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Does anyone know if there are still links/clips available of a Hillary movie - I think it was a Chocolate Cream Pie move. Hillary is boned in the ass by a huge (black) cock (she is wearing pink lingerie with skulls), takes a nice anal creampie, hold it in and then squirts it out onto a slice of...

Epic ass!

Sink The Bismarck

Without A Doubt the biggest piece of shit - and therefore guaranteed Oscars and bouquets - Lost In Translation. Overrated isn't a strong enough word to describe this cinematic field of turds.

fallhell .. iz that yew?

papagmp ... :D

You know it and Crystal Risher is about as 10/10 as they come! :D

I'm all about the limes now ...

Sublime, divine ass .... :D

This year is just screaming by! I can't believe how long it's been since I logged in. Lots of work, travel, family life is hella-hectic, but in an awesome way :-) .... how have you been?

Penis fingers

Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Tu Of course, the greatest withheld Bible secret is the page they unearthed in 1942 in Jordan which reads ..... 'To my darling Candy'. This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to any persons dead or alive is...

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Dear Mr. Balls .... winning a date with you would be like winning a lifetime's supply of weeping gonorrhea ... interesting, certainly, but ultimately something you could easily live your entire life without ever being within 500 nautical miles of ....

And never, ever, be in a film with Kevin Costner ....

Gusset smears .. will do .. just got back from Hong Kong! Arrived here five hours before I left there ... gotta love timezones!

Any particular reason to close the shutters on the Mod experience? Shame, now we have .. you know, only THEM; and THEY are often redolent with the stink of Fail .....

Fart packets .......

I've been up to my ass in work and family ... just got back from Hong Kong, the off to New York, Vancouver and possibly London in the next month .... it kinda freaks me out when I realize how long it's getting to be between log ins ......

Don't forget Stargate Atlantis .. and Jewel Staite .. yummy.

-31 C here this morning ..... this is a day that I am quite happy to go by quickly :D

Going to see Tool .... you lucky, lucky, lucky ........... :D

Thanks for the festive wishes!! Happy New Year to you too!

(belated) Happy New Year!

Oddly, I was 'cucumbering' earlier today at my local grocery store.

Such a shame Serenity flopped so badly in terms of bums on seats .... had it not I have no doubt they would have resurrected the TV show. Ah, well ... one more disappointment to add to the likes of the cancellation of Carnivale ....

Latest unintentional comedy genius.

Actually, it's a testament to Long Cat. Who is mainly long.

Still, the tide beckons ...

Re: Chicks that look well not to be gay or old fashioned.....Pure yet they are doing Orange is always better. Definitively. Its the way of things.

Ah, the dearly departed Firefly. It made the mistake of being good and wildly well reviewed. This is the antithesis of current sci-fi programming, which require writers who don't give a shit, producers who are in it only to keep the coke flowing and network executives that would commission...

Re: Chicks that look well not to be gay or old fashioned.....Pure yet they are doing simple text to screen is as it should be, whether gotten or not. Savvy?

All true, all true ...

Awesome on both fronts. I quit in August. Smoking, not wanking. The latter would be madness.

totally ..... I haven't been on ICQ since early December ... time has just sprinted away lately. You sniff used sanitary towels.

Belated happy 2012 Jinxy!!!! Hope it's as sweet as pie for ya!

He has his period.

Long cat. I just wanted to repost. Before FO was deleted forever.

Wassup? Cock juggler.

Only because you just rubbed yourself on me ...

The ability to detach them and send them off on adventures.

As fence posts don't have IQs, to suggest they do must make you as thick as a whale omelet. You also smell of fish.

Some would say Science Fiction never even breathed life in Hollywood, whose main contribution has been to water down its intellectual and imaginative land and dreamscapes so that they can simply sell seats to a mass audience, rather than tell a story to a smaller, thoughtful audience for whom...

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Wrong. P.S. Dogs smell.

No, it isn't.

No. I used your shoes ... :D

Oh, you are so out of the Brotherhood, my friend from the West ..... though hast become a cowan ...

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