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[lurkingdirk]

TheSpokenWheel posed for a calendar.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

^They were lucky enough to capture me at my jowl-iest.

 

[Red Spyder]

is it mammary monday already? :dunno:

 

[Red Spyder]

Okay, guys, this is how you eat a banana......

:tongue:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Please tell me you guys get the parody...

 

[Red Spyder]

^ Yeah, wasn't something like that in Arrested Development?



:tongue:

 

[larss]

Please tell me you guys get the parody...

yeah. Some Italian bloke drew something like this on the ceiling of a church.
If I'd done that, my dad would have given me a right hiding.

 

[DR. B]

I jerked off 10 minutes ago and I'm still naked. I'm just too lazy to put clothes back on.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Have you eaten asparagus lately?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

^They were lucky enough to capture me at my jowl-iest.

funny, i pictured you with more hair...interesting

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Red Spyder]

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Please tell me you guys get the parody...

funny, i pictured you with more hair...interesting

They asked me to wear a bald cap.

 

[Red Spyder]

:bowdown: ALL HAIL THE ALLMIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER :bowdown:

:bowdown: ALL HAIL THE ALLMIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER :bowdown:

:bowdown: ALL HAIL THE ALLMIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER :bowdown:

:bowdown: ALL HAIL THE ALLMIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER :bowdown:

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Red Spyder]

:wtf: Sharing "what I did last weekend" pictures, Dirk?

Okay, here's what I did. BEHOLD, my ostrich army minions!! The luchador mask is just a homage to my heiritage!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Red Spyder]