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  1. Ace Bandage

    Football(soccer) vs Football

    Yeah, and this is just one example.
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    What's not to love about the NHL?

    Yep, back at The Mad House on Madison, it used to be 22(?) or so steps to get to ice level. It was supposed to be one of the absolute best places to watch a game. I really wish I had caught one there before it was bulldozed. But I was only a *** then, and nobody else in my ****** watched...
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    I'm not a defensive coordinator or anything, but I'd suggest covering Hakeem Nicks. He is ******* the Packers right now...
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    Football(soccer) vs Football

    This discussion is really simple. If you live in the United States, you're generally going to be an American football fan and not watch soccer. I know one person who watches the EPL consistently. One. I honestly don't know anyone who doesn't watch the NFL on Sunday. Even my ****** has two NFL...
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    What's not to love about the NHL?

    I love it. :) Watching Patrick Kane's game winning goal against the Flyers to win the Cup is one of my most favorite moments in sports. Sam, out of curiosity, what do you think of how the Blackhawks do the anthem in Chicago? QswTLBI1zd0 I happen to love it. I've seen it in person and it's...
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    Pigtails

    Re: pigtail girls The pigtail tribune: http://pigtail.pornotribune.net/ :hatsoff:
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    Who is Tebow?

    Considering that it was written after New England's undefeated season, it was probably posted in 2007. That might explain the discrepancies. And Sam didn't write it, it's from a blog on the Bleacher Report. That's why he posted a source at the end. Maybe next time you should actually consider...
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    Chicks that look well not to be gay or old fashioned.....Pure yet they are doing porn

    Re: Chicks that look well not to be gay or old fashioned.....Pure yet they are doing It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend Fuck, am I doing it wrong? :o
  9. Ace Bandage

    What's Your Favorite Reality Show?

    ESPN SportsCenter
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    Friday the 13th

    Of course.
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    Friday the 13th

    Sorry, that was harsh. Hugs?
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    Who is Tebow?

    Just a little information for those of you who think your association football is so much bigger than American football. The top 12 most valuable sports franchises in the world: 1. Manchester United - $.187 billion 2. Dallas Cowboys - $1.81 billion 3. New York Yankees -$1.7 billion 4...
  13. Ace Bandage

    Friday the 13th

    Because you're an unfunny douche bereft of any redeeming qualities? :dunno:
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    Friday the 13th

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    Chicks that look well not to be gay or old fashioned.....Pure yet they are doing porn

    Re: Chicks that look well not to be gay or old fashioned.....Pure yet they are doing Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  16. Ace Bandage

    Stephen Colbert for president?

    I wish. Two hour delay. I have to leave in about twenty minutes. :(
  17. Ace Bandage

    Stephen Colbert for president?

    Sadly, he's not running for president of the United States, he's running for President of South Carolina. Awesome segment last night with him and Jon Stewart about transferring control of Colbert's Super PAC. Those two are comedy gold together. The really scary part about this is that he...
  18. Ace Bandage

    Interface fail!

    You thought you'd get ****** for saying that the interface sucks dick? Are you some type of damn moron? You don't get ****** for that, fucktard. But if you don't like the interface, you could always stop posting. Just sayin'...
  19. Ace Bandage

    Twinkie maker Hostess files for bankruptcy

    I know how much Diva loves this movie... :D h81VGWQip4k
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    You have one day left. One day.

    Yes, because I'm not dying until they win a World Series. I've already decided that.
  21. Ace Bandage

    An asian girls on this site?

    I am. :wave2: Here are a couple of my recent photos:
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    You have one day left. One day.

    I'd go skydiving with my ******* in the morning, fuck Sara Jean Underwood in the afternoon, and then watch the Cubs win game 7 of the World Series at Wrigley Field with my ****** in the evening. I would then die with a smile on my face. :D
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    Petition to ban threads that are petitions to ban

    I refused to vote in this poll because "I like tomatoes" was not a possible response. So fuck you. Asshole.
  24. Ace Bandage

    Best board rivalry?

    It's not really a rivalry. The English language is clearly way out of his league.
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    Amazing card trick. Can you figure it out?

    :facepalm: Completely different cards on top and bottom. How magical...
  26. Ace Bandage

    Game with your nearest book

    Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro was the closest book to me. The first full sentence on page 45 reads as follows: :wtf: The next closest book was The Fabric of the Cosmos by Brian Greene. The first full sentence on page 45 reads as follows: :wtf: :wtf:
  27. Ace Bandage

    What are you eating right . . . NOW ?!

