30 year old virgin!

[freepr0n]

I'm about to turn 30 and yes, somehow I managed to stay a virgin! I'm just a normal dude, educated with a decent job, no funny business. I don't smoke (have in the past), don't drink (plenty of that in the past), and don't do drugs. How should I celebrate my birthday?

 

[Smallville22]

:love-smi: :nannerf1: :nannerf2: and artysml: arty:

 

[Red Spyder]

doing everything you just mentioned

:tongue:

 

[Homunculus2092]

With a hooker.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

With a hooker.

This.

 

[squallumz]

do some drugs.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Taking a leaf out of Jsmoothpa's book, I suggest a blowjob.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Go out with friends, pretend to be satisfied. Go home, slightly drunk. Masturbate, and cry yourself to sleep.

 

[Shifty]

Raiding.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Go out with friends, pretend to be satisfied. Go home, slightly drunk. Masturbate, and cry yourself to sleep.

That's what I'm gonna do on my birthday (which is on Sunday, by the way), minus the friends bit. I don't have any friends.

 

[lurkingdirk]

That's what I'm gonna do on my birthday (which is on Sunday, by the way), minus the friends bit. I don't have any friends.

Your Aunt Rena is in town. You know how she likes to cuddle.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Your Aunt Rena is in town. You know how she likes to cuddle.

My aunt who??? I'm not aware of having any relatives named Rena. Speaking of which, I heard Ronald had a hell of a time when Petra's Aunt Flo was in town last week. :eeew:

 

[freepr0n]

My friends have thinned out over the years, mostly due to relocation and marriage and stuff. But I never pretend to be satisfied and I never cry after masturbation! Why would anyone do that? Ok so most people would naturally say I should do all of the above, or just hire a hooker, etc. So let's say I give in and decides to have fun with a "pro". How do I make sure I'm not going to be the unluckiest first-timer and catch something I don't want if I want to do go wild with a pro sans the covering? Btw, if you're a porn star or a "pro" and is sympathetic to my situation and would be willing to offer me some advice, I'm all ears.

 

[lurkingdirk]

My friends have thinned out over the years, mostly due to relocation and marriage and stuff. But I never pretend to be satisfied and I never cry after masturbation! Why would anyone do that?

Ask gunslingingbird. He always cries when he cums.

No one knows why. I, however, suspect it's because he fears Petra's Aunt Flo.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Ask gunslingingbird. He always cries when he cums.

No one knows why. I, however, suspect it's because he fears Petra's Aunt Flo.

Don't look at me, man! The only thing I can be accused of thinning is the herd. :rubbel:

 

[DR. B]

depending where you're from, go to backpage.com and get a slut.

for example, I live in Venice, Italy and get my ho's from here: http://venezia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

 

[DJCowboy]

I spend every birthday night tossing salad...

 

[freepr0n]

depending where you're from, go to backpage.com and get a slut.

for example, I live in Venice, Italy and get my ho's from here: http://venezia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

I currently live on the West Coast in the States.

 

[Automate]

I will not help with your plans for celebration. You should already know what you want to do without anyone else telling you.

Instead I will say this: never ask anyone here for actual advice (though that should already have become painfully clear).

 

[gunslingingbird]

I currently live on the West Coast in the States.

http://www.myredbook.com

:hatsoff: