"I'd eat her out on her period...with a straw..."

[Bloodshot Scott]

That's what a dude said to me about some hot chick back not too long ago.

C'mon, son. Yeah, she's hot and I'd easily go down her, but...


:crying:


(This forum has gone stale...sorry...:crying

 

[PirateKing]

No need to apologize, this forum is dead.

Anyway, cool story bro. That's a new line.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Yeah. My NHL forum though is bananas and I have like 20 thread bumps every 20 minutes I swear. The traffic there is out of control. I can talk dirty to an extent there but eh, this was my spot... :crying:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Bloodsnort Scott?

 

[Mayhem]

"I'd low-crawl through a mile of groin attacking sand fleas just to hear her fart over the radio" was a favorite in my Army days.

 

[DR. B]

err tyme i see dat n**** grimace holdin' dat promethazine, I check out dis vee-dee-o, naa meen, yo



fat ass purple shit, wot you kno 'bout dat lean anyways....

 

[BlueBalls]

Any man who wouldn't perform oral sex on a woman while she was on the rag is a despicable misogynist who deserves to be castrated.

 

[DR. B]

Any man who wouldn't perform oral sex on a woman while she was on the rag is a despicable misogynist who deserves to be castrated.

I may be despicable and a misogynist, but there's no way I'm eating that shit while shes on the rag >:/ trust me, ain't nobody castrating me

 

[BlueBalls]

I may be despicable and a misogynist, but there's no way I'm eating that shit while shes on the rag >:/ trust me, ain't nobody castrating me

You won't be saying that once the glorious feminine revolution occurs. When that day comes, you will have little choice in the matter. Either those symbols of oppression are removed with a sharp blade or you give in to your new masters and lap at the blood of motherhood like a cat laps at a saucer full of milk.

I have accepted my fate, brother. Accept yours before it's too late.

 

[STDiva]

That girl is so hot, I'd approach her like a gentleman, introduce myself and offer to buy her a drink.

 

[DR. B]

You won't be saying that once the glorious feminine revolution occurs.

oh dear god....

but... that does sound like an awesome video game plot.... hmmmmm *thinking

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Bloodsnort Scott?

Cum again? :crying:

 

[PirateKing]

You won't be saying that once the glorious feminine revolution occurs. When that day comes, you will have little choice in the matter. Either those symbols of oppression are removed with a sharp blade or you give in to your new masters and lap at the blood of motherhood like a cat laps at a saucer full of milk.

I have accepted my fate, brother. Accept yours before it's too late.

Females overthrowing men....LOL!

 

[BlueBalls]

Females overthrowing men....LOL!

There need not be violence in a revolution. Post-fordism, bro. The feminisation of capital. The end of penile subjugation is nigh!

 

[ralph furley]

That's what a dude said to me about some hot chick back not too long ago.

C'mon, son. Yeah, she's hot and I'd easily go down her, but...


:crying:


(This forum has gone stale...sorry...:crying

ur a disgusting pervert

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

ur a disgusting pervert

ralph...stopit. :nono: