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orly? how so?

Apologies for this but .. you can pork me anytime ...:D

He's right. FO staffers are a bunch of tools ... and they fuck each other. :D

Olivia .... those eyes. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :D

Dammit. You could have said. I tried to scrub them off and ended up chaffing my 'flagship' ......

This is true, but only one of them was actually yours. And it was all wrinkly and covered in barnacles.

No. Or coherent.

Anytime ... always well deserved ;)

I swapped mine with PK's once. I got a refund.

Happy 5+1 year anniversary. Asshat. :D

Given Born2Jizz's prodigious beer consumption (even if it was Coors), a disappearance every now and again has to be expected ....

Uhm .. so what? I'm really struggling to see relevance, real connections or anything that remotely resembles a point.

Romney Promises To Lay Pipe in Canada .... Peter North Outraged.

Darwin was right. Thank God.

Bitch be testy tonight? That time of the month, or does the cabin boy have pinworms again? :D

Of course, Galactic may simply have gone home .....

:facepalm: The only appropriate answer.

Ice cold Grolsch :D

The reason McDonalds always have such big bathrooms is to ensure as much 'on site' recycling as possible .... from bowl to bun in only one step .. yummy!

I'm always hoping for full rear nudity .... gimmie a sweet, perfect ass over a rockin' pair of titties any day .....

There's a sign? Cool. Did it go up yet??

Nice! :D :hatsoff:

It's Not A Job You can't categorize parenthood that way; alongside being a doctor, or a filing clerk or a fast food server ... those roles are jobs, regardless of the qualifications (or lack thereof) needed to execute them. Parenting, as I said previously, is a life choice; think if it this...

Allow me .... I bet every wood you touch gets instantly packed with lead, and enjoys an 'offally' happy ending ... :D

Indeed. Because that's how God expresses his infinite love - by giving us the ability to detect and avoid such torture and then (according to the Christian nuts) damning us to hell for using it; preferring instead to allow babies to be born into unending agony and misery until their bodies are...

Oh, I just bet you do .....

Nothing's as wild and crazy as a Belgian having fun. :D

Pshaaaw. That's nothing. Try being the only guy in a house of four girls ..... there are days I'd give anything for a punch in the head like that :D

I voted for ya until I couldn't vote no more .... bon chance, JP! :D

Penis weasels ...

Betty Rubble & Lois from Family Guy. Preferably at the same time.

Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi Nice to have you here, Siri. Please try and stay longer than the contest voting period though .....

Sooooooooooooooooo. How was the Tool gig???

I have unloaded my votes in your direction. (P.S. clean out yer (in) box. It's stuffed full and I want to slip you something privately.)

TheOrangeCat did not know that.

BTW - being a Dad isn't exactly a walk in the park either ... but so fucking what? The choice to have kids is the choice to live with whatever it takes to raise them. The question above is, frankly, redundant. Being a parent isn't a job, it's a life choice; one that, once made, you better...

BTW - being a Dad isn't exactly a walk in the park either ... but so fucking what? The choice to have kids is the choice to live with whatever it takes to raise them. The question above is, frankly, redundant. Being a parent isn't a job, it's a life choice; one that, once made, you better...

Doubt this ass munch has ever had to experience, say, watching a baby born with epidermolysis bullosa scream for while it;s raw flesh continually blisters outside and inside its body, eventually leading to a lingering death marked with near-perpetual agony. Genetic screening helps parents...

Only if she's fishing for King Crab in Alaska during her leave from active front line military duty while clutching a babe to her breast.

Apparently it's OK as long as you let Roald perform one of his patented extra-violent prostate exams on you. And let Petra watch.

Bitch be representin' .... although in a way that's about as sharp as a sock full of soup ....

Dripping Cheezewhiz ass leakage on a moldy cracker ...

In all fairness, Squally has next to no idea how to work anything even vaguely 'computer-like' ... he thinks wireless is witchcraft.

That's because iPads suck. Should have got something with a Honeycomb platform. My Samsung Galaxy tab is flawless in its excellence.

I've cheated on both my long time exes .. but, in both cases the cheating took place when things were already pretty rocky in both relationships. Now, that's not an excuse, nor do I attempt to mitigate the damage cheating does (discovered or undiscovered) to both parties, but I remember in both...

Not only did I think I'd never say this, I never thought I'd say it about failhell ... but ..... You're right. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

so zesty and fun!