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I thought that Good Will Hunting had an excellent plot for a pornographic film.

If it's peeling, you're not moisturizing enough. I don't remember any of mine itching, but I'm also a badass. That's not to say that you aren't... :D BTW, pic of the tattoo, or it didn't happen.

I agree. I say we cut it down to ten using naked pillow fights and oil wrestling in an elimination style tournament bracket. Get all the girls together and see who wins.

I miss Trebus as well. :( I'm relatively certain he hated me... but it was a loving sort of ****. Also, best avatar. Ever.

I've always wanted a personal hover car... :dunno:

Sam I Am, bro! Where did you go, and how did you not know?

Yes, this for sure. We didn't even really celebrate this year. No flowers, cards, or candy, but I cooked dinner, and we watched season four of The Big Bang Theory while ******** hot chocolate. I even got lucky at the end of the night. #winning

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big *******.

Switch that to Rightist/Conservative and you're describing yourself. Funny how that works. :hatsoff: (And once again, way to take an impartial, neutral stance. I suppose it's not flaming if its done by a moderator... )

The Big Bang Theory seasons 1-4 bundle on eBay for $53.04.

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Okay, the prequels I'll give you. But by making a blanket statement like LOTR>Star Wars are you saying that one of the LOTR movies is better than The Empire Strikes Back? Because if that's the case, we may have to throw down in fisticuffs...

E_QW63tmTuc 90YZV-w0AX0 rFyoOT_7LQY ^^ This one solely for the eye candy. I really heart Alex Morgan. :lovecoupl

Find a tall bridge, pal. That's blasphemy.

Tiger Woods will win a major this year. Take that to the bank.

A year ago, I would have agreed with you. With every day that passes now, I become more and more okay with the fact that he won't be a Colt next year. We had to move on eventually, and now seems like a great time. I'm already looking forward to free agency and the next season. We'll have 28...

4, 5, and 6 were the best films of the franchise by far (5>4>6). Fact. The prequel trilogy films were each better than their predecessor in terms of quality (3>2>1). However, all three sucked ass. Fact.

(cont.) If you don't feel that you can contribute to the thread in a positive manner, then don't fucking contribute. I don't want any more of your babbling bullshit in there. People whined and bitched and moaned when there wasn't going to be a SOTW this year, and that's the reason I stepped up...

If you ever feel like calling me out again, feel free to do so on my visitor page. I will not be responding to you in the contest thread because that's not what it's there for. And to answer your complaints: I don't give a fuck. I couldn't possibly know every signature that's won previously...

I remember how a few weeks ago you hardly posted here anymore. My, how I long for those days...

Alex Morgan in body paint here... Yes, I believe we have a winner.

Re: Whitney Houston Death Video U mad, bro? No need to get all butt hurt over it...

I would play for my favorite teams. Which have now been posted here several times thanks to Sam and his copycat threads. Blackhawks, Colts, Cubs, and Pacers.

Re: Whitney Houston Death Video You made a fucking account here to post that fucking garbage. That was not actual death footage which would have been removed by YouTube as soon as it was posted. That was a poorly made tribute video for a very unworthy person. Nice bait and switch with the title...

I proposed to one of my exes by a beautiful waterfall. Miserable fucking bitch... :mad:

I may not be able to reach the bottom of a can of Spam with my dick, but I can bust the sides out.

I follow a few people, mainly athletes, IndyCar drivers, and Mike Birbiglia. I'm not pretentious enough to start tweeting on my own yet, I just read what other people post.

It's not tiny, it's fun sized. :(

I'm not totally certain, but I think there's a scene like the one you described near the end of Good Will Hunting. Could be wrong though... that happened once.

Who the fuck is this guy? :dunno: I mean this Dirk character... does he post here often? I've never heard of him. Seems like a giant douche though...

4 I'm the East German judge who is not easily impressed.

"You're with me, Leather." Any Deadspin reader will get it right away. If not, fuck off... or Google it. Personally, I cannot stand Berman. It just wears me out listening to him. I do not find him humorous in the least. All he does is call out ridiculous nicknames, rhyme words with fumble...

You know... we have a forum for questions like that. http://board.freeones.com/forumdisplay.php?135-Shemale-Talk We like to keep the two places separate, lest we get cooties. You're better off asking your question over there.

Au contraire, mon frère: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?568799-The-Almost-Anything-Goes-Thread-%28read-the-rule-before-posting%29&p=6374816&viewfull=1#post6374816 :hatsoff:

Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS People not knowing that the war wasn't over after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!

Awesome, hookers and ******* for everyone! Congrats!

*** wins/10 Though I think removing the battery and confiscating the charger would have been more economically viable, you can't argue with the rest of his behavior. Some **** today need a swift boot up their ass to make sure they stay in line. This sense of self-entitlement is one of my many...

No, I don't. Sorry. I was probably just being a dickhead though. I'm pretty good at that. :dunno:

Is the fact that he's been dead for almost eighteen years supposed to weigh in our decision? I think he's a little past his prime now...

:confused: Why would I give a fuck if someone was being racist?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cool-story-bro :hatsoff:

Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS Okay, if you want it to stand for scout sniper, that's fine. But guess what, when people see those stylized sig runes, they think Schutzstaffel. So that means that you have to change your font. If you had a...

Sigh. Again, I'm a Conservative. I don't find bashing President Bush any funnier than you do. Cool story, bro is sarcasm. It is never meant to be taken as a compliment. I'm not two faced. The thread you posted above is an NHL related thread. I watch hockey whenever I get the chance. We shared...

I have just as much a right to post meaningless, worthless bullshit as you do. This is me exercising said right in your thread.

I keep a few token Black friends around in order to give the appearance that I'm not racist. But it's all a ruse.

:facepalm: I would have suggested posting these in the funny pictures thread... but, you know, they're just not funny. Editing press conference footage for provocative results is not entertaining. It is, like most of your threads, quite tiresome.

Sorry, but that word does not require a hyphen. Yes, I'm a huge nerd. :facepalm: This is the one inexplicable part of your posts that I never understand. I get that you tell like it is and that you're a real girl, and various other clichés that I can't think of, but why are you always insulting...

Good & Plenty - the fuck is that **** about? Now and Later - taffy that tastes like plastic. Peeps - marshmallow nastiness. My ****** insisted on giving me these on Easter. I always traded them with my ******* for his Cadbury Eggs. #winning

200? :surprise: How is that fucker still alive? What's his secret? He also hasn't put out any new works lately... what gives?

Sadly, he's as good as gone. I'll still root for him wherever he ends up, but the Colts have to draft Andrew Luck. The best way to get experience for a young QB is to play him right away. Peyton is a great example of that. Anyone saying that he's going to an NFC team is mistaken. He's not going...