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  1. Red Spyder

    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    OOps!! I mean, SPOILER ALERT!! If you haven't been watching the best show on TV for the last couple of years, DO NOT READ MY POST!! Thanx.
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    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    It's been 3 days since I posted this, I don't think it's breaking news anymore. but keep the celebration going!! :partysml: :partysml: :partysml:
  3. Red Spyder

    Seriously, what the hell is wrong with Sir_Fartsalot?

    Lactose intolerance? :dunno: I used to have that problem until I changed to Lactaid. Then for some reason I just started adding pics to the bouncy boobies thread.
  4. Red Spyder

    Your favorite Megadeth song?

    Look at my location :tongue: That's why I chose it
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    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    But The Sopranos was AWESOME........... except for that WTF ending :dunno:
  6. Red Spyder

    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    ^ I was just thinking about changing my avatar to Gus' Face Off pic, but I guess I don't want to be a walking, posting spoiler for those people who haven't caught up to it.
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    Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, bitches!!!
  8. Red Spyder

    He touched 1000 boobies and got slapped only once.Welcome to Russia!!

    Kind of like this? :dunno: Story of my life
  9. Red Spyder

    Ball twistingly good blowjob!

    Golf ball through a garden hose.... :dunno:
  10. Red Spyder

    ** MORE BREAKING NEWS ** I don't care

    ^ That only affects white dudes. A Mexican's stomach is designed to handle it. It's in our genes.
  11. Red Spyder

    Goodbye, and thanks for all the phish.

    What a waste of perfectly good tacos! :cussing:
  12. Red Spyder

    ** MORE BREAKING NEWS ** I don't care

    ^ Well, I was constipated!! :cussing:
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    ^^ Yup, only SMALL messes............ :tongue:
  14. Red Spyder

    i will be leaving the board for a while

    Here's some sense of fun for this thread :tongue:
  15. Red Spyder

    First pic of Snooki's baby!

    Yeah, and don't pretend you didn't like it :tongue:
  16. Red Spyder

    Question about something wierd that happened - need your help!

    Seems that you might have broken a bone in there. That would be my best guess. You might need an open reduction, internal fixation. You can either go to a hospital and have them do it for you or if it's too expensive, you can do it yourself at home. It's a pretty straightforward procedure...
  17. Red Spyder

    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    I don't know what people saw in that show. I mean, I'm Mexican so did other Mexicans watch the show and point and say "at least we're not Italian Americans"? :dunno: I know not all Italian Americans are as superficial as this bunch. I mean, as a Mexican, if I were to watch a show about the...
  18. Red Spyder

    Clint Eastwood to speak at the Convention tonight.

    I don't know, but from stuff I've been reading online all day around the blogosphere (slow day at work, 3 day weekend, maybe off to some beach tomorrow) about libs critizicing "old" Clint's performance, it seems that his speech stung them B-A-D, and it stung Obummer especially bad, like stung by...
  19. Red Spyder

    Get well soon, Eddie!!

    So, he didn't look like zombie Bill Murray? :tongue:
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    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    Is Fear Factor back on or what? :dunno: I'd say they might be on their way to Dancing with the "Stars"
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    Clint Eastwood to speak at the Convention tonight.

    The empty chair representing the empty suit was a nice touch :thumbsup:
  22. Red Spyder

    Get well soon, Eddie!!

    So, Eddie Van Halen had emergency surgery for diverticulitis http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/eddie-van-halen-undergoes-emergency-surgery-postpones-tour-dates-2012308 I wonder what could have caused it? Could it have been those two burritos and a root beer float? :dunno...
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    ** MORE BREAKING NEWS ** I don't care

    ^ I think she's cute. As long as she gets herself some meds.
  25. Red Spyder

    Our FreeOnes good will ambassador

    What is "Bespredel"? :dunno: Anyway, I see Project Mayhem is alive and well. But this "pick a fight with a total stranger" homework is old. The last homework was set up all alarm clocks at Wal-Mart to go off at 3 in the morning. Though I see it's easier to pick fights in Russia. Must be...
  26. Red Spyder

    The pot of gold

    Must..........stop........Baconsalt..........joke........from coming.............out...........of my................brain..........
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    First pic of Snooki's baby!

    All right, I'll go hump your leg............. :tongue:
  28. Red Spyder

    White Men..........

    I've had interratial, she was Asian, and it was awesome! :thumbsup: She love me rong time!
  29. Red Spyder

    ***Breaking News***

    Don't tell anyone but it's actually our engagement :lovecoupl :tongue:
  30. Red Spyder

    i will be leaving the board for a while

    That's true, there's been a few people haven't seen post for a while and not even let us know they were leaving. I myself have stopped posting here and there for weeks, or one time I left for a couple of years a few months after I signed up, felt no need to say anything. It's not like I'm...
  31. Red Spyder

    Prenups

    ^ But at least it's "thinking". You should try it! :tongue:
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    :wtf: Sharing "what I did last weekend" pictures, Dirk? Okay, here's what I did. BEHOLD, my ostrich army minions!! The luchador mask is just a homage to my heiritage!
  33. Red Spyder

    Prenups

    Actually, love blinds you, feelings make you think with the wrong head, you're in love, you think it will last forever.....the divorce rate is what? So, yes, you might be madly in love right now but so were so many people who in a few years later will be going for each other's necks. Think...
  34. Red Spyder

    Courtney Stodden turns 18, is 'flooded' with porn offers

    For some reason, I now got this song stuck to my head
  35. Red Spyder

    Understanding American English

    In Texas we get a kick out of Bostonians saying "I went to the party and stayed there all night" .........it sounds like they said "I went to the POTTY and stayed there all night"
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    Prenups

    So, can I introduce you to a cousin of mine? (she needs a green card bad! :tongue:)
  37. Red Spyder

    ** MORE BREAKING NEWS ** I don't care

    You don't care? Well, I don' give a shit.
  38. Red Spyder

    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    Yup, the good old days.......
  39. Red Spyder

    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    So in other words, just like roaches, wherever you see one there's bound to be more around? :dunno:
  40. Red Spyder

    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    I think that idiot OP is overdoing it with the "***BREAKING NEWS***" crap :cussing:
  41. Red Spyder

    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    If you do, you're no longer young........... and, yes, I do remember
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    i will be leaving the board for a while

    squally will miss you
  43. Red Spyder

    Clint Eastwood to speak at the Convention tonight.

    Well, having a gun, knowing how to use, and not pissing his pants when using it would mean he's a conservative :tongue: I kid, I kid, before you start listing a bunch of libs who own guns or went to war and killed Hitler or something, IT'S A JOKE, the conservatives in the audience will get it...
  44. Red Spyder

    *** BREAKING NEWS *** Jersey Shore cancelled

    Finally!! Six seasons too long in my most humble opinion! Never saw an episode but if the people in that show really represent Italian Americans..... :facepalm: And I thought the mafia gave them a bad rep...... :douchebag: :douchebag...
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    GOP Convention

    fixed :tongue:
  46. Red Spyder

    Prenups

    1. If she's unfaithful, I don't have to pay alimony. 2. If I'm unfaithful, I will have to pay alimony. 3. Whatever each one brought into the marriage, gets to keep if the marriage is over. 4. Anything acquired by both people during the marriage will be divided equally. 5. She keeps the spoiled...
  47. Red Spyder

    Who thinks the city allows to many of the same Franchise??

    Yup, with that comment he persuaded me to shop there today. :tongue:
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