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  1. Ace Bandage

    Funny little language you used there. Perhaps, it was just semantics. :dunno: 1. And it's my...

    Funny little language you used there. Perhaps, it was just semantics. :dunno: 1. And it's my job to see that when a deliberate rule breaking is done then to warn or infract the member. - That was on my visitor page. 2. Unknowingly derailing thread. - That's what you put in the comment section...
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    What are those sites that take over your tabs?

    Sure, there's any easy way to stop it: quit looking at fucking porn on the Internet.
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    I see. So it's just me that's being targeted. Good to know. Double standards, FTW!

    I see. So it's just me that's being targeted. Good to know. Double standards, FTW!
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    Vote for your December OCSM of the Month NOW! Ends Thursday, January 5th!

    Damn, I'd love to argue some of the points in your response, but there's not a way that I can do it without getting ******. So instead, I'll just wish you luck in the contest. :hatsoff:
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    All you do is post offensive, obscene pictures and give me negative rep. :*****: And while that's certainly sophomoric and juvenile, you're a little below my level of contempt. Sorry, you may have a grudge against me, but it's not reciprocated on my end. I would regard you as I would a mosquito...
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    Vote for your December OCSM of the Month NOW! Ends Thursday, January 5th!

    Good to see that it's already degenerated into a picture posting contest. Awesome.
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Cassie Keller
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Goddamn, I watched that movie two days ago to pass the time doing laundry. High five! I fucking love that movie. I could watch it every day.
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    That's the extent of your thought process, isn't it? Awesome fucking response, dude. Seriously. I write a few sentences about you, and you call me a cunt. You might as well have said, "I know you are, but what am I?" And way to quote the entire post, even the fucking parts that didn't apply to...
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Good, I waited until you posted in this thread before I did. :) georges - I cannot even conceive why your incompetent stupid ass was ever given the ability to be a moderator. You're fucking retarded. Seriously, you've never posted anything worthwhile or important in all of your 24,000 useless...
  11. Ace Bandage

    The Official 2011 FreeOnes Asshat of the year *Will E Worm*

    Is the title not self explanatory? This thread requires at best a third grade level of comprehension. It's not like the intentions are veiled here... :wtf:
  12. Ace Bandage

    So, was busenbust warned for being off-topic as well. He engaged in the same behavior that I...

    So, was busenbust warned for being off-topic as well. He engaged in the same behavior that I did. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?572329-Hilarious-comments-on-babe-pages&p=6351621&viewfull=1#post6351621
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    Hilarious comments on babe pages

    I hope you find your posts amusing (and judging by your smiley, it appears you do) because I'm relatively certain that nobody else does...
  14. Ace Bandage

    What's your favorite section of your local newspaper?

    Our local newspaper is fucking ***** **** garbage. I cancelled my subscription about a year ago. I can read USA today for free on my phone. It's much more convenient and the articles don't come across like they were written by high school journalists.
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    I was laying in bed last night

    Watch your words, assassin. Otherwise, I'll remove your vocabulator and scatter the rest of your parts across the galaxy. :mad:
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    I was laying in bed last night

    Was that an HK-47 reference?
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    Wow, Tom Brady is an awesome dancer... :facepalm:
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    I was laying in bed last night

    Have you seen the pictures he posted? He hasn't been laid since 'Nam...
  19. Ace Bandage

    I was laying in bed last night

    I was lying in bed last night. You know, because that's the correct way to say it. Just sayin'...
  20. Ace Bandage

    This girl has got to be a perfect 10....

    She's very good looking, but I don't know that I'd say she's a 10. Sara Jean Underwood was the closest thing to a 10 before she got a boob job and ruined perfection.
  21. Ace Bandage

    Who off this woman have biggest boobs?

    Of course they have huge fucking tits. Their whole body is fucking huge. When you're the size of a water buffalo, you're bound to have big breasts as well. Otherwise, your body would look incredibly disproportionate. I refuse to choose an answer because it doesn't matter. Why in the blue...
  22. Ace Bandage

    Anyone Here a Premium Member on My Free Cams?

    Haha... funny story about that. But Ash will have to tell you that one.
  23. Ace Bandage

    Anyone Here a Premium Member on My Free Cams?

    She doesn't ban you, she just prohibits you from speaking because you're a lazy, worthless freeloader. :) And some guests or basics make ridiculous requests or ask stupid questions like: "Why u no fist asshole, bb?" So all of them get ****** because they can't handle having speaking privileges...
  24. Ace Bandage

    Anyone Here a Premium Member on My Free Cams?

    Grrr... not yet. :mad: Ash knows to only call me Andronicus (in a really deep voice) though. :D Never mind, I won't talk **** to you. I refuse to acknowledge anyone with that douchey of a user name.
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    Kyle Orton returns to Denver. How will it go down?

    I watched Kyle Orton play every single one of his college games so I have a completely unbiased opinion. Modest prediction: Orton goes 28-33 for 539 yards and 8 TDs. The Chiefs beat the Tebows 77-3. Boiler the fuck up, bitches!
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    Anyone Here a Premium Member on My Free Cams?

    Um... AndronicusRy. I know, I know, very inconspicuous... :facepalm:
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    if you had the chance would you clone your penis?

    It's a good thing you stopped being a moderator so that you could create really worthwhile, awesome threads like this instead...
  28. Ace Bandage

    Anyone Here a Premium Member on My Free Cams?

    You lurk in Spexy's room? What's you user name, brah? I'm going to talk **** to you the next time I see you.
  29. Ace Bandage

    Anyone Here a Premium Member on My Free Cams?

    Yes, I am a premium member there. I don't ever use the tokens for privates though. I just tip the model(s) for shows or just because. If you're looking for models on there not named Spexy, check out Aspen Rae or Jalyn. But a majority of my time on there is spent in Ash's room. She's very...
  30. Ace Bandage

    Best Sports Town?

    The correct answer is Chicago. So many teams with so much tradition and history.
  31. Ace Bandage

    Giving Up Some Man-Points To Ask This...

    Leona Lewis can fucking sing. I've never heard that video before, but damn that's a powerful voice. She's liable to blow the roof off the building.
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    Giving Up Some Man-Points To Ask This...

    Shazam says Footprints in the Sand by Leona Lewis. :dunno: dCsZNalcaXM&ob=av3e (2:30)
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    What's the biggest derby in the world?

    The Kentucky Fucking Derby is the biggest derby in the world. End of story. And if you're talking about rivalry games, people are going to choose the games that mean the most to them in their specific area of the country. For me, it's Purdue and Indiana. We've been playing football against...
  34. Ace Bandage

    Would my man still cheat on me if my ass looked like this?

    If huge ass is the only quality he looks for a in a woman, then I guess you'd be okay. But people tend to cheat on each other for different reasons than that. If you're an insufferable bitch bereft redeeming of any redeeming qualities, then then the size of your ass won't be enough to keep a man...
  35. Ace Bandage

    FreeOnes Asshat of the Year for 2011

    :sing: Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannonball Where were you while we were getting high? :sing:
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    Pornstars which aren't necessarily attractive, but YOU love

    I'm relatively certain that each member is entitled to his own opinion. Whether or not you find her attractive means fuck all for my response. And it's not even your fucking thread. I think she's a butter face with big tits. :stfu:
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Because it's a passing league now. Because receivers and QBs are protected more than what they used to be. It's a bullshit argument. It's been a passing league for a few years now and nobody has ****** the record until Brees did. He has all the Big Ten passing records, it's only natural that...
  38. Ace Bandage

    Indian (India) guys and interracial relationships, is it really odd?

    I was speaking the truth. White knighting will get you laid, but not on the Internet, brah. Everybody knows that. :rolleyes: I call you out for being fucking vanilla in your responses, and that's what you come back with? You're a disappointment. :(
  39. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    zxT9iUGJcqM Classy team player. I fucking love this guy. Lots of respect for #15.
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    Indian (India) guys and interracial relationships, is it really odd?

    :1orglaugh Oh, that's a good one. Her not able to handle you. Not to be a dick or anything, but I think she's a little bit out of your league. And unfortunately for you, she'd have to get past the smell, your personality, and your obvious inferiority complex before she could test your theory...
  41. Ace Bandage

    The wife's new tat on her perfect bubble butt

    Obviously. :mad: It's a little difficult to detect tone over the Interwebz... at least for me anyway. Side note: not a fan of my siggy this week. Very meh. I let the team down, guys. I'm sorry.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Haters of Tebow correct

    I can't wait until Kyle Orton and the Chiefs ass fuck the **** out of the Denver Tewbows this week. Orton is a better QB than Timmy. Fact.
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    Greatest American Band

    Are you playing the repeater? :dunno:
  44. Ace Bandage

    Indian (India) guys and interracial relationships, is it really odd?

    No, speak your mind, chicken ****. What were you going to say? Let's hear it. I'm dying to hear the valuable insight you were about to bestow on us.
  45. Ace Bandage

    Need to ask you guys to do something, I rep everyone who does this.

    What if you made a thread that in no way dealt with race? Oh yeah... then you wouldn't have anything to talk about, would you?
  46. Ace Bandage

    The wife's new tat on her perfect bubble butt

    I was trying to be civil by not pointing out that I prefer women who are thinner and more petite. That does not mean that I only fuck supermodels. Way to be a fucking dick though.
  47. Ace Bandage

    What's your favorite Beatle song?

    Revolution, Nowhere Man, Come Together, Let It Be, All You Need Is Love, Blackbird, If I Fell, Here Comes the Sun, Help, or Drive My Car. There's no way I could pick a favorite.
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