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So Roaldie is a virgin!!! :tongue:

Sure, a second Obama administration term will be awesome for free speech, right? And anyway.... A picture is worth 1000 words, so that's about 3000 up there. Reading, listening, watching libs telling all the awful things that conservatives "will do" is just like reading, listening or...

Who would have "thunk" that evolution was sooooooooooooooooooooooo tasty!! Just add the 12 spices :drool2:

That's the usual thing I hear about guys who do go the "mail order" route. To your "sloppy, fat, loud mouthed, liar, nasty" I'd also add "violent, ugly (nasty?)". But the thing is, that's usually the same kind of guy I see dating local girls around here. Us guys who aren't any of that usually...

To make yourselves feel like geniuses in comparison? :dunno:

It depends what I'm dreaming about. If I'm dreaming something about my family and some friends, it's in Spanish. If I'm dreaming about work or weird shit (Twin Peaks kind of weird shit), it's in English.

Any adult star? Because I'd say Rosie O'Donnell

It seems like a major hassle because of cost, expenses and red tape. I'd rather go over to Mexico. I got friends over there, can't hang out with them as much as back in the good old days, but I have met ladies through them, and I'm not talking about "working" ladies, but regular girls. Not...

Kind of like the guy and gal who made a deal. He told her "if you want sex but I'm not in the mood for it, I'll rub your left breast three times. If I want sex but you're not in the mood for it, you rub my cock about three hundred times" :tongue:

"Go fuck yourself" Yes, I"m drinking :drunk: Bitch, who she think she is not calling? :cussing:

The music can also be used for the .gif just above this post :tongue:

That's why it's a "dream gun". I did actually had a weird dream one time, that somehow I ended up owning an AA-12. And about the Para, good thing to know about the warranty for "original" owner. But I guess that means I can't go to a pawn shop and get one, right? :( Anyway, I've never seen...

But the cake is a lie :cussing:

Well, I already mentioned my dream pistol, the Para-Ordnance P-14 (if it's any good). But when it comes to long guns: Short range: the Hungarian AMD-65 http://www.hungariae.com/AMD65.htm Longer range: the HK G-3. Shotgun: the AA-12, of course. Submachine gun: the FN P-90. That is all.

Yeah, who does he think he is politicizing a foreign crisis? A Democrat? :tongue: 1. Bad economy 2. High unemployment 3. High gas prices 4. Withdrawing support from a pro-American dictator just to have that country taken over by muslim extremists. 5. Having said muslim extremists attack an...

Haven't seen it yet, but I'm already putting it into this list because I'm going to see it anyway: Resident Evil: Retribution

Getting ready for the next Tour de France I bet Lance Armstrong would have still beat all them Frenchies with that little bike :tongue:

^ Awesome gun! :thumbsup:

Hey, it's Ramius!

Feliz cumpleaños! for your gift, shall I put a bow on my cock? :tongue: By the way, just how.....Deep did that finger go up there?

Though I'm a huge supporter of the second amendment, the only reason I don't have my "dream gun" is because I'm a cheap bastard. I'd really like one of those Para Ordnance P-14's, preferebly a customized one, but two things: 1. the price, I see they're kind of expensive and 2. I read some...

Now you made me crave one of my egg, bacon AND cheese sandwishes. On buttered wheat bread. Though I usually make myself migas covered in granma's homemade hot sauce.

I would be tempted to say "yes, try it" but then again it might be a trap! They could have a strap on ready for any guys who dare them.

^ JOurney, why did it hav eto be jhourney? gfot to wahs out my ears!!!

tahnx for rep, and that's story fo me life......:drunk: salud!

what? tanx for rp.... I'm :drunk: sadlud compdre!

i was gonaa rpe for thanx but 4got references...:drunk: salud, compadre!

:hatsoff: for the playoffs rep Playoffs? Dont talk about playsoff!

ya, thanx for rep.....:drunk: salud!

again, and this time i'mma feeel it tomorrow morning :drunk::throwup:

Getting ready to watch the original "Hunger Games": BATTLE ROYALE I heard it was good, so I'll check it out on Netflix. :popcorn: and :beer:

^ Well, in that case, let's also go with a classic

Fixed :tongue:

Fixed :tongue: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boned

Which was probably the case, as this new Soccergirl is telling us. Which is probably the reason he/she/it hasn't posted since.... when? :dunno:

I was reading a thread in the funny section and somehow I got curious about something. Has there ever been a time when you couldn't walk straight for a few hours/days/weeks after having rough sex? And if so, how did you deal with that? Has that ever happened to any girl you know of? :dunno:

Now you peaked my curiosity. A question for the ladies, has there ever been a time when you couldn't walk straight for a few hours/days/weeks after having a rough sex scene? And if so, how did you deal with that? :dunno: I'm going to leave this question here in case any of the ladies see...

^ Exactly! I don't exist. I'm just a figment of your hallucination :D

Ah, what happened to the regular season? :dunno:

It think it's been a long time since he/she/it has posted here. Anyway, this is the internet so whatever anyone posts here about themselves I take it with a huge grain of salt. For example, I have a nagging suspicion that supadupafly up there IS NOT Groucho Marx. I have no evidence for that...

***SPOILER ALERT*** Do not click if you haven't gotten caught up to it. This is the uncut ending.... With Bacosalt as assistant producer :tongue:

Same here. He probably left during a time I was way too busy to post so when I came back I was surprised he was gone. I do remember him asking me a lot of details about the ladies in Mexico. He seemed kind of interested in taking a trip over there. Just hope he didn't end up in a barrel of...

^ Yes. Yes, it is. If you do slap a woman, you better have a gigantic dick, not just be a gigantic dick. Or just do it like Jack :tongue:

I'll make my vote after the swimsuit competition.

^ I guess Sam's reference is Google. If I were a bit less lazy right now, I'd google all those names in the picture, like for example, Solyndra. One of the reasons that I get kind of lazy at posting in the politics section is that being a conservative I know I have to look for references and...

Does anybody here really believe that Bill Clinton is going to actually vote FOR Obama? There is real hate between those two guys, despite the Academy Award worthy performance Bubba had in his speech. I really don't understand why the polls got Obummer and Mr. Mittens close (regardless of...