What's Your Luchador Name?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If you were a Mexican Wrestler what would you name yourself? I'd call myself El Gringo Borracho, a Rudo that uses whiskey bottles as foreign objects and appears horribly drunk in the ring especially when cutting promos. Staggers and falls down everywhere but you never get the 1-2-3. Finishing Move is The F502 and it's always botched intentionally.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Sr. Pedo Mantequilla.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I would call myself El Guante De Rosa, a flamboyant technio in a fetching glittery outfit that would take aim at all the rudos and accuse them of not wanting to touch me because they were homophobic. At the opening bell I would march across the ring and slap them around the face with a pink gauntlet I was holding in my hand (as opposed to actually wearing). For my finish I would pull my opponents tights down and while they scrambled to get them back up, do some convoluted roll up. Well, being Mexico, probably a handspring slingshot armdrag, then a roll up.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Mine means "Mr. Fart Butter."

 

[Sicario]

El Gran Motherfuckero. :hatsoff:

 

[feller469]

Chupacabra

 

[Sam Fisher]

"Lazy fucker sitting under a sombrero"

 

[L3ggy]

Mine would obviously be El Lobo, The Wolf. I found a Mexican Wrestler Name Generator, and I'm Astronauta Picante, the Spicy Astronaut.

http://gangstaname.com/names/mexican_wrestler

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Chupacabra

:1orglaugh do you know what chupacabra means?

mine would be el loco diablo

 

[luis1972]

Triturador