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On that list, The Eagles or The Doors. But where the fuck is CCR? :mad:

I don't have anything nice to say, so I'll just leave...

Wow, Purdue was fucking awful. We ****** 7 turnovers and recovered 2 onside kicks, yet still only won against a horseshit MAC team by 5 points. And last week we gave the head coach (Captain Hopeless) a two-year extension. Fucking retarded. Plus, people in West Lafayette were actually talking...

Only if Chewbacca comes standard.

Well, that's the dumbest question I've heard today, and I spent a few hours with ******** under the age of three.

Duh, cast a time-slow spell before orgasm...

Don't thank him, thank Wikipedia. :rolleyes:

Damn, congratulations to the mayor of New Orleans, Sir Drew Christopher Brees. He's probably my all-time favorite Boilermaker football player. Couldn't be any happier for him. Classy fucking guy. :clap:

I prefer Chrismukkah.

Who the fuck are you? :dunno: Seriously.

I bought a gaming PC specifically for that game and Skyrim. It was most definitely worth it. And again, my nerd is showing... :o

Don't know, but your signature exceeds the maximum size. Change it soon, or you'll get ****** and thrown into a pond with venomous ducks.

Moar liek Lametheus, amirite?

Cash, plenty of clothes, new bowling bag, sunglasses, and Blackhawks tickets. My ******* bought his **** a new puppy (cutest little dog ever) and he named him Cubby. :)

#15 followed by #17. Great Odin's raven, there are some hot women on there.

Where the fuck is Fry? Very angry face.

Perhaps, I'm over thinking this a little, but wouldn't FreeOnes be the place to ask about daisy chains the pornstar and not any other uses of the term? Coming here for the non-porn answer is equivalent to going to the New England Patriots front office in order to find a plumber named Tom...

Sharon Tate... postmortem.

Leaping off the bleachers at Wrigley seems like a way to go. Maybe that would inspire management to field a decent fucking team.

But... you're my wonderwall. :(

I don't know the Celsius conversion off the top of the my head, and since I'm a lazy and backwards American who still uses Fahrenheit, it's your obligation to convert your preferred temperature before posting. :mad:

On ***'s side of the ******, my ***, my grandma, and my three aunts do all of the cooking for our Christmas gathering. They make an absolute **** ton of food, and it's always my favorite meal. Some of my favorites: pineapple ham, homemade scalloped potatoes (my ***'s specialty - I could eat...

Seventy degrees, sunny, and with a slight breeze. Then give me some cold ****, a couple steaks, and a grill. Perfect.

People who are serious about ******* themselves don't make a plea for help. They just fucking do it. You're a little bitch. Quit your whining and go get laid. Better yet, get in a relationship. Then you'll find out how truly miserable life can be.

Will's secret yearning for this award has caused me to cast a nomination for him. :thumbsup: Sam probably deserves it more, but he's far too generic for my liking. He's like a rubber stamp mold of the Tea Party. :*****:

Miller High Life. Back in college it was Keystone Light. We used it for **** pong, ******** games, and tailgating. I don't think I've had it since I graduated. I just can't stomach it any more.

Yes, for sure. I download all my music and burn DVDs rented from Red Box.

Sara Jean Underwood /thread

I had no idea there even were any Christmas horror films. That seems like a really stupid genre. Just sayin'... That's racist.

Yeah... that might be the best joke ever, but nobody read it because it's in German. Get some American in your caption, and your thread might be more successful.

Yeah, when I read best goal ever, I expected it to be this (:47). t5aLHImCKDc

1. ***, ***, and both step parents. I usually go in with my brothers to get them expensive gifts. 2. My youngest ******* (adopted, 18 years younger than me). 3. My niece, nephew, and ******-in-law. 4. The girlfriend. Five years ago, I spent quite a bit less money than what I am right now. I...

For fuck's sake, there's enough ass kissing on this board already... :rolleyes: I would like to take this opportunity to not do any of that. Not to OCSMs and not to any of you fucks either.

ARpzavb7PQk Is that not the scoreboard? Yes, that is the scoreboard! Is that not a 74? Yes, that is a 74! Is that not a 62? Yes, that is a 62! Is that not the winning team? Yes, that is the winning team! Is that not the losing team? Yes, that is the losing team! Winning team, losing team...

Yikes, I'll take none of them for $600 please, Alex. Fake tans, personalities, hair, and tits. No thanks, Jersey trash. Get back on the turnpike.

Yes, until someone asked her to name newspaper that she reads. According to her, she reads all of them... all 13,000. I guess she doesn't have time for anything else. xRkWebP2Q0Y

If both of them wish to be dismembered, thrown in a dumpster, and set on fire, then by all means, go for it. I ***. Or do I? Why would I want somebody else to fuck my girlfriend? What satisfaction would I gain from that?

Spexy

I'll be rooting for the Patriots. They'll win easily by double digits.

Goddammit, did we need to resurrect this thread? You just reminded me that it's still over five months until next year's Indianapolis 500. :mad:

I guess that if you can believe in immaculate conception, then the resurrection, walking on water, living in a whale, forty days and nights of rain, turning water to ****, manna from heaven, and a talking snake seem perfectly reasonable as well. I much prefer Xenu, the hydrogen bombs, DC-10s...

Someone not smart enough to shoot first.

You don't see this post. [/Jedi mind trick] (delete as double post if you wish, or leave it... whatever.)

I never roofied anyone... :dunno: I don't know, drawing a blank here.

I'll take Yurizan Beltran and you can have the rest... :D Side note: I also happen to love guacamole. Especially homemade guacamole.

Yes, silly me. I of course forgot about the much vaunted Mexican Armada. :rolleyes:

:mad: I resent that. I don't live on a ****. But my high school did have "drive your tractor to school day" during FFA week. :facepalm:

Says the Guido... :facepalm:

You live in the UK. There aren't Latinos there, only pasty ass white folks and 17 black people.