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The contest is over! We had almost 100 people enter, but only 40 got all the answers correct!! Of the 40, I have a total of 9 winners for 3 one month memberships, 3 t-shirts, and 3 tank tops! The winners, who are listed below, will get to PM me with which prize they prefer. First come, first...

Unless the owner of this car will only drive it around his block, where I live and in the suburbs, the 5-0 will probably stop this car a few times in a day. I see it happen all of the time with similar customized automobiles.

Amber Rose is so hot!!! Man, if I were kicking it with her, you would need to surgically remove my dick from her snatch!!! That's some 24/7 pussy right there! :nannerf1:

You should consider an Olympus PEN E-PM2. It's an excellent digital camera that is very durable and can also shoot HD video as well. Here is a link for you; http://www.getolympus.com/us/en/digitalcameras/pen-omd/e-pm2.html

I'm going to guess that this is going to be a very long road to your porn stardom... along the way, please don't get your ass kicked by husbands and boyfriends and everything else in between. Have you considered a wing-man for this journey of yours?

Shit, this is Southern California where the police ambush and shoot two innocent Mexican women sitting in their truck while on the man hunt for ex-cop Christopher Dorner. What makes you think they won't shoot a dog? LAPD/LA County Police are known to be trigger happy, shoot first, ask questions...

Such total bs. I've seen skimpier bikinis on women here in Chicago @ North Ave Beach. :crash:

It takes one to know one... amirite?

Sometimes when I visit a friend's house, I'll go to the bathroom and on those rare occasions the urge to take a dump disintegrates whenever I discover shit speckles in the toilet bowl... :eek:

Ah fuck it, might as well go now. Goodbye everyone, I wish you all the best. Some Freeones Déjà vu? :facepalm:

If this happens to you again, another alternative for you to consider is to become a Eunuch. Why go through life with the occasional bleeding penis? :dunno: :suicide:

7500 posts and still counting GSB! I've visited both Montreal and Toronto and I really enjoyed my time there in Canada. Both cities are beautiful with great local culture. Besides, Canadian chicks are pretty hot as well. :thumbsup::yesyes:

I wonder if Gianna Michaels misses her old tits...? :boobies:

R.I.P James... :angel1: One of my favorite movies he did was Get Shorty.

No dirty talk here, usually they are wearing some type of large black leather ball gag... words are mute to me. :cool:

I always get my "stuff" from my childhood friend Vinny through his family connections back on the east coast. 'Nuff said.

Really??? You are that disturbed by what some random asshole member of a porn forum has written in his signature that you needed to create a thread to address this??? Vagisil Victim and Co. can spew whatever bullshit that is allowed here, and the end results are all the same... they are as...

why did I click on this fucking thread...????? :brick:

:facepalm:... so you enjoy sucking on cock? :dunno:

Thank you kind sir for the rep. :glugglug: :hatsoff:

:computer: -----> :wave: -----> :hatsoff:

Thank you kind sir for the rep. :glugglug: :hatsoff:

These are all great songs, but My Generation is my favorite recording from The Who. :thumbsup:

Do you have anything in queue involving crotchless pantyhose or stockings? :)

Hey dicktard, are you a total asswipe on that other ********** forum as well with your incessant questions? :dunno: :dickhead::dickhead::dickhead:

Thank you kind sir for the rep. :glugglug: :hatsoff:

:rubbel::banger::rubbel::banger::rubbel::banger:

All I have to say to the nonbelievers; Vaya con Dios, amigos... :angel1:

No preference at all for the most part...I definitely won't fuck a midget. As long as she is a biological female with nice big tits and a vagina, then I'm good as gold. :thumbsup:

There are some cool bars in Sherman Oaks and Encino on Ventura Blvd. There's also a great Mexican restaurant in Reseda.

Re: Best Pornstar Vines :cool:

We had different cliques in HS. The preppies wore boat shoes and polo shirts. The jocks always wore their varsity jackets/jerseys and jeans. The burnouts always wore their black suede shoes, blue jeans, and some type of rock shirt... I was into House music and hip hop so I basically wore jeans...

Another Skrillex wannabe... :facepalm:

Yes, it's small compared to mine. :thefinger

I adjusted your ignorant fucking statement. :facepalm:

:dickhead: :picardfacepalm: You fucking dickweed! :thefinger:thefinger:thefinger

I think he is referring to those spunky Mexican cartel videos you can find in the bowels of the interwebz. :lurk:

Sorry to hear about your Urinary incontinence. That cock of yours must have some serious hard mileage... :flaccid:

El Gran Motherfuckero. :hatsoff:

Wow! This fucking scum deserves at least 3 months in jail for putting other peoples lives at risk, and knowingly altering his medical test to continue working... how low can someone go?

He came in from planet (xxx)porntalk to post this amazing article of a thread... with a strong fetish for all things morbid. :thefinger

I had a dream that I was Morgan Freeman and I was fucking the shit out of Jennifer Lopez's luscious ass with my black mamba. definitely weird.

The House on Haunted Hill (1999) is such a giant piece of dog shit of a movie... similar to the many trolls that roam here. :baconsalt: :thefinger

My favorite amusement park is Cedar Point in Ohio, with plans to go in late August before the season ends to beat the crowds. Also, The Great America in Gurnee, IL removed the Iron Wolf rollercoaster, which was a favorite of mine. Bummer. :crying:

fixed. :hatsoff:

A simple Avocado salad: Ingredients 2 ripe avocados 3 vine-ripe tomatoes 1/2 sweet onion, sliced Chopped cilantro, about 2 tablespoons 2 limes Coarse salt Extra virgin oil, for drizzling Directions Cut avocados in half, working around the pit. Separate the 2 halves. Remove pit and scoop out...

#3 fo' shizzle!

I would glady rub out a gallon of jizz watching your mom in this scene you lame fucktard ! :thumbsup: http://www.efukt.com/21056_The_Harlem_Struggle.html :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel:

Just imagine who's job it is to unload the passengers... WOW! :eek:

fixed.