I took a dump and I liked it!

[gloyster]

I wasn't supposed to do it which made it all the more special. She lay sleeping while I ran to the bathroom, it smelled like roses, intil I sat down on the porcelain gift of god and unleashed hell fire.

Oh goostas!

She tried to lock me out of the bathroom out of fear, so I could never enjoy a good old fashioned banana split! fakain perfect.

How dare she tell me what to do with my bowels....you know how it goes.

 

[STDiva]

Oh.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Super.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

please flush when you leave this thread

 

[EggMcMoofin]

Was it sizzling and did it emit a sound like a heart beat? Did you give it a name?

 

[drf]

Was it sizzling and did it emit a sound like a heart beat? Did you give it a name?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hankey,_the_Christmas_Poo

 

[SabrinaDeep]

What a poost! You def know how to get a woman excited. Thank you.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Remember when this guy was funny?

 

[alexpnz]

How many wipes?

 

[gloyster]

That will teach her for cooking such a lovely meal.

 

[Skankfunk]

DAFUQ is this thread

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I dated this one gal and I didn't fart in front of her for 3 months. One day she lets out a little squeaker then calls attention to it like it was cute. I rubbed my chin then lifted my leg for 45 seconds. The relationship was never the same afterward. Just couldn't put that stinky Genie back in the bottle.

 

[DR. B]

 

[DP_LOVER]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Need to get down with some Turd Rubbin'. That's the shit.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turd+rubber

 

[D-rock]

It's all fun and games until the revenge rolls around.

 

[L3ggy]

Cool story, bro.

 

[gloyster]

She didn't see me the next morning, honest.

 

[Shifty]

Did dat watta splash back up on yo ass? :dunno:

 

[Red Spyder]

But I guess the question everyone is forgeting to ask, did you Kiss it and like it? :dunno: