored, went to visit a buddy of mine, his wife deciced "let's make it a movie night", we went to Redbox, ended up renting "Skyline"............... BAD!!! Of course, me and my bud made it kind of fun by MST3K'ing it. Good times, good times.
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    Smoking marijuana regularly as a teen may lower IQ scores as an adult

    And I did read another article that someone who DIDN'T use marihuana as a young person but did start smoking it later in life actually helped prevent or improve Alzheimer's. And, yup, it does explain a lot of members around here :tongue: (and libs, double :tongue:)
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    What are you not doing right now?

    I am not not drinking :dunno:
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