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Nope. Never.

Eating a Spanish person does not make you Latino, you sick fuck.

Yes, I can make that guarantee too. If the Broncos win the Super Bowl, I'll jump off a bridge. And when Tebow loses, it's because his God hates him.

Star Wars: The Old Republic (early access) Epic game. Seriously.

Meh, she was a Kentucky fan. It's too bad she wasn't trampled to death.

11/22/63 by Stephen King. I like the premise, but the ending is a little underwhelming. Still highly recommended.

Nope. Not interested. College football season ended for me when we won the Old Oaken Bucket. I might watch the title game or the Rose Bowl, but that's it.

Fuck no I wouldn't hit that. I don't put up with back fat. Give me a woman who's thin, tanned, and toned. Side note: How many of these threads have you done now? We all know you're a chubby chaser. Good for you. We don't all feel that way, and you're not going to change anyone's mind. Live...

The fact that 'Merica was not included in this poll shows a clear European bias. :mad:

Pay your own goddamn medical expenses or GTFO! If you can't afford treatments, then you probably weren't meant to live anyway. The day that we go to socialized health care is the day the terrorists win.

Triskaidekaphobia is fear of Triscuits®. (2:56) rhnpTPTp_1A EDIT: Fuck you, YouTube, you cock whoring bitch tit. :mad: Click link to view instead.

That sounds exactly like the opening scene of Good Will Hunting...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?568175-11-million-dollar-car-Owner-has-a-small-penis Get on my level. Can somebody teach Ronnie how to use the goddamn search function? :facepalm:

Never heard of him. :dunno: But if his name is Pierre, he's probably a douche bag. Oh yeah, and TLDR.

Definitely don't have a problem with this. I prefer shaved, but there's nothing wrong with keeping it maintained.

Sadly, he didn't write any of that bullshit posted above. No, no, it was copy and pasted from jesus-is-savior.com :1orglaugh http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Miscellaneous/faith_and_freedom.htm I guess original thoughts and ideas are no longer pertinent in a discussion. Just take somebody...

Pot. Meet Kettle.

The one from yesterday ? Yes, I did. I watched it last night. Brilliant.

I am a Republican, dipshit. :facepalm: I'm just not a blind, fanatical follower. I think for myself and I support the issues that make sense to me. And in this case, I disagree with Lowe's. Kowtowing to the religious minority that can't accept the concept of a Muslim-American is ridiculously...

Dammit, I was going to post this, asshole. :mad: Yes, he is... unless you're a clichéd Republican dissenter. And that's exactly what you are: a Southern, motorcycle driving, *** toting Conservative. How generic. :*****:

Re: 'Let's pray together': The heart-breaking plea by ********* student to her captor TLDR. See, ****, this is why you don't trust Jesus to save you. Fuck, Ulysses always posts the most uplifting stories. :rolleyes:

So not only is the guy in the video too poor to afford an iPad, but he also has lizard slobber all over the screen. That seems like a lose-lose. And the lizard blows ass at the game.

Respectfully, this right here is exactly the problem with this board: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?568321-I-Completely-Agree&p=6311811&viewfull=1#post6311811 - last post Unlocking a thread for the sole purpose of warning (or daring depending on your viewpoint) people not to do...

Nobody posts anything even somewhat controversial. Nobody argues or fights anymore. Nobody rocks the boat at all... lest the ban hammer cometh down upon them. Oppression makes the board very vanilla. And it's been that way for awhile now. Definitely not this. Any more contests on here and...

Aramis Ramirez signing with the Brewers makes me think that Milwaukee is letting Prince leave. Otherwise, they would have given Fielder the big contract. His upside is much greater than A-Ram's. Come on to Chicago, big man! He's a poor man's Albert Pujols, but he's an upgrade over Carlos Peña.

You want to know how I know you're gay? You said foie gras and gruyere... :facepalm:

I don't recall either one, but I'm okay with that. Off the top of my head, I know who finished third in the 1987 Indianapolis 500 and never qualified for another race there. Get on my level.

I must have missed the previous four serious questions.... thank, Xenu. 1. By lawn gnomes in Aruba. 2. Paratrooper midget ninjas from Belize. 3. They like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. VCDnR6Px-co Mmmkay :thumbsup:

How about a gift card to Victoria's Secret and a mani/pedi at a spa? Those seem a little more thoughtful and traditional than renting people for sex.

I'm going to guess Noam Chomsky and Morris Halle... their names are in the link to the image. What do I win? :facepalm:

I would dump your recently deceased body in the trunk and set the sumbitch on fire. Is that clear? :mad:

If I saw that eyesore on the street, I would go out of my way to t-bone the fuck out of the car on the driver's side.

^^ If somebody wants to chip in $185 for that corset, I'll gladly cover the last $5.

What a colossal waste of 11 million dollars. If you don't have anything important to spend your money on, then just save it. Or at least give it to a reputable organization anonymously and let them figure what to do with it. Buying useless **** like this just makes you look like a huge douche...

Vince Vaughn Bill Murray Jim Belushi John Cusack Marisa Miller (hot, body art)

Jimmy John's #5 with hot peppers. I used to sneak one of these into every home basketball game at Mackey Arena back in my college days. Ah, nostalgia...

That's a very inefficient system for pouring ****. And how does she plan on keeping them cold?

My DirecTV package came with a remote. So when there's a show on that I don't watch, I just change the channel. :dunno: No point in fostering any hatred towards a show when you can watch something else instead. Just sayin'...

I knew you were a traitor. :mad: I'm not worried though. I've ****** plenty of wolves in my travels.

Yeah, you could just ask her for more sex. That seems a little easier than trying to disable her vibrator. Or, you could always just ****** her...

The Stormcloaks.

Here is one of my favorite American flags, the one from ground zero: Lest we forget... (Side note: the flag in my avatar is for Ron Santo, hall of fame third baseman and probably the biggest, most enthusiastic Cubs fan ever.)

Great win last night for Indiana. There are only a couple of times each year when I root for the Hoosiers and last night was one of them. My dislike for the Wildcats far outweighs my dislike for my in-state rival.

Oh, a mage character I see. Nice! :D I would be lurking in the shadows with my Nightingale bow and ancient shrouded armor. He'd never see me coming. Is my nerd showing yet?

^^ Is that a ball of yarn or a tumbleweed, and why is it in black and white? Christ, get some better animations, peg leg. :facepalm: You disappoint me...

Aw, I like that one. Here's another favorite: "A baby seal walks into a club." (Thanks, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.)

I think this will be my permanent avatar henceforth. <-----

No matter who they voted #1, people would be pitching a bitch. I have more of a problem with 3-5: Spears, Madonna, and Angelina? GTFO of here with that! All three are way overrated.

Fisting of any sort isn't hot. Ever. I don't know who conceived the idea of sticking an entire appendage into someone's orifice, but they're fucking retarded.