Why can't Dumbass Obama wipe his ass right?
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PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Because he is too busy making bad decisions with his right?
How the fuck should I know, I'm a goddamn Canadian.
How the fuck should I know, I'm a goddamn Canadian.
Is it because he kept trying to appease his right hand, when his right hand really doesn't have the power to do anything. I mean, it's not like your right hand's going to even try to help you you idiot. It's happy being shit free! It likes to point and laugh every time your thumb pierces the toilet paper and you're left with shitty fingers, why you would think it wanted to touch it only Bob knows.
He wipes his ass with hundred dollar bills. It's his metaphor of what he wants to do with the economy. 
roronoa3000
Banned
Hellraiser has infected us all.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
He's like AIDs.
Luckily I was immune since I was a NeoCon.
Perhaps a vaccine can be created using my blood.
Maybe he fingerpicks the guitar and has to have long nails on his right hand, so he uses his left to avoid piercing a hole through the paper with his long nails. I know that's been the case with me in the past. Then I got around trying to get people to smell my finger.
Supafly
Retired Mod
Who the fuck wipes their ass with their left hand?
Fucking communist
What do you call people who sneak around toilets to watch other people in there?
larry craig?? :dunno:
No, he DID wipe his ass, but Rove & Cheney convinced him to wipe his ass on a bunch of Muslim headcoverings and prison blankets, and then those were shipped to Gitmo and Abu Ghraib.
It was part of the War on Terror.
:nanner:
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
So, in other words, you people don't even bother wiping? You just walk around with swamp ass all day...
Oh GAWD!! I WAS EATING COUNT CHOCULA FOR CHRISTS SAKE!:ban:
Bush and Cheny are both smarter than this socialist/tax and spend Democrat and his advisors combined!
Obama is ruining this country with every tax and spend and no idea how to pay for it policy!
Obama is out of control. He and his ultra liberal party will be thoroughly thrown out of power in November. Even then, it may be too late to save the union from what damage Obama has done!!!!
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
This thread has no substance to discuss.
This also may hurt certain portion of the members.
It should be closed. :hatsoff:
This also may hurt certain portion of the members.
It should be closed. :hatsoff:
Maybe he gets directions on how to wipe his ass from a teleprompter which he holds in his right hand. :dunno:
Now THAT makes sense :hatsoff:
Everybody can see he's a bumbling idiot without one. It's widely known that even as president of the Harvard Law Review he used to "Palin" - i.e. write crib notes on his (left) palm.
No wonder this guy's records are sealed. He probably never graduated from kindergarten, or whatever it is they call that in Kenya