    Turkey, dressing, and mashed potatoes. Good cookin'. Hot pockets are in my system for about four minutes before being explosively expelled.
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    any one help

    This is my concerned face:
  29. Ace Bandage

    Guys, please answer this question for me

    Or a towel after taking a shower. I know I'm not the only one who does that... Right?
  30. Ace Bandage

    Guys, please answer this question for me

    I must admit, I have a great looking dick. Who wants to see? :facepalm: But seriously, unless I'm getting blowjobed or laid, there's no reason to have my cock out. Why u no like cock pictures, bb?
  31. Ace Bandage

    It'd be my pleasure. Got any pictures in mind?

    It'd be my pleasure. Got any pictures in mind?
  32. Ace Bandage

    Anybody Ever Ditch Jury Duty?

    Not a good idea to miss jury duty, brah. The courts typically frown on that. It's also your patriotic duty as a 'Merican.
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    "Uh oh!" moments with your junk

    I haven't, but my ******* has a great story. Our high school baseball team goes to Florida every spring break in March for some informal practice and scrimmages. Technically, it's supposed to be run by parents, but the coaches still have some involvement anyway. During the first few days down...
  34. Ace Bandage

    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    No, it wasn't too much. But I put a pipe bomb in his mailbox to retaliate. That's how you escalate.
  35. Ace Bandage

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    ^^ Awesome fucking GIF. I pictured him playing Polonaise héroïque while the words bounced across the screen. :1orglaugh
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    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    You racist bastard. :mad:
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    Anyone pornstar that look like this MILF GODDESS?

    Yeah, I was definitely thinking Dogma or Good Will Hunting Damon.
  38. Ace Bandage

    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    That appears to be par for the course lately. Just sayin'...
  39. Ace Bandage

    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    Yes, in which case I just recommend avoiding his posts altogether. Don't worry though, you won't be missing anything...
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    Anyone pornstar that look like this MILF GODDESS?

    She sort of looks like Matt Damon... :dunno:
  41. Ace Bandage

    Tebow Time: The three 3:16 references, boffo TV ratings and Lady Gaga love

    I will be rooting for the Patriots this week. Yes, me, a Colts fan, will be rooting for New England. Such is my disdain and dislike for Tebow that I would rather see him lose than Tom Brady.
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    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    No, you're right, I didn't notice that you posted in this thread. Nor do I give a fuck. But now that I have noticed, let me pause to reflect. Your post was a joke in response to a serious post made by me. Paying attention is certainly one of my strong points, but since I'm unable to gauge mood...
  43. Ace Bandage

    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    Okay, an isolated incident nine months ago. And there was no gray area there, he was definitely insulting a moderator. This thread was clearly meant to be humorous. If you didn't notice that after reading the initial post, then reading comprehension is not one of your strengths.
  44. Ace Bandage

    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    Well, if he's taking orders, I want some roast pheasant and a goblet of your finest red ****. Chop, chop!
  45. Ace Bandage

    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    Er... no one is insulting a moderator. :dunno: This is an example of a disagreement. This is an example of insulting a moderator: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?568799-The-Almost-Anything-Goes-Thread-%28read-the-rule-before-posting%29&p=6352524&viewfull=1#post6352524
  46. Ace Bandage

    It doesn't make any fucking sense why he was ever given the right to be a moderator. He's...

    It doesn't make any fucking sense why he was ever given the right to be a moderator. He's absolutely fucking clueless.
  47. Ace Bandage

    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    It has nothing to do with perception or differences in humor. In fact, it's very simple. I'm viewing it the correct way: as a joke. You're viewing it the wrong way: as something judgmental and insulting. There is no gray area. Accept that it's meant to be humorous and move on.
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    People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)

    Yes, who would expect impartiality out of someone in a position of authority? That's just silly...
  49. Ace Bandage

    Should DOA82 Hit The Road?

    For fuck's sake, did you even read the fucking link in the original post? DOA was talking about leaving and closing his account. This thread is a humorous take on whether or not he will/won't leave the board because of all the bullshit he has to deal with on a daily basis. It has absolutely...
  50. Ace Bandage

    Greatest Fictional Dectective Who Do You Choose?

    Detectives Elliot Stabler and Odafin Tutuola from Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
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