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As much as I **** IU, this video is fucking awesome. H8hdKnr7rpE

Of the ones on that list, give me baseball. Let me play second base at Wrigley Field for fifteen years. It wouldn't even seem like a job. Now, if I could choose one that's not on the list, I'd go with auto racing. Only during the month of May. Only in the great state of Indiana. Being able to...

I like to hold my girl after sex... :shy:

The fact that you think people actually give a fuck about you or Hondatard (or whether or not you're the same person) is quite humorous. And if you're trying to get people to ignore someone, creating a thread to point out their activities is a great way to do it. Awesome strategy.

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex" I sort of had this conversation with a girlfriend. It went something like this: Her: So what size boobs do you prefer? Me: I don't know, C-cup I guess. Her: You know that I have B-cups right? Me: Yes, but...

Unless you can give me the 1998/1999 SI Swimsuit version of Heidi Klum, I'll pass. That bitch has been plowed through too many times now. She's way past her prime. And here's what really irks me: she could have had any guy on the planet, and she fucking chose Seal. He might be the ugliest...

You have an oblong shaped head. That is all.

ESPN hasn't broke the story, so it didn't happen yet. Events don't take place unless ESPN covers them.

Re: The giraffe hunters who pay 10k to shoot the gentle giants with guns & bows for s My sneak and archery skill are both at 100, and with each shot I have a 15% chance of paralyzing the target for a few seconds. They'd never seen me coming. Get on my level. :cool: Oh, they're *******...

:sing: That was such an epic fail ...Pictures of last night Ended up online I'm screwed Oh well It's a blacked-out blur But I'm pretty sure it ruled Damn! :sing:

I have an attaché case with a shotgun, extra ammo, some colored herbs (red, green, and yellow), and first aid spray. I'll take my chances in the haunted house. When you say very bad neighborhood, I think of the south side of Chicago. There's no way I'd walk through there at night.

I usually get head while lying in a chair...

No, definitely not a turn-on. ...Unless it's Jack from ME2. :D

After two dates, if you're not getting an HJ or road head, tell the bitch to GTFO! And sex is mandatory after four dates. That's a state law.

Ouch. One can ***** though, right? :(

If you live in Myanmar are you Myanmarian or Myanmaran? Or are you just fucked?

1. World Series win for the Cubs 2. One hundred bazillion dollars 3. Sara Jean Underwood as a wife

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to feller469 again. Grrr... :mad:

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I think democracy died a little today. SOPA, PIPA... BYOB LOL

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Guess he should have barrel rolled...

This TD pass from Sir Drew Christopher Brees happened directly in front of me in the end zone. Seth Morales ran right in front of us after he scored. I'm sure I'm somewhere in the video screaming my head off. This was at the time and still is the most exciting game I've ever attended...

I grew up in an upper middle class subdivision in suburban Indiana. I could not have been any farther from the ghetto.

That's exactly the response I'd expect from a Liberal. :cool:

I fall ****** relatively easy, but a glass of red **** usually does the trick if I'm having trouble. I also always, always fall ****** with the ***** timer set on the television. I need the noise in order to drift off. I'm not sure why that's the case, but I cannot fall ****** in a silent room.

5/10 Needs better compression, most of the quality of the picture was lost.

Meh, I'm not in an angry rant mood anymore. Plus, I did not find his reply to be that inflammatory. And it's really hard to work up a mindless stream of insults when watching The Big Bang Theory...

Nobody knows who the fuck you are, you fucking cunt. Get the fuck out of here. Everything you've posted up until this point has been useless, irrelevant fucking garbage. Once you've made a useful contribution to the board, feel free to come back. But since I don't see that coming anytime in the...

Only poor people and minorities. And when I say minorities, I mean everyone who is not middle class (or above) and White. Oh, and they should also be required to pass an intelligence test written in ancient Sanskrit. If you don't understand dead languages, you have no goddamn business deciding...

Somebody said Dr. Alan Grant was in it. That sounds promising. If they combined dinosaurs and Alcatraz, I'd be interested.

I'm not sure if I'd be more interested in marrying her because of how she looks or because of who her *** is. She's hot and all, but her *** is Wayne fuckin' Gretzky. He was sort of a big deal. Think about how many pick up hockey games you could win with the Great One on your team. Oh yeah...

Truly the Greatest of All-Time. For anyone who's interested, the biography written by Thomas Hauser is an excellent read. Ali was so much more than just an athlete, he was a man who transcended the sporting world to become an icon and symbol for an entire generation. There will never be another...

I rock my dress shirts from Macy's. Get on my level.

If you promise to go away, I promise to give you the answer you seek... :D

In no other city in the NFL would it be this big of a story that a team decided to keep the same starting QB heading in to next season. If the Broncos want to keep starting a guy who was the 28th highest rated passer among starters, completed 47% of his passes, and averaged 124 yards per game...

Well, the leopard print bedspread was a poor decision. And I've never been a fan of palm fronds indoors. Especially in a goddamn log cabin.

If that was the only hindrance I had to deal with in order have sex with Sara Jean Underwood, I would gladly take it. With a smile on my face.

The flag that flies at Wrigley Field recognizing beloved Cubs hall of fame third baseman Ron Santo. May he rest in peace. :(

I think I found a winner. :D From A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson: :hatsoff:

It is an insult to Phoenix Marie to suggest that she looks even remotely similar to Beth Phoenix. Fuck, Beth Phoenix has a bigger dick than I do.

Cam Cameron. :1orglaugh That douche bag used to coach at IU. I really enjoyed watching my Boilermakers routinely kick the **** out of his teams. How he managed to find a position coaching in the NFL is staggering. I feel for you, man.

Touché :(

Fuck the Canucks. I fucking **** that team. :mad: Yeah, I had about eight people at my house that day watching the game. None of us knew why Kane went batshit crazy until we saw the replay. And then bedlam ensued. But you'll take a Stanley Cup winning goal no matter how you get it. Maybe one...

I rooted for the Patriots yesterday... :shy:

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The calendar in your head is the one on my phone. Wrap your head around that.

I have a calendar on my phone. It's awesome.