Goodbye, and thanks for all the phish.

[John_8581]

I did find the conversation between Squallumz and Death-Proof-69 on the first page quite engaging. :thumbsup:

Has he passed on yet?

Vodkazvictim - here's song for you (if you're listening) ...

"So Long, Farewell" ...

 

[DR. B]

 

[test]

LOL. After watching that I forgot why I was reading this thread.

 

[alexpnz]

That white dude in the black caught an "L".

lolzers

 

[vodkazvictim]

That's right bitches, you all believed me; I mind-raped you all.
BOO-YAH MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Special thanks to Hondarobot for the message entitled Hello which read, simply;
"Are you dead yet?"
Anyway, without further ado;
Me>all of you cunts!

Oh and Plasma, you can have your pathetic excuse for an avatar back; I was planning to base my suicide around not being able to live up to it, but I'm afraid your avatar is simply... substandard.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

 

[larss]

That's right bitches, you all believed me; I mind-raped you all.
BOO-YAH MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Special thanks to Hondarobot for the message entitled Hello which read, simply;
"Are you dead yet?"
Anyway, without further ado;
Me>all of you cunts!

Oh and Plasma, you can have your pathetic excuse for an avatar back; I was planning to base my suicide around not being able to live up to it, but I'm afraid your avatar is simply... substandard.

Oh Bollocks!
He managed to reincarnate.

 

[squallumz]

its a zombie!! :zombie:

 

[gunslingingbird]

That's right bitches, you all believed me; I mind-raped you all.
BOO-YAH MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Special thanks to Hondarobot for the message entitled Hello which read, simply;
"Are you dead yet?"
Anyway, without further ado;
Me>all of you cunts!

Oh and Plasma, you can have your pathetic excuse for an avatar back; I was planning to base my suicide around not being able to live up to it, but I'm afraid your avatar is simply... substandard.

Oh, it's you again. I thought you were gonna set yourself on fire or something. :flame:

 

[Supafly]

2 points:

Making a joke about killing yourself in front of a train is not funny. I know former traindrivers who had to see their train drive over teens on the rails, trains have no chance to stop in time

Teasing other forum members about suicide? Bad taste doesn't even begin to describe it

 

[24 Grams]

That video was SO bad it was good...

 

[squallumz]

tiger, up your butt!

 

[Mayhem]

I hate myself for being glad you're back. I will cling to the theory that you're too much of a gutless twit to off yourself. Either that or you saw the train coming...and stood on the wrong fuckin' tracks. Either way, go fuck yourself and remember....the M-1 Abrams saves the world for democracy.

 

[lurkingdirk]

dammit.

I thought you were dead.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Bad taste doesn't even begin to describe it

Supa, meet vodkazvictim. :hatsoff:

 

[Red Spyder]

What a waste of perfectly good tacos! :cussing:

 

[vodkazvictim]

:hatsoff:

Oh Bollocks!
He managed to reincarnate.

You know you missed me :luvcouple:

its a zombie!! :zombie:

Surprised much?

Oh, it's you again. I thought you were gonna set yourself on fire or something. :flame:

That's for Hindus.

Methods of suicide by grouping:

English: Go to library with Brandy, good book and dad's old service revolver.

Scottish: Drink and Eat self to death before 60.

Irish: Get inebriated/intoxicated with drink and/or drugs and take a long walk off a short pier (which famous Oirish poet was that again?)

Russian: Drink self to death/Play Russian roulet/Disagree with Putin.

German: Drive the wrong way down a motorway.

American: Propose high quality education for the children of a hick-town.

Hindu/Vietnamese/Buddhist: set fire to self.

Islami: Strap bombs to self, then detonate. Alternately, joke about terrorism while passing through airport security.

French: Die of chronic ennui.

Greek: Marry a Greek woman.

Belgian: Drown self in a brewery.

African: Go hiking without a mine-detectior.

2 points:

Making a joke about killing yourself in front of a train is not funny. I know former traindrivers who had to see their train drive over teens on the rails, trains have no chance to stop in time

Teasing other forum members about suicide? Bad taste doesn't even begin to describe it

1: Poor them.
2: You need a full stop after it. But seriously, did you ever expect anything but bad taste from me?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I liked it better when we thought you were dead.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I hate myself for being glad you're back. I will cling to the theory that you're too much of a gutless twit to off yourself. Either that or you saw the train coming...and stood on the wrong fuckin' tracks. Either way, go fuck yourself and remember....the M-1 Abrams saves the world for democracy.

I doubt you're sincerely glad; why would you be?
Yah I stood on the wrong tracks. I'm none too bright.
The M1 saves revenues for the oil and defense industries, nothing more. Let me know when america ceases to be a mockracy and becomes a Democracy.

dammit.

I thought you were dead.

:thefinger

Supa, meet vodkazvictim. :hatsoff:

:thumbsup:

I liked it better when we thought you were dead.

I got that the first time. I still don't give a shit.

 

[Rey C.]

Methods of suicide by grouping:

English: Go to library with Brandy, good book and dad's old service revolver.

Scottish: Drink and Eat self to death before 60.

Irish: Get inebriated/intoxicated with drink and/or drugs and take a long walk off a short pier (which famous Oirish poet was that again?)

Russian: Drink self to death/Play Russian roulet/Disagree with Putin.

German: Drive the wrong way down a motorway.

American: Propose high quality education for the children of a hick-town.

Hindu/Vietnamese/Buddhist: set fire to self.

Islami: Strap bombs to self, then detonate. Alternately, joke about terrorism while passing through airport security.

French: Die of chronic ennui.

Greek: Marry a Greek woman.

Belgian: Drown self in a brewery.

African: Go hiking without a mine-detectior.

Those are actually pretty good! :thumbsup: