What did your mother find in YOUR dirty laundry . . ?

I puched a girl in the nose at school and split her nose wide open. This was before i learned i wasn't supposed to never put my hands on a girl. Aww man, when my mother found out she tore my ass up. I swear i can still feel it to this day.:(
 
When I was 13 she found a pair of my girlfriends underwear, apparently in our haste to get dressed when her mom rang the doorbell she decided to skip putting them on and tossed them in with my laundry. Later that week my mom finds them and freaks, my dad overhears her yelling at me, comes into my room and asks me if I was wearing them :rofl:, then he asks me how old she was, when I say 17 he smiled and walked away. Leaving me in a room with my pissed off mom just found out her 13 year old son was playing hide the pickle with the 17 year old she used to but girl scout cookies from.
 
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