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I didn't know Deep Impact and Super Mario Brothers were options for prizes. I'd like various amounts of red, green, and blue tickets.

8/10 The eyes opening is like something out of The Exorcist...

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Trust me, nobody would have a problem with you posting boobs on here. And if they did, I would ***** them. And it was just an innocent suggestion from one humble member. :angels: But remember: every time someone doesn't pictures of boobs, the terrorists win.

Good use of demonstrative pronouns, guys. I'm proud of ya... :D

I'm more interested in the conspiracy that has people believing that Tim Tebow is a legitimate starting quarterback in the NFL... :facepalm: I swear to Xenu, if we have to have this argument on here again, I'm going to find your house and drop kick you in the dick. :mad:

Sara Jean Underwood That is all. (I might settle for Bethanie Badertscher.)

If somebody enters your home by *****, and shows malicious intent towards you or your ********, you're definitely justified in defending yourself. As far as I'm concerned, he got what he deserved.

Even if you win an argument, you're still going to lose in the long run. Women are soulless, evil creatures that do not forgive or forget past transgressions. It's much easier to say, "You're right, honey," and move one. Even if you don't agree with her crazy, bat **** arguments, you're still...

Re: really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can repl Nobody gives a flying French fuck who the fucking girl is. This is probably because she just isn't really that good looking (you have horrendously poor taste in women). There are literally millions (and...

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Well, I made my own gifs. :o I don't always have time for that. Luckily, I've done nothing today but ***** orange juice, take cold medicine, cough uncontrollably, and watch reruns of The Big Bang Theory. I love head colds and sinus infections. High five.

I hear they're going to be putting the shops up in all of the old KFCs... :D I'm wholeheartedly against legalization, but it's not really something I feel like arguing about on the boards. Again.

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He's only impressed by boobs. Like a picture of boobs. Like if you posted a picture and your boobs were out. Yeah, I think that's the answer. I tried to be as subtle as possible... :D

I'm glad I still have my Norton Anthology of American Literature because everywhere I saw this poem reproduced on the Internet, the original punctuation and capitalization had been altered. So, I typed it out myself. Yes, I agree, I'm a huge nerd.

Just so we're clear then, you want to take Tennessee's *** laws and make them applicable in New York? Isn't that your big issue here? I'm not sure if you're aware, but the crime and ****** rate in Tennessee is significantly lower than the crime and ****** rate in New York. Thus, in the Big...

Yep, every day about fifteen minutes after I get to school. After I've had my morning coffee on the driver over, it's pretty much a ticking time bomb. **** threads, Jod? Shall we start calling you Baconsalt? :D

Yep, that's the end of this thread. *** laws differ from state to state. Plan accordingly.

The last ditch effort of a desperate man: change the subject. Side note: :1orglaugh You think you're the first person here to point out that the Cubs are awful? I've heard that my whole life. It's much easier to be a fan of a team that's winning championships than it is to be a fan of a team...

I seem to remember another member from quite a few months ago who posted some really stupid bullshit and said it was backed up by experts. To prove his points, he was always imploring his fellow members to watch videos or read lengthy documents that were purported to back his claims. Similarly...

Is there any way we can blame this on Obama? Or the metric system? I'd feel better about this if we had a scapegoat.

Orange juice, lots of orange juice. Best cold remedy, FTW!

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No, I got back from Louisville yesterday. We only stayed the night for New Year's and then came back home the next morning. I went to my *******'s to watch the Rose Bowl and cook out today (yes, he grilled in this weather), but that's only a three minute drive. Other than that, I didn't go...

This thread has derailed, crashed into an orphanage, burst into flames, and ****** all passengers aboard plus hundreds of innocent ********. :facepalm: Yeah, why u no fist asshole, bb? :(

Grilling out at my *******'s house and watching college football with the guys. We're having pork chops, chicken, various side dishes, and lots of ****.

Olivia Wilde wins this poll. And she would win every other fucking poll you put her in, even if the other options were water or oxygen.

I **** her music. That's what's so infuriating about having that goddamn song stuck in my head. It's not even a good song, it's just fucking catchy. And I heard it in literally every bar I went to on New Year's Eve.

This song has been stuck in my head since New Year's. I must have heard it thirty times that night. :mad: KlyXNRrsk4A

Let's see, I woke up at noon. I've thrown up twice today. All that I've had to eat is one pop-tart. But I had a helluva fucking time last night. Nobody I was with got lost, shot, stabbed, or otherwise harmed. We all made it back to the hotel and everybody got home safely this afternoon. So...

This was added a long time ago... in a galaxy far, far away. Seriously though, Hayden's on mine too, and I bought them all shortly after Revenge of the Sith was released on DVD. Luckily, Han still shoots first.

Because I don't think the contest should hinge on who can post the most pictures? We all have different opinions, but you don't see me making personal attacks on people who disagree with me.

Also on Nikki Nova's page: :1orglaugh What's with all of the obsession over IR? That's sort of clever... I guess.

I bet she's going to miss having boobs once her little tennis career is over. Cause let me tell ya, her face sure as fuck isn't going to bring her any male attention. She reduced her best attribute. What a shame...

Why the fuck would you spend money on rockets tonight? Is that what people in the rest of the world are doing? What a miserable fucking life. I live in 'Merica so I'll be ******** all of my money tonight. $80 ticket for five of the bars on the strip. All you can ***** from about 9-3. I plan on...

Poverty thresholds are always per year. :facepalm: If $11,000 a month is on the poverty line, then $132,000 (12 months x $11,000) for the year is also on the poverty line. If you can't get by on $132,000 a year, you should be probably just be taken out back and shot.

Indeed, the Dude abides.

I wouldn't have anything that bad to say about you. :D

Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, fuzzball. When I'm right, I'll be the first saying, "I told you so."

Poor people are a fucking ********. Get a job, Mr. Lebowski!

Awesome. So my warning came from a guy who doesn't really understand English. Well, I wouldn't let that inhibit your ability to be a moderator....

Indianapolis Colts - 2006 Chicago Cubs - 1908 Chicago Blackhawks - 2009 Indiana Pacers - 1973, and that was in the old ABA. We've yet to win an NBA title. As I've stated before, I would have gladly traded the Colts Super Bowl win and the Blackhawks Stanley Cup title for a Chicago Cubs World...

Fail/10 Why don't you go run a few laps around your house or something until you can figure out how to make a post that doesn't include links to a ****** site. :facepalm:

My ex and I still fooled around for awhile after we both moved on and dated other people. It was just sex and watching Law and Order SVU, nothing else. Maybe dinner occasionally, but no strings attached. That worked great for a few months. Then she moved to Oregon. Sad face.

Bars are four miles from our hotel and they're running a shuttle all night long. #winning That is a great idea though. Most of the cab services here run for free tonight if you call them and tell them that you're too ***** to drive. It's good to see that some companies can still put the safety...

Me too. If I was going to die, slow and painful would be my first choice. :thumbsup: I have a feeling that guy is going to be seeing a hammer pretty soon. It appears to be ban shaped.

^^ I'm Commander Sheppard, and that's my favorite wallpaper on FreeOnes.

I'll be at 4th Street Live in Louisville with some friends and a couple thousand other party goers. Leaving in a few hours to get to the hotel and start pregame ********. It's a guys trip only (no girlfriends), and since we're across state lines, all bets are off. If I'm lucky I'll be sharing my...

1. I'm not tense at all. I'm just an asshole. Plan accordingly. 2. Your user title changes every five posts.I don't have the ability to change that. :facepalm:

Hey, Scooter, you asked for a solution and I gave you one. Take it or leave it. News flash: not all of us are here for the porn, dude. I don't spend my time looking at solo galleries, and I didn't even know what the fuck a TGP was until I used the Google machine. Your world might revolve around...