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Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi :)

Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

In case you can't tell, Pirate King's a bit, um, special. We have a nice room for him, one with with lots of crayons, coloring books, balloons, and lidded plastic cups for his apple juice, where he can feel like he's the captain of a ship. He's not a bad guy, but try to avoid him if he hasn't taken his meds yet. :)
 
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Hi Siri, have seen quite a few of your clips online and love those.Nice full figured girl you are.Welcome to the board.
 
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Siri, welcome on the board, make yourself at ease...
 

PirateKing

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Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

In case you can't tell, Pirate King's a bit, um, special. We have a nice room for him, one with with lots of crayons, coloring books, balloons, and lidded plastic cups for his apple juice, where he can feel like he's the captain of a ship. He's not a bad guy, but try to avoid him if he hasn't taken his meds yet. :)
Pancakes!!
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Hi Siri, nice to meet you. In case you couldn't already tell, I'm the cool guy 'round these parts.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Hi, I'm Maley, I want to suck your toes! :dunno:

Man you are GOR-JIZZ! You have such a pretty face! I'm already in love!
 
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Welcome to freeones Siri. Let's see, something about me. Well as you can tell from my post count and how long I have been a member, I don't post a lot.
 
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Hi Siri, nice to meet you. In case you couldn't already tell, I'm the cool guy 'round these parts.

That is SUCH a relative term in this context...

Hi, I'm Maley, I want to suck your toes! :dunno:

Man you are GOR-JIZZ! You have such a pretty face! I'm already in love!

Dude, you would fall in love with me if I had tits and showed you my toes. :tongue:
 

georges

Moderator
Staff member
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Hi and welcome on board Siri :hi::wave:
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Dude, you would fall in love with me if I had tits and showed you my toes. :tongue:

Ugh, I don't want to see your toes! :throwup:

Anyway you know I love you, too! But it's not because you HAVE boobs! :p
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

So, why do you want an Iphone?
 

SiriPornStar

Official Checked Star Member
Minutes apart

Thanks for all of the support, everyone!! :D:D:D

Hi! I love assholes. Licking them, I mean.
Hi. I'm gunslingingbird. I'm an asshole. Nice to meet you. :)

Wuddup, girl. Ever been with a guy with a beard?

A few. Why? Do you have some kind of crazy ZZ Top beard? Please say yes...
 
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Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Hi! I love assholes. Licking them, I mean.

Lesson #1. Don't encourage him, it will only lead to shame and lonely nights.:o

A few. Why? Do you have some kind of crazy ZZ Top beard? Please say yes...

Lesson #2. I'm the one with the crazy, bushy facial hair. I also have the righteous mop of auburn hair to go with it.;)

Lesson #3. I am the only one that makes a damn bit of sense around here.

Lesson #4. And this is important. Never listen to anything that lurkingdirk has to say, ever.

Welcome to the board and I hope that you find this tutorial helpful.
 
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Yes. Bring on more girls with natural tits. I love it. Welcome to Freeones.
 
Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi

Hi Siri!!

I'll just leave it at hello and won't ask you any of the inappropriate questions I've asked the Siri on my iPhone =p
 
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