My girlfriend caught me being a pervert

[PirateKing]

Now I don't know what the bigger lie in this thread is, the fact that the OP claims sex went down like that, or that you've actually had sex before.

You know about chloroform, and you're still skeptical?

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Question though, what the hell is a beamer and how do you run porn on it?

Its whats known in the civilized world as a projector, I´m guessing that the author is from the netherlands... only country where I´ve ever heard it called a beamer.

 

[zdenka]

Sounds a bit like Filthy Shades of Grey to me!

 

[MarsAshes]

Sounds a bit like Filthy Shades of Grey to me!

Oh God, don't start me on that one.

Everybody's getting in to it. People are re-writing novels! Jane Austin's stuff is getting rather frisky and some twonk has gone and made a gay version of Sherlock Holmes. There was no need for that! I don't want to think about Robert Downey Jr sucking off Jude Law. No, I'd rather think about Watson (Jude Law) banging his fine wife (played by Kelly Reilly).

 

[Rey C.]

I think there was a Brazzers scene like that.

I was thinking it sounded like a scene from Downton Abbey, but you may be right.

 

[Petra]

Well fuck.

Where's the penis pump?? I thought all girlfriends/wives caught their guy being a pervert by finding their penis pumps...