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  1. Ace Bandage

    Is anyone here following the 2012 Consumer Electronics Show?

    I know that Alex Morgan was there. That's the extent of my interest. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkc8uMTe01qlr1lno1_500.jpg
  2. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Good point. Drew fucking Carey... :facepalm:
  3. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    So Edge and the Horsemen are going to be inducted (and take 2nd billing) the same year as the Great One? Doesn't Rock have to be the #1 inductee in his hometown?
  4. Ace Bandage

    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    I've never had a problem with DOA. We've always gotten along fine. :dunno: Also, his signature is fucking awesome. The guy who made it must be fucking awesome too...
  5. Ace Bandage

    When eating out a girl, do you...

    So... where do I go to volunteer for that job?
  6. Ace Bandage

    Can't Log In To Girls Do Porn

    If their server is legitimately down, then you're not not going to get a confirmation e-mail because they probably can't process any purchase requests right now. Wait a day or so and see if anything changes. If you can access the webpage, there's generally a link somewhere on there to contact...
  7. Ace Bandage

    A practice in the ancient art of sex!

    You couldn't even go two full sentences in a fantasy story without bringing up race. :facepalm: Oh, and just in case you didn't see this: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?574789-they-all-told-me-I-couldn-t-do-it-but-I-did-it-%28mandatory-pics%29&p=6376268&viewfull=1#post6376268
  8. Ace Bandage

    Who do you want to see naked in 2012?

    Being sentimental and idealistic sounds like way too much work. Maybe I'll just roofie her instead... And everybody loves to **** the Cubs. What's new?
  9. Ace Bandage

    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    Jb2stN7kH28&ob Heard it on the way to work, and I was singing it all goddamn day. :o
  10. Ace Bandage

    Lionel Messi wins the Ballon D'or 2011

    If more Americans watched Lionel Messi and Barca play, there would be a helluva lot more fans of the sport over here. He's just plain fun to watch. Truly a man among boys on the pitch.
  11. Ace Bandage

    Who do you want to see naked in 2012?

    Kaley Cuoco for sure. I would curb stomp babies to see that.
  12. Ace Bandage

    Playboy wants Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez

    Get Kaley Cuoco to pose, and I'd be interested. Hell, I'd have season tickets for that.
  13. Ace Bandage

    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    By that, I hope you mean Boilermaker basketball. Because if you mean Indiana Hoosiers basketball, then I'm afraid we're going to have to be mortal enemies.
  14. Ace Bandage

    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    Awesome. You're doing my work for me. I'll send over some lasagna to thank you. :hatsoff: Yes, for sure. You should probably just leave the board altogether.
  15. Ace Bandage

    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    Bitch, Andronicus is rude all the fucking time. :mad: I've never seen you before though. So which user name did you used to be?
  16. Ace Bandage

    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    I'm the president of the welcoming committee here. I love new members! :hatsoff:
  17. Ace Bandage

    Your GIF of the year?

    :facepalm: JPEG files don't animate, Scooter. Try posting a GIF instead. You know, the file format listed in the thread title. Just spitballin' here... Also, since you're not supposed to attach images after the initial post, why don't you host it elsewhere and then post a link here. That way...
  18. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    I root for the Colts, Cubs, Pacers, Blackhawks, and Boilermakers. It doesn't get any more regional than that. Christ, I wish I was a bandwagon fan. I would probably have seen more than 2 fucking championship seasons from my favorite teams by now. :mad:
  19. Ace Bandage

    they all told me I couldn't do it, but I did it (mandatory pics)

    Seriously. Or just come back whenever you've conquered your feelings of inadequacy. I'm pretty fucking sure, that's not going to happen. But I must say, I wouldn't be surprised if Revamp was an 18 year-old White guy living in Nebraska who posed as an Indian male just to stir up **** on a forum...
  20. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Awesome defense. Yeah, I guess I was right. Pittsburgh really wasn't interested in winning. :mad: Oh well, looks I know who I'm rooting against next week...
  21. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    I'm starting to seriously doubt whether or not Pittsburgh wants to win the game. They've played sloppy football all day long, and just had one of the worst two minute drives in the history of man. Boy, Jesus has struggled at QB today. I would expect the savior to complete more than 45% of his...
  22. Ace Bandage

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Really? That's what you came up with? You just took the same argument I made and tried to use it on me. Are you fucking retarded? :facepalm: You can't even insult people properly without stealing their arguments. Get the fuck out of here. Why would I need to go elsewhere to find insults for...
  23. Ace Bandage

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Hey, Sam, here's an idea: if you don't have anything interesting or important to talk about, don't make a fucking thread. All of your fucking garbage threads are clogging up the main page, and there's no reason for that. Why don't you do us all a favor and quit fucking posting here? Nobody takes...
  24. Ace Bandage

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    I've been ****** twice by that dumbass twat Georges, and I'm still here. The first time I was ****** for telling M12 that he wasn't behaving like a moderator after he made a personal ****** on me. The second time was for insulting some fucking useless new members who don't even post here any more.
  25. Ace Bandage

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    If the post was offensive enough or ******** the board rules, it could have been deleted. That would explain why it wouldn't show up in the posting history. Diva is definitely one of my favorite posters as well. I hope it's just a temporary ban.
  26. Ace Bandage

    Tiger Woods’ ex-wife bulldozes $12 million home

    Bitches be crazy. Remember that.
  27. Ace Bandage

    Hondatard

    Funny, I think most of use feel the same way about you.
  28. Ace Bandage

    Dave_Rhino...

    For those who don't know who he is, Spleen was one of my more favorite members when I first joined. Unfortunately, he hasn't been a regular poster for awhile now. He's a helluva lot better than all of the new people we've had recently, IMO. (I've never heard of Dave_Rhino though)
  29. Ace Bandage

    What pisses you off?

    People who sign their posts with their user name. Yeah, fucktard, we know who posted it because your user name is directly to the left. :mad: This is why my car needs a hood mounted rocket launcher. Those people would be shot, along with the morons who drive under the speed limit in the left lane.
  30. Ace Bandage

    Durango High School Senior's Photo Yanked From Yearbook For Controversial Attire

    There's no way that photo would make it into our yearbook either. Not saying it's right either way, just stating a fact.
  31. Ace Bandage

    Thank you to all the Voters for OCSM December!

    That is fucking awesome! :1orglaugh The only way that could be any better is if the picture growled my name in a deep voice when I clicked on it. You rock, bb! :D
  32. Ace Bandage

    We have WINNING TICKETS for the FreeOnes Holiday Raffle!

    So... I didn't win? :dunno: The fact that I did not purchase tickets should not preclude me from winning prizes. That's ractist! :mad:
  33. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    I just changed my signature today. You don't like it? I think Heather Knox is pretty good looking. :(
  34. Ace Bandage

    The woman with the "ultimate beauty" (pic)

    The ultimate perfect female has already been identified. She appears posted below: (click to enlarge)
  35. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    0/10 No image, GTFO!
  36. Ace Bandage

    Absolutely! :thumbsup: That will be fucking epic.

    Absolutely! :thumbsup: That will be fucking epic.
  37. Ace Bandage

    This Sunday...

    When the Steelers beat the Broncos on Sunday, it means that your god prefers rapists to overbearing douche bags. Remember that.
  38. Ace Bandage

    Hey Now

    I didn't read your post because it was too goddamn long. Write less or summarize, I don't have the patience for bullshit. On a related note, the thread title caused me to start singing: :sing: Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get...
  39. Ace Bandage

    Best hangover cure?

    Before going to be bed, eat a meal, and ***** large amounts of water. Seriously, this works for me about 90% of the time. A Denny's grand slam and ten glasses of water have prevented many a hangover morning for this guy. :thumbsup:
  40. Ace Bandage

    Fair and Balanced? Yeah right!

    You've already been served, ***. The thread might as well be closed now. You have nothing relevant to add. [/thread]
  41. Ace Bandage

    Fair and Balanced? Yeah right!

    I love how every time Sam tries to start even a remotely controversial topic (attention whore much?), he is immediately shot down and then crashes and burns within ten posts. Awesome. Keep swinging, Charlie, maybe you'll give 'em a cold. :1orglaugh
  42. Ace Bandage

    Site stability issues. Please Read

    Yeah, I guess we could go with that. But even if his little baby dick got any smaller, I still don't think anybody would notice. Wait, wait... you haven't posted a picture either. So tits or GTFO!
  43. Ace Bandage

    really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can reply on

    Re: really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can repl :facepalm: Welcome to the party. You're about six weeks late for the prom.
  44. Ace Bandage

    Your December OCSM of the Month is Spexy Ashleigh!!

    Fuckin' awesome! Congrats, Spexy. Certainly very well deserved. :D :hatsoff:
  45. Ace Bandage

    Feedback on new site

    Side note: I need a ruling on whether or not it's too soon to parlay the OP's user name into a tasteless Chris Benoit joke. Thoughts?
  46. Ace Bandage

    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    Sweet Jebus, why does Clemson even bother putting a defense on the field? :facepalm: WVU is embarrassing them right now. Somebody needs to give the Tigers a white flag. Otherwise, the Mountaineers might put up ninety before the game is over.
  47. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    3/10 And that's being generous.
  48. Ace Bandage

    What was the 1st hardcore porn movie you saw?

    Pretty sure it was something with Briana Banks that I downloaded when I was in middle school.
  49. Ace Bandage

    2011/2012 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Yeah... but it was at the Kohl Center. If you have timing issues on your own home court, you sort of deserve to be fucked over.
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