5 Years of Tormenting Members -- Where has the time gone?

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
I just realized that I've officially been ********* and tormenting you lot for 5 years now.

You can now commence with showering me with praise and gifts. I'm still waiting for those lawn gnomes nobody has bothered to send me. Fuckers. :cthulhu:

Oh well. I'll close by saying that Ninjas are still better than pirates, I miss William because Anders hits back, and Roald is still bald after 5 years of working with me.
 

